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Xavier
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(I was gonna post a reply in binary asking what the representation is in hexidecimal, but I know why you posted that, since its the true question.)

How are the chips?

As much he would, if he could.


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luthe
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Extream Sport.


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Pseudonym
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Ok CBS crew, how can we cleverly spell 'extreme' and relate it to some trash that we can get kids to watch?

*Edit, forgot answer* if so, then kittens will definatly die.

[This message has been edited by Pseudonym (edited April 19, 2002).]


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celia60
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Will the content of this thread sadden Papa Moooose?

Fat cat keeps getting fatter.


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ae
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What rhymes with "bat rat freaks set in batter"?

Have you stopped beating your wife?


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bruinlawyer2002
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When Jason Kid wins the NBA championship, what will Marv Albert ask him instead of "do you want to go to Disneyland?"

42


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celia60
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What is the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything?

The midget shortage.


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Human
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How do I find you if I want to kill you?

It's my will.


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celia60
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Why does everyone have to wear chainmail underwear?

They ship refined uranium in trucks.

[This message has been edited by celia60 (edited April 20, 2002).]


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Dude Love
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What does TSRUIT stand for?

The LA County fire department.


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Xavier
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Who are those drag queens and why are they wearing those ugly boots?

Because time slows down as you approach the speed of light.


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Glass
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Why is it that everytime I'm on a ship going near the speed of light it takes me thirty minutes to pee out the window?

Because, I love her, that's why.


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celia60
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Why do you take that kind of abuse?

stop whining.


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MEC
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do i really have to hurt celia60?

yes, i do love you.


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Nadine
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Do these pants make me look fat?

It comes from a bottle.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Where does he get those funny questions?

I think it's on a blue diskette.


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Human
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Where's my sanity?

Stay away from me!


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Nadine
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Will you marry me?

I'm not sure, let me check my shoes.


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Human
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Where's my brain?

Noooo! Don't, I beg you!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Shall we clone you into a wenchling for a second time?

Birdseed, a little sea salt, and the juice of two limes.


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Steel
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What is "Hatrack" anyway?

Oh no, I'm all for THAT!


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Max
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Q: I thought you said you didn't want to have wild monkey sex with that week old cat fish?


A: My dog could do a better job.


maxdout


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celia60
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How do you think you did on the test?

With cream.


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TheTick
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q. How do you take your whiskey?

a. I've never seen that before!


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MEC
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what do you think of max mounting a fish and having monkey sex with it?

what, you want to go out with me?


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Icarus
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Honey, that Bobby seems kind of sleazy. Don't you think you should date somebody else?

If you felt thay way, you never should hhave sent me those pictures.


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MEC
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why do i HATE it when people see me naked?

why?


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Psycho Triad
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You just shot that man! Don't you feel bad?

A: If I knew that, I wouldn't be in here.


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Rruk
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How do you get to the invisible thread?

South.


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Wade
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Where's this thread going??


Now I eat them.


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woodger
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Growing up I used the "Pick and Roll" technique.


I don't know, I was just bored, I guess.


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LadyDove
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Why did you get an "I break for badgers" tatoo across your chest?


Because they ran out of condiments.


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esl
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Why don't you go to Cal (for school)?

The devil made me do it!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Why on earth would you bring a coati mundi to your first day of work?

It's a cable modem thing.


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Icarus
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Q: Why do you hate me?

A: Owl Pellets


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Nadine
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What do you have in your mouth?

A useless hunk of junk.


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MEC
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what's in your head?

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION!!!!!


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Icarus
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Q: Johnny, what is 3 x 6?

A: First you filter the water, then you add the dirt.


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Human
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How do you make Martha Stewart's mud?

BLEAH!


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Would you care for a strawberry daquiri?

I understand.


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Nadine
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Okay, like, I need some, um, advice, because, like, my boyfriend, he keeps talking to this other, like, girl, or something, and sheís totally not as pretty as me but maybe he thinks so but she really isnít but anyways should I say something because I donít want to be, like, possessive freak girl but maybe he wants me to say something I donít know so can you tell me what I should do and stuff?

Yes, as a matter of fact I did that last night.


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Psycho Triad
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Have you ever been abducted by little blue men?


A: The circle is not round.


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Could you check my geometry homework?

Well, I think it'd be better on pizza.


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What's the deal with chain mail underwear?

They're funny if you read them in tandem.


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Ralphie
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Have you seen Nadine's posts?

You just rinse, spit, repeat.


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Bob_Scopatz
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How do you learn to speak Middle Eastern languages?

Four tissues, a paper clip, and M-Z of my Rolodex.


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Ralphie
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Bob, what exactly were you using when your boss caught you in that 'compromising position'?

Splunge!

edit: forgot the ding-dang answer

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited April 23, 2002).]


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Bob_Scopatz
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What is science's answer to grunge?


Faith, Hope and a 357 Magnum.


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Pseudonym
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How can I make friends on Hatrack?

No, because my friend named Bob tried it once and it didn't work.


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Have you ever had sex with the undead?

Cabbage.


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