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Topic: The monkey's paw -- a game
Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:22 PM
Granted. unfortunately you die from excitement when you realize it's possible.[ September 28, 2004, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Turgan ]
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Stray
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posted September 28, 2004 05:23 PM
You concentrate on one thing for so long that you forget to eat and starve to death.
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Richard Gere
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posted September 28, 2004 05:27 PM
You're Fired!
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sndrake
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posted September 28, 2004 05:28 PM
You get the whole week off! Unfortunately, you get a lot more off, since your company went under, taking whatever pension funds of yours it had with it.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 05:29 PM
Wish granted, however you are stuck asleep not able to wake up, causing you to die of starvation.[ September 28, 2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:31 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, I spiked it with Arsonic not five minuites ago. heh. Sorry.[ September 28, 2004, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Turgan ]
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Stray
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posted September 28, 2004 05:34 PM
Blink 182 have a big raucous rock-star party and accidentally burn your house down.[ September 28, 2004, 05:34 PM: Message edited by: Stray ]
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:37 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, your husband inhales too much ammonia fumage and suffers from brain damage, maiking him unable to do the litterbox, causing you to do it again.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 05:44 PM
Granted, but from the jump in time, many catostrophic events that could have been stopped by you have occured, You now have no family, no friends, and no house... But it's still one P.M. tommorrow.
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Megan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:45 PM
Granted. You're now a woman.
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:50 PM
Granted. unfortunately, since you have no idea what it wrote, you din't know that it dropped many many f-bombs and your life is ruined.
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Dagonee
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posted September 28, 2004 05:51 PM
Granted. But it's still a Mac.
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:52 PM
that's not an insult.. that is TOTALLY what i like. Pee cee's are stupid.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 05:52 PM
Wish granted, however, when you are setting up your user account, a power-blink happens in the process of saving user information... causing it to break forever.[ September 28, 2004, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Megan
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posted September 28, 2004 05:54 PM
Granted. You're EATEN! by a SHARK!
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Stray
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posted September 28, 2004 06:02 PM
And you do! But by a freak coincidence, so do four million other people, and divvied up amongst you the prize money is negligible.
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 06:08 PM
Granted: You now look like Paris Hilton because Annorexia hates you.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 06:09 PM
Granted, but the spoon is dirty, and has been used by someone else. You can't wash it either![ September 28, 2004, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Book
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posted September 28, 2004 06:16 PM
Granted. However, it is absurdly incorrect.
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 06:18 PM
granted. unfortunately, they start hitting each other.
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Megan
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posted September 28, 2004 06:19 PM
You do. If she's even aware you exist, she thinks you're a puerile wiener.
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sndrake
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posted September 28, 2004 06:21 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, the woman is rather creeped out by all the longing stares. She builds a fence and files for an order of protection with the police.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 06:22 PM
Granted, a lone mouse will crawl on the table and join you for a lovely meal, putting germs in everything.
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Turgan
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posted September 28, 2004 06:24 PM
granted. Unfortunately, he posts so much he forgets to write and consequently makes no more great novels.. no more money.. and he starves.
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peterh
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posted September 28, 2004 06:26 PM
After lengthy trial plays out in media, you are convicted of child rape.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 06:27 PM
Granted, however you lose your eyes completely. No more dry eyes![ September 28, 2004, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Fyfe
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posted September 28, 2004 06:28 PM
Your eyes are scooped out with a spoon and pickled.[ September 28, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Fyfe ]
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peterh
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posted September 28, 2004 06:28 PM
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 06:31 PM
*blinks* I lived in Snohomish. Anywho.
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skillery
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posted September 28, 2004 06:48 PM
quote: I wish I lived in Washington again Yessir, good ole Washington County, Alabama . (be sure to click on "bar")
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pooka
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posted September 28, 2004 06:48 PM
The Gerbil incident: Granted, but it is now replaced by "The Badger incident"[ September 28, 2004, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]
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Megan
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posted September 28, 2004 06:53 PM
You do...but it turns out it's not all it's cracked up to be, and you're BORED SILLY.[ September 28, 2004, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
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Just another Dharma bum
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posted September 28, 2004 06:54 PM
Granted, but you continue to eat chocolate and die of anorexia.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 28, 2004 07:06 PM
Granted. You go to a Hatrack get together
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skillery
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posted September 28, 2004 07:10 PM
quote: I wish my room was made of candy, and I could it eat and it would regenerate itself into more candy. But now the hall to the bathroom is made of liver and onions.
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Shigosei
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posted September 28, 2004 07:49 PM
She won't let you drive it, ever.[ September 28, 2004, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Shigosei ]
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Teshi
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posted September 28, 2004 08:12 PM
quote: is made of liver and onions There was liver and onions on the menu tonight, I couldn't believe it! I thought it was just a myth!
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Shigosei
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posted September 28, 2004 08:20 PM
You run out of books to read within a few years. All the authors of the world cannot keep pace with your voracious reading appetite. You start hanging out at publishing companies, grabbing the books right off the press and finishing them within minutes.[ September 28, 2004, 08:20 PM: Message edited by: Shigosei ]
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kaioshin00
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posted September 28, 2004 08:20 PM
Granted. You learn to read and comprehend books super fast. You then break both your hands permanentely and are not able to turn a page in a book.
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Polio
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posted September 28, 2004 08:46 PM
I think someone already did that one, and their clothes lit on fire everytime they shot anything. Quite a common wish, these fireball-hands.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 28, 2004 09:06 PM
I wish I could clone dkw so everyone in the world could have a dkw of their very own.
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Annie
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posted September 28, 2004 09:08 PM
Everyone has their very own DKW- so everything in her taste and size is always sold out.
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ElJay
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posted September 28, 2004 09:09 PM
Okay, that's scary enough without twisting.[ September 28, 2004, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]
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Dagonee
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posted September 28, 2004 09:10 PM
quote: I wish I had a pet bunny. This is the bunny. [ September 28, 2004, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 28, 2004 09:12 PM
I wish that everyone was named Bob
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Dagonee
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posted September 28, 2004 09:16 PM
Damn you. It took me years to get them to stop calling me Bob, so now I have to hunt you down for making it start again.
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Annie
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posted September 28, 2004 09:18 PM
Attention is $5.95 a minute, and they only take American Express.
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Vadon
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posted September 28, 2004 09:18 PM
Wish granted, however, The two languages people know are Klingon and Vulcan.[ September 28, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Vadon ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 28, 2004 09:28 PM
Wish granted: Just in time for the rounding up of all dragon army sympathizers by the evil sociopathic genius who was kicked out of Battle School. You die a slow and squishy death.
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pooka
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posted September 28, 2004 09:59 PM
quote: I wish that I had a room of my own. Granted, but the only room availble was a padded cell.
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