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Samprimary
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Back in '31, when I was pregnant with my third child, I went for a long, desperate cross country run through enemy territory. Waving my arms like a madwoman, dodging the droppings of crows flustered from the heaps of corpses left over from Napoleon's second last stand, trying to catch the eye of a sniper, searching for grenades in the deep muddy foxholes.
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I've not been on Hatrack for a couple days, let's open this thread and see what's been poste-
Oh. Oh.
Did I interrupt something? [Eek!]
I think I'll just uh, step around and go this way...

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Hey, I read that thread too! E/N is one of my guilty pleasures.

pps yes this. yes this is me. e/n is everything. did you wholly ingest the Pixelante thread, that was amazing
Yesssss I did. I think the whole situation lasted for what, 2 years? I was almost sad when she finally wrapped it up.

Did you get to see the Fascinator Eddie/Natalie thread before they archived it? It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, I actually shrieked aloud at one point. Usually I stumble into a thread during the aftermath (like now!) and read the whole thing unfolding in one go. I got to observe that one evolve in real time, because I'd already been reading her other thread in A/T.

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No, and I eventually have to get the archive upgrade. simultaneously to go back and watch those threads as well as be able to read people's rap sheet and bans with impunity.
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OH and there was also that thread where the girl had to escape her crazy-ass family like plan for a way to scoot out the window at night and never be anywhere she could be cornered by them ever again. who was that? I wish I could still see that one.
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
OH and there was also that thread where the girl had to escape her crazy-ass family like plan for a way to scoot out the window at night and never be anywhere she could be cornered by them ever again. who was that? I wish I could still see that one.

Do you mean NerdyNautilusGirl's thread, where a goon ended up sending her a ticket to New Mexico because that was the only way she could get far enough away? It's still in the live forums.
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quote:
Originally posted by Misha McBride:
quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
OH and there was also that thread where the girl had to escape her crazy-ass family like plan for a way to scoot out the window at night and never be anywhere she could be cornered by them ever again. who was that? I wish I could still see that one.

Do you mean NerdyNautilusGirl's thread, where a goon ended up sending her a ticket to New Mexico because that was the only way she could get far enough away? It's still in the live forums.
My favorite thread was the man who adopted a kid who thought he was Goku, and that his girlfriend's baby was fathered by a "Vegetable" (Vegita) and the guy tried to clean him up off drugs, and set him straight only to find out the adopted boy was insane and plotting to kill him. I can't find it anymore.
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OH MAN I NEVER EVEN SAW THIS ONE
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oh my holy hell the sister snuck the mom into the lease oh dear
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saldfkjghaslkfj

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the reason why you see defending yourself from other people's lovely behavior as "----ing people over" is because you have literally been trained your whole life to accept being taken advantage of by other people. Until you can get yourself in therapy, you need to remind yourself that your internal compass for how to treat your family is wrong because they have abused you until you started thinking that was acceptable.
sad but true oh my god
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So my mom decided that because she was too stupid to figure out how to program the thermostat that she was gonna gently caress with the pilot light. This means, of course, that she loving broke it. I made sure the gas is of already, checked for gas leaks, and got it all sorted, but gently caress if I'm gonna pay for the repair. Neither she nor Jeanne have the money to fix the drat thing; I've decided that they can suck it. I went out and bought a space heater with my plasma money. They can just pile on the blankets. I'm not loving paying for it. I wasn't even at the house to stop it. They can go ahead and be cold.
this mom oh my god
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
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Originally posted by Misha McBride:
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Originally posted by Samprimary:
OH and there was also that thread where the girl had to escape her crazy-ass family like plan for a way to scoot out the window at night and never be anywhere she could be cornered by them ever again. who was that? I wish I could still see that one.

Do you mean NerdyNautilusGirl's thread, where a goon ended up sending her a ticket to New Mexico because that was the only way she could get far enough away? It's still in the live forums.
My favorite thread was the man who adopted a kid who thought he was Goku, and that his girlfriend's baby was fathered by a "Vegetable" (Vegita) and the guy tried to clean him up off drugs, and set him straight only to find out the adopted boy was insane and plotting to kill him. I can't find it anymore.
Ahhh that Humper Monkey thread. It's in the Goldmine.

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OH MAN I NEVER EVEN SAW THIS ONE

LOL you were talking about her first thread weren't you?
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quote:
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Stoney,
You should also realize that we all know what Ori is. To me, he's the least of Hatrack's Angry Teen Boy Squad because it seems like the only thing he has is his pseudo-intellectual hostility. The others may lack the maturity/self-control to act differently and at least one I'm pretty sure chooses to act that way. But they have other stuff going on. With Ori, I don't think he's got anything else to offer.

Yeah, I have no opinions about you... Like at all. [Smile]
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quote:
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LOL you were talking about her first thread weren't you?

Yup. Good lord if I had been around when her sister moved her mom back in with her I would have pretty straightforwardly despaired.
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humper monkey can never change his avatar from brock sampson
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humper monkey IS brock sampson
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my mistake
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hey where on the internet can I buy handcuffs on the cheap

i mean they still have to be working police grade handcuffs but like less than 30 bucks

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I dunno I torrent all my handcuffs.
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My second child, carried in my matrix over the sturm and drang of the ice-age, cougar-pelted, covered in flint-chips, sigh... the thalidomide finished him off (according to the magnetic resonance). God, how I loved to paint the trichinosis, the rhinitis, no, the rhinocerii (we were pre-literate, after all) on the cave walls. Augustus, I called him. They buried him with blueberries. Primitive to those distinctions.

[ May 08, 2012, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: deerpark27 ]

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It's important to get everything right.
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In case of a fall,
the jerk of the neck...

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quote:
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hey where on the internet can I buy handcuffs on the cheap

i mean they still have to be working police grade handcuffs but like less than 30 bucks

Pro grade, $20 cuffs. And I can vouch for the company, I order from them all the time.
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Yessss. Done.
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So now they're all saying guy fieri is a jerk, but honestly don't we all have the right to be squicked right the heck out by homosexuals, whether or not it is relevant to the murderfood carb-hindenbergs we're cramming down our gullets for quality food television
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
hey where on the internet can I buy handcuffs on the cheap

i mean they still have to be working police grade handcuffs but like less than 30 bucks

Pro grade, $20 cuffs. And I can vouch for the company, I order from them all the time.
Stone Wolf just got a lot more interesting.
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stone wolf has helped me abduct people at half price
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It's their own fault if Samp gets them...I warned them to carry pepper spray!
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quote:
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It's their own fault if Samp gets them...I warned them to carry pepper spray!

Did you provide them links for discounted pepper spray?
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No one asked.
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quote:
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It's their own fault if Samp gets them...I warned them to carry pepper spray!

I warned them to memorize safewords.
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http://i.imgur.com/cyxxS.png
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But Misha is a guy's name.
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But in the Latin alphabet, "Misha" begins with an I ....

*falls through floor, dies*

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Always with the dying as a distraction technique.

*yawn*

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I think this thread is a fitting Landmark for Sam.
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your mom's a fitting landmark
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My mom's overweight and lost the use of one leg after a car accident, so she's wheelchair bound.

So, actually, that's probably a pretty good burn.

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OOOOH YEAH. ACKNOWLEDGED BURN.

*fistpumps through wall*

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I cannot stop laughing.
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You should see a doctor 777.
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paging dr. 777. dr. 777, could you come to the front office

call me an ambulance, dr. 777.

ok, you're an ambulance. URRR HURRR HURRR HURRR

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Your laughter looks painful Samp.
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http://imgur.com/JUjyG
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

http://imgur.com/7LMkG

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God, Sam, that video was painful. Why would you inflict that on us?

It astonished me when I realized he actually has a cameraman. That means he has a friend with him watching what he's doing and not telling him to please stop. What kind of friend would do that?

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katana is best anti boigla weapon
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Why did you post my video about defending yourself from a burglar with a katana? I look good.
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my problem with diablo 3's 'electrocute'

http://i.imgur.com/bPZCf.png

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So, two cannibals were eating Ricky Gervais and one turns to the other and says:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

And the other replies:

"No, not at all."

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