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I'm just sad a newer, more exciting thread started before we got "Advice from anyone who has worked in telemarketing/jerk service" or possibly "The Ashton Kutcher Jerk" ...but those are both perhaps a little too on the nose.
quote:Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_: So, two cannibals were eating Ricky Gervais and one turns to the other and says:
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So anyway to continue the discussion in the other thread it is pretty obvious that OSC has Oppositional Defiant Disorder and probably autism. I have an extensive wikipedia self-education on mental diagnoses and have figured out a pretty reliable way to figure out what complexes OSC has as a result of his traumatic childhood. He shows 5 of the 17 wikipedia page talk signs of classical psychopathy according to reddit user Karmanaut.
He has kids right? Are any of them underage? I think we should start a serious discussion on whether CPS should be involved. In conclusion, OP: sever.
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I'm actually upgrading OSC from classical psycopathy to baroque psychopathy. if we see shades of hellenistic psychopathy (or Münchausen's psychopathy by Proxy) I will be informing the appropriate mental health professionals in OSC's area.
Source: I have looked directly at the DSM-IV once.
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Dude, DSM-IV is SO outdated. Next one's out next year! They already have a website and everything!
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As a self-diagnosed aspbergers sufferer, I categorically reject the new autistic spectrum disorder classifications that are trying to pretend that my self-diagnosis of poor social, communication, and life skills coupled with delusions of grandeur, importance, and competence does not exist. I demand a schism to the Orthodox Church of Psychology and
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"Isn't there a magic item that could turn you into a girl permanently? Seems like that would solve a lot of problems."
"Yes, but gender-switching items are still listed as 'cursed' under the DMG IV. Administration wouldn't let me use it."
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I actually have two goals in life right now: destroy traditional marriage, and kill spiders. Lots of spiders, because they're ugly, disgusting, and horrendous.
The destroy traditional marriage part is the easier part to understand. Spiders, a little less straightforward. They tried to take over my bathroom so I just go around smooshing them as fast as i can see them.
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That's like trying to fight the "war on terror" by killing as many terrorists as possible. It doesn't really address the root problem!
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That's not a valid conclusion you can make until you get flown on a jet to a carrier and there is a podium on the carrier that you can go up to and be all like "so that is all awesome how we won and everything right, woo, problem solved. Good job everyone"
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quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: I actually have two goals in life right now: destroy traditional marriage, and kill spiders. Lots of spiders, because they're ugly, disgusting, and horrendous.
The destroy traditional marriage part is the easier part to understand. Spiders, a little less straightforward. They tried to take over my bathroom so I just go around smooshing them as fast as i can see them.
awww. Spiders are not disgusting and ugly and horrendous. They are so cute. I love those things. In fact I want more, but I already have 100 spiderlings, 5 juvenile wolf spiders, 3 wolf spider ladies. One older baby. Maybe I have enough. I want a potato bug.
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No. Spiders are terrible. Abjectly terrible. Wastes of space. Unworthy of life. I think we should really try to find a way to exterminate them pretty much completely. Some kind of specific targeted pesticide we could spray all over the world? Anyway. I think it is possible with today's technology to exterminate the species entirely and I wholly support this sort of specific adjustment of the ecosystem to remove disgusting creatures.
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Actually you could probably amend my post to be pretty much about 'poor people' too, not just spiders.
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Can we make a pesticide to target people based on socioeconomic status? We could work out a wonderful eugenic system here to weed out 'handout culture' degenerates. We could probably actually specifically toxify the environment and make filters for gas masks only distributable by the government, based on employment. Fall behind on your social returns? Well, getting a filter for you and your kids is going to be pretty hard. Bonus is we get rid of the spiders while getting rid of the indigents.
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If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes. Tons of them. And sooooo many wasps. I hate wasps. Well, female ones anyway.
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quote:Can we make a pesticide to target people based on socioeconomic status? We could work out a wonderful eugenic system here to weed out 'handout culture' degenerates. We could probably actually specifically toxify the environment and make filters for gas masks only distributable by the government, based on employment. Fall behind on your social returns? Well, getting a filter for you and your kids is going to be pretty hard. Bonus is we get rid of the spiders while getting rid of the indigents.
quote:Originally posted by Synesthesia: If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes.
If we're getting rid of that many poor people, how are they multiplying without their largest feeding pool?
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Hatrack has changed my mind about the zimmerman case. I'm thinking now sortof that basically zimmerman should not be getting put on trial for manslaughter, he should be getting judged on whether or not it was a clean trophy kill. I don't know how you measure up a black kid (i mean, it's not like they have a horn rack you can measure) but I'm thinking that trayvon counts as pretty good suburban hunt return. Trial might still be necessary (were vagrant black youths in season? Is there some sort of federal breeding period and age range that requires protection? Was Martin an illegitimate adolescent kill? Should he have been neighborhood catch and release? Are they trying to recover their numbers, or is this a sort of overpopulation culling effort (that seems far more likely).
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quote:Originally posted by Synesthesia: If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes. Tons of them. And sooooo many wasps. I hate wasps. Well, female ones anyway.
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Japanese hornets are awesome. Even if I had a flyswatter, I'd be afraid it would just piss it off.
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They'd just call up their sisters and go, HOW DARE YOU CANCEL YOUR CARDS and they will sting you repeatedly. I hate female wasps and hornets. They sting and fly. Therefore they are scary and spiders are not. They would take the flyswatter, beat you with it and then sting and then call their sisters to sting you somemore. They can kill a hive of European bees in 30 seconds.
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as merely a protected expression of things that should not be considered wrong because they are 'moral within their culture'
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It sounds like a great way to scare off women. I'd avoid it if there is any chance that any woman you might have an interest in dating at some future point has any reasonable chance of hearing about it.
I was recently in a small social gathering where a guy ended up defending female ritual genital mutilation as a legitimate cultural practice to a UN human rights worker. She was left the discussion in tears. If you are looking for a sure fire way to turn a woman off to you more or less permanently, this is a good idea. If that's not what you want, don't.
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quote:Originally posted by The Rabbit: If you are looking for a sure fire way to turn a woman off to you more or less permanently, this is a good idea. If that's not what you want, don't.
yessssssssssss.
Oh but is there like a backup plan in case they turn out to be really into FGM?
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quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: Oh but is there like a backup plan in case they turn out to be really into FGM?
Run?
When I was seventeen my family hosted a bible study in our home...and one of the locals who came regularly used the phrase "If your going to be raped, you might as well enjoy the sex." nearly every meeting, sometimes twice in the same meeting.
My parents actually had to ask him to stop, and when he didn't we told him that if he didn't he would have to study the bible somewhere else.
Rabbit's story reminded me of him.
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