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Raymond Arnold
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So the most important question I have:

Is the next name for this thread going to be "Gay Jerk Infestation" or "Jerk Zombie Infestation?"

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Samprimary
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Oh come on it should be obvious
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"Gay Raymond Arnold Infestation"
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I'm just sad a newer, more exciting thread started before we got "Advice from anyone who has worked in telemarketing/jerk service" or possibly "The Ashton Kutcher Jerk" ...but those are both perhaps a little too on the nose.

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Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_:
So, two cannibals were eating Ricky Gervais and one turns to the other and says:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

And the other replies:

"No, not at all."

[ROFL]
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zdgjgx;dg;ghsgdgugrsguiefugifewugsfe

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my brain feels like this branch that has fallen on this powerline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ph-h7l_aM

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http://i.imgur.com/mCR2F.gif

you float on a throne of LIES

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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
zdgjgx;dg;ghsgdgugrsguiefugifewugsfe

gs;ug[y8agr

Well said!
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Samprimary
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So anyway to continue the discussion in the other thread it is pretty obvious that OSC has Oppositional Defiant Disorder and probably autism. I have an extensive wikipedia self-education on mental diagnoses and have figured out a pretty reliable way to figure out what complexes OSC has as a result of his traumatic childhood. He shows 5 of the 17 wikipedia page talk signs of classical psychopathy according to reddit user Karmanaut.

He has kids right? Are any of them underage? I think we should start a serious discussion on whether CPS should be involved. In conclusion, OP: sever.

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GROUND FLOOR
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
Are any of them underage?

No.
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Samprimary
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Whatever, let's de-mancipate them just so we can take them away anyway
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Samprimary
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I'm actually upgrading OSC from classical psycopathy to baroque psychopathy. if we see shades of hellenistic psychopathy (or Münchausen's psychopathy by Proxy) I will be informing the appropriate mental health professionals in OSC's area.

Source: I have looked directly at the DSM-IV once.

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Dude, DSM-IV is SO outdated. Next one's out next year! They already have a website and everything!
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As a self-diagnosed aspbergers sufferer, I categorically reject the new autistic spectrum disorder classifications that are trying to pretend that my self-diagnosis of poor social, communication, and life skills coupled with delusions of grandeur, importance, and competence does not exist. I demand a schism to the Orthodox Church of Psychology and
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a Doritos taco.
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Raymond Arnold
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"Isn't there a magic item that could turn you into a girl permanently? Seems like that would solve a lot of problems."

"Yes, but gender-switching items are still listed as 'cursed' under the DMG IV. Administration wouldn't let me use it."

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I actually have two goals in life right now: destroy traditional marriage, and kill spiders. Lots of spiders, because they're ugly, disgusting, and horrendous.

The destroy traditional marriage part is the easier part to understand. Spiders, a little less straightforward. They tried to take over my bathroom so I just go around smooshing them as fast as i can see them.

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That's like trying to fight the "war on terror" by killing as many terrorists as possible. It doesn't really address the root problem!
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What if the root problem is that it is not fun to not kill spiders or terrorists
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Then Mission Accomplished™.
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That's not a valid conclusion you can make until you get flown on a jet to a carrier and there is a podium on the carrier that you can go up to and be all like "so that is all awesome how we won and everything right, woo, problem solved. Good job everyone"
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
I actually have two goals in life right now: destroy traditional marriage, and kill spiders. Lots of spiders, because they're ugly, disgusting, and horrendous.

The destroy traditional marriage part is the easier part to understand. Spiders, a little less straightforward. They tried to take over my bathroom so I just go around smooshing them as fast as i can see them.

awww. Spiders are not disgusting and ugly and horrendous. They are so cute. I love those things. In fact I want more, but I already have 100 spiderlings, 5 juvenile wolf spiders, 3 wolf spider ladies. One older baby. Maybe I have enough.
I want a potato bug.

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No. Spiders are terrible. Abjectly terrible. Wastes of space. Unworthy of life. I think we should really try to find a way to exterminate them pretty much completely. Some kind of specific targeted pesticide we could spray all over the world? Anyway. I think it is possible with today's technology to exterminate the species entirely and I wholly support this sort of specific adjustment of the ecosystem to remove disgusting creatures.
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My wife and mother agree.
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Samprimary
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Actually you could probably amend my post to be pretty much about 'poor people' too, not just spiders.
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Can we make a pesticide to target people based on socioeconomic status? We could work out a wonderful eugenic system here to weed out 'handout culture' degenerates. We could probably actually specifically toxify the environment and make filters for gas masks only distributable by the government, based on employment. Fall behind on your social returns? Well, getting a filter for you and your kids is going to be pretty hard. Bonus is we get rid of the spiders while getting rid of the indigents.
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If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes. Tons of them. And sooooo many wasps.
I hate wasps. Well, female ones anyway.

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This seems like the most accurate thread title yet.
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quote:
Can we make a pesticide to target people based on socioeconomic status? We could work out a wonderful eugenic system here to weed out 'handout culture' degenerates. We could probably actually specifically toxify the environment and make filters for gas masks only distributable by the government, based on employment. Fall behind on your social returns? Well, getting a filter for you and your kids is going to be pretty hard. Bonus is we get rid of the spiders while getting rid of the indigents.
I thought that was what McDonalds was.

Hobbes [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes.

If we're getting rid of that many poor people, how are they multiplying without their largest feeding pool?
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No spiders to eat them
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Hatrack has changed my mind about the zimmerman case. I'm thinking now sortof that basically zimmerman should not be getting put on trial for manslaughter, he should be getting judged on whether or not it was a clean trophy kill. I don't know how you measure up a black kid (i mean, it's not like they have a horn rack you can measure) but I'm thinking that trayvon counts as pretty good suburban hunt return. Trial might still be necessary (were vagrant black youths in season? Is there some sort of federal breeding period and age range that requires protection? Was Martin an illegitimate adolescent kill? Should he have been neighborhood catch and release? Are they trying to recover their numbers, or is this a sort of overpopulation culling effort (that seems far more likely).
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*cringe*
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)))
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Hey I was thinking of a new religion to replace the empty pit that my life has become, how about scientology™

http://imgur.com/a/M8M0o

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You need a piece of clear blue sky?
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I just need a corner of it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
If we did that, there would be soooooooooooooooooo many mosquitoes. Tons of them. And sooooo many wasps.
I hate wasps. Well, female ones anyway.

Then you probably really hate these wasps.
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Yeah. That's pretty scary. But those Japanese Hornets. AUGH! SUZUMEBACHI!
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Japanese hornets are awesome. Even if I had a flyswatter, I'd be afraid it would just piss it off.
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They could corner me and I'd just give up my wallet and cancel my credit cards later
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They'd just call up their sisters and go, HOW DARE YOU CANCEL YOUR CARDS and they will sting you repeatedly. I hate female wasps and hornets. They sting and fly. Therefore they are scary and spiders are not. They would take the flyswatter, beat you with it and then sting and then call their sisters to sting you somemore. They can kill a hive of European bees in 30 seconds.
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I am considering doing a multi-layered very impressively detailed and thorough troll wherein I build up a case as a person detailing my support of cultural relativism up to and beyond excusing this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148774/Shafilea-Ahmed-trial-Mother-said-Just-finish-moments-suffocating-daughter-court-hears.html

as merely a protected expression of things that should not be considered wrong because they are 'moral within their culture'

thoughts

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Ugh.
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
I am considering doing a multi-layered very impressively detailed and thorough troll wherein I build up a case as a person detailing my support of cultural relativism up to and beyond excusing this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148774/Shafilea-Ahmed-trial-Mother-said-Just-finish-moments-suffocating-daughter-court-hears.html

as merely a protected expression of things that should not be considered wrong because they are 'moral within their culture'

thoughts

It sounds like a great way to scare off women. I'd avoid it if there is any chance that any woman you might have an interest in dating at some future point has any reasonable chance of hearing about it.

I was recently in a small social gathering where a guy ended up defending female ritual genital mutilation as a legitimate cultural practice to a UN human rights worker. She was left the discussion in tears. If you are looking for a sure fire way to turn a woman off to you more or less permanently, this is a good idea. If that's not what you want, don't.

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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
Yeah. That's pretty scary. But those Japanese Hornets. AUGH! SUZUMEBACHI!

The tarantula hawk is actually bigger and has one of the most painful stings in the world.
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quote:
Originally posted by The Rabbit:
If you are looking for a sure fire way to turn a woman off to you more or less permanently, this is a good idea. If that's not what you want, don't.

yessssssssssss.

Oh but is there like a backup plan in case they turn out to be really into FGM?

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... Ugh.

Why do I keep clicking on this thread?

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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
Oh but is there like a backup plan in case they turn out to be really into FGM?

Run?

When I was seventeen my family hosted a bible study in our home...and one of the locals who came regularly used the phrase "If your going to be raped, you might as well enjoy the sex." nearly every meeting, sometimes twice in the same meeting.

My parents actually had to ask him to stop, and when he didn't we told him that if he didn't he would have to study the bible somewhere else.

Rabbit's story reminded me of him.

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