Now, regardless of who gets the last question, if anyone gets it, littlelf gets the next round. But for the sake of finishing it off: Here's some other quotes from the same movie for number 14:
"Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?"
"Don't make any sudden movements." "Why not? Is there a bee on me?"
"I want you to get up very, very slowly." "Very very, not just, very?"
"Well nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff."
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Here's my first attempt. FYI, I'll check back in after 7 pm PDT Wednesday to see how everyone is doing. Break a leg!
(X)1. Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
(X)2. Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.
(X)3. The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
(X)4.It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me.
(X)5. If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound-me-in-the-a** prison.
(X)6. Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
(X)7. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
(X)8. I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh** for brains.
(X)9. I'm sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies.
(X)10. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
(X)11. Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
(X)12. Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you; however, leave the limbs you've lost.
(X)13. You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny.
(X)14. We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
(X)15. It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
(X)16. I lied, okay? Welcome to Manhattan!
(X)17. I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!
(X)18. 3 million men penned up on this island all over England in staging areas like this. We're on the threshold of the most crucial day of our times. 3 million men out there, keyed up, just waiting for that big step-off.
(X)19. I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
(X)20. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
Bonus: Bunny, ball ball.
There's a little something for everyone here. Have fun!
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Some of these have already been guessed but some hadn't. I just hate putting together a partial list so I listed all of them.
1 - Mars Attacks 2 - Johnny Dangerously 3 - Bye BYe Birdie 4 - Any Given Sunday 5 - Office Space 6 - Bruce Almighty 7 - Shawsank Redemption 8 - High Fidelity 9 - Demolition Man 10 - Patton 11 - Serenity 12 - Kill Bill Vol 1? 13 - Splash 14 - Waiting for Guffman 15 - Spinal Tap 16 - Stuart Little 17 - Joe vs. the Volcano 18 - the Longest Day 19 - Ice Age 20 - The Goonies Bonus - Hudson Hawk
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Aargh! I KNEW I knew #19, but couldn't remember what it was from. And I've only seen it about 16 gajillion times with my kids.
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I'm honored! forgive me if these are too easy . or if movies down here have been presented before.
1. "Maybe it was an iguana." "It was NO iguana." - E.T. 2. "Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny." - Good Morning, Vietnam 3. "You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia." - Caddyshack 4. "I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE F***IN' PRESIDENT!" 5. "I was married for four years, and pretended to be happy; and I had six years of analysis, and pretended to be sane. My husband ran off with his boyfriend, and I had an affair with my analyst, who told me I was the worst lay he'd ever had." 6. "Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me." "Well, I'll tell you how to handle that. Don't tell her!" 7. "Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy." - Shrek 8. "This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!" - Flight of the Navigator 9. "Found your pet." "Where?" "It's up my leg, man. Squirrel's in my pants." 10. "Death is a primitive concept; I prefer to think of them as battling evil - in another dimension!" 11. "I shouldn't have written all of those tank programs." - Tron 12. "Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" 13. "Let this sleepin' dog lie, son. Dog-gone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fightin' likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs, a young pup's doggin' my trail tryin' to become top dog. I'm going to the dogs in a dog eat dog world, son. I... I'm so far over the hill... I'm on the bottom of the other side." - Fievel Goes West 14. "I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." - Sin City 15. "I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker." - Green Mile 16. "Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit 17. "Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam." - Rocky Horror Picture Show 18. "You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions." - Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark 19. "Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rode around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc." 20. "Everything you create, you use to destroy." "Yeah, we call it human nature." - The Fifth Element
and a bonus! "Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho." - Die Hard
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Oh man, I watched that movie so many times when I was a kid! In this game, the animated ones are easiest for me to figure out. Posts: 1635 | Registered: Aug 2002
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I'll be happy to post a list in the morning if we've hit a stand still with _L's round. Too tired to do it tonight. had a long weekeknd and can't think clearly enough to do it now.
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Hopefully these haven't been done or aren't too easy. There are a few that I think are obvious and a few I think aren't. We'll see. Good luck
1.)I ain't done nothin' wrong by speaking to the gentleman. I've a right to sell flowers if I keep off the kerb. I'm a respectable girl: so help me, I never spoke to him 'cept so far as to buy a flower off me. My Fair Lady
2.)That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. The Princess Bride
3.)Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had. The Parent Trap
4.)Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. Robin Hood, Men in Tights
5.)Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye. Wedding Crashers
6.)You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid b****, I try not to look so constipated. Legally Blonde
7.)You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! The Incredibles
8.)Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. Devil's Advocate
9.)It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
10.)I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it. Dogma
11.)What... like the back of a Volkswagen? Mall Rats
12.)I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather. Mystery, Alaska
13.)You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady. Can't Hardly Wait
14.)The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that future for ourselves. Akira
15.)Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Animal House
16.)Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Caddyshack
17.)I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole! Willow
18.)Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner! The Program
19.)You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? Tombstone
20.)You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. A Knight's Tale
Bonus - SCHUTE? Schute's a monster! A genuine geratoid! His own father has to use a livewire to keep him from f***** the fireplace!
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11- is wrong so far. I didn't think the line before that was apropriate. It's funny but inappropriate. And a couple here are questionable as it is.
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