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Legolas
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You can't stick out your toungue at my alter-ego like that!

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Wenchling
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Can too!

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Legolas
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do it again! C'mon, I dare you! just try it and see what happens!

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Wenchling
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*sticks out tongue and blows a very wet raspberry*

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Legolas
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*pies Wenchling*

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Wenchling
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*jumps on Legolas's back and pulls his long, prissy hair*

[This message has been edited by Wenchling (edited October 21, 2002).]

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Legolas
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right! I'll do you for that!

*shaves Wenchling bald, then rams her into a tree*

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Wenchling
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*pulls out of the tree, grabs some scissors, and cuts off Legolas's girly hair*

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Legolas
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*stabs with scissors* You cut my HAIR! So be it! NOw let it be war upon you both!

*kicks Wenchling and goes for Human*

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Human
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*roars and goes Super Saiyan*

Don't you EVER hurt my alter ego!

*throws Legolas and his prissy ears down the basement stairs*

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Legolas
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*brings out punjab lasso*

*lassos Human*

ORDER YOUR FINE HORSES NOW! RAISE UP YOUR HAND TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYES! NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW, EXCEPT PERHAPS WENCHLING!

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Wenchling
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*sneaks around behind and pulls the elf's breeches down*

Hm...no wonder they don't have kids often.

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Legolas
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well, now really, I'm the alter-ego of a girl! what do you expect? Besides, you're not helping your alter ego any!

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Wenchling
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Yes I did. Watch!

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Human
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*uses the distraction to wrap Legolas up in his own lasso*

Hm. Now, Wenchling, could you get me outta this loop?

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Legolas
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that was the punjab lasso! it doesn't WORK like that!

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Human
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Considering I don't know what that IS, it doesn't apply.

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Legolas
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from the end of phantom of teh opera-that thing the phantom uses to get raoul. You can't just wriggle out of it and wrap me in it!

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Human
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I didn't wriggle out. I just wrapped you up with the slack.

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Legolas
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you were dangling in the air! it doesn't work!

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T_Smith
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Hey, calm down you two. Can't we just settle this over a nice game of LotR Monopoly?

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BYuCnslr
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ya kids, kiss and make out...errr...up you know you want to.

Satyagraha

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Human
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*snorts*

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ladyday
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Well, Arwen hooked me up with some wonderful hair gel that will protect my delicate locks from the fires of the Balrog. Eyebrow gel too!

Okay, I look pretty stupid with the eyebrow gel, but gotta do what you gotta do, neh?

And now, to hit the baths!

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Saruman
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ARgh! Too many questions to answer... I need to hire an assistant. Anyone interested?

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ElvenWench
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Hmmm....this place has gotten rather rowdy.

*calls over Elladan, Elrohir, and several of the Dunedain*

Can you guys help me keep the peace?

Knew I could count on you.

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Olivet
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*accidentally trips Elrohir (I'm a hobbit! He just didn't see me!)*

*tries to help him up, but accidentally falls on him.*

Sorry, sir! Oh, NO! I'm all wound up in my petty coats and can't seem to get my feet under me! I'm so sorry!

*Cops Feel.*

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Legolas
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what a horrible thought!
*glares at Wenchling and Human*

alright-since we seem to be being too loud-monpoly!

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T_Smith
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Good, you can have my set, I'll be banker.

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Human
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*glares*

You're on, elf. But no using those prissy little elven dice.

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ElvenWench
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Olivet!

Quit feeling up the sons of Elrond!

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Human
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*snickers* Feeling up the sons of Elrond...*laughs*

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T_Smith
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I get to be the frodo piece!!

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T_Smith
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*goes first*

*rolls a 5*

*lands on River Crossing: Bree (the equivilant of Reading Railroad)*

*buys it for 200*

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Legolas
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*steals Gondor and Edoras (the equivalents of boardwalk and park place, while the other two aren't looking*

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Human
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*thwacks Legolas on the back of his pissy little ponytail and steals Gondor and Edoras himself*

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Toretha
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*steals them back, makes them disappear with elvish magic*

stupid mortal!

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Human
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*glares, resummons the deeds, then banishes Toretha to one of Thor's threads*

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Toretha
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ouch! that's cruel and unusual punishment, that is!

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Human
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That was kinda the POINT.

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Toretha
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*jabs human with the point*

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T_Smith
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*buys Mount Doom for the rest of his money*

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Vána
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Oh, how nice, a game of Monopoly.

Of course, anyone notinterested in playing Monopoly is more than welcome to come sit by the fire. I'll bring out the ale and the wine, and perhaps we can have some story-telling?

If we're lucky, there may even be a hobbit-dance. Wouldn't that be fun?

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Fael
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*goes and sits by the fire with Vana*

Thank goodness it is quieter here. I hope there is a dance tonight! I'd love to dance with one of the elves. I wonder if my new dress is ready.

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T_Smith
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Hmmmm, community chest.

All your opponents have been captured and sent to Mt. Doom. Who ever owns Mt. Doom, wins.

Well, I guess I win. Now, as for that dance....

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ElvenWench
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*brings some nice hot chocolate over to the fire place*

Hi Vana, Fael. Would you like some hot chocolate? It's a little chilly out tonight and hot chocolate by the fire always makes me feel good.

Some of the elves mentioned gathering to night for some singing and dancing, and I know the hobbits will join in too. Should be fun!

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Toretha
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OI! It wasn't your turn! you cheated!

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JaneX
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*goes and sits by the fire with Vána, Fael, and ElvenWench*

Mmm...hot chocolate.

~Jane~

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Maethoriell
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G'morning..

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Fael
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What, morning already? I must have dosed.

That hot chocolate was wonderful Elvenwench.
I enjoyed the conservation at the fireplace last night, Vana, Elvenwench and JaneX. We must get together and go shopping later. Especially if there is going to be a dance!

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