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NdRa
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Why did my girlfriend get moved to coach class?

It's cause he's got flat feet.

(edit: sorry, damn lag screwed up the rotation)

[This message has been edited by NdRa (edited May 01, 2002).]


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Why doesn't he have a leg to stand on?


A. It's simulated artificial soy meat.


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This crap taste like simulated artificial soy meat, what the heck is this?

Thank you, come again.


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Are you just a recording?

He kept screaming that he needed a phone booth.


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What's wrong with the guy in the tights and underwear outside his clothes?

Red and Black with a fringe.


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aretee
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What does your chain mail underwear look like?

I can't, I stubbed my big toe.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you kick a man when he's down?

Two adults and a child, please.


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Welcome to Cannibal Joe's; may I take your order pleas?


A. I'm not listening; I;m not listening!

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MEC
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would you listen to this?!: you just won a million dollars!

(sarcasticaly)wow.


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aretee
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Did you know that my old roomate can Burp the entire alphabet in one burp?


One crate of lobsters, three mice, and four chicken wings.


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What are they serving in the cafeteria today?

I just wish it wasn't quite so GREEN!


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Icarus
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Q: And why does this stool sample concern you?

A: Don't poke him there


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Vaultgirl
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Annoyed by the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Grease the pan


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:Locke
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What are you doing with my elbow?

The chicken, you fool!


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aretee
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Who just crossed the road?

Red, green, blue, mauve, eggplant, and magenta.


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kwsni
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What colors did his face turn before he died?

Ni!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Yes, a cow does go "mooo" and a horsey goes "neigh". Now, what does a knight go?


Cool Whip.


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aretee
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What was so important that you HAD to see in that "adult" store??

Becasue he was wearing fuzzy, bunny slippers.


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Bob_Scopatz
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How'd you know that was your father?

Everybody has one, silly.


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:Locke
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I can't find my pulse!
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Pseudonym
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For once in your life will you sit there and be quiet?

The ingredients are pottasium fluoride, sodium peroxide, hydrochloric sulfate, and a little luck.


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you're learning how to make lead into gold?

Because he said, "Cantonese is to Chinese as ibanics is to english".


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Alter Eggo
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Why does your face have that blank look?

Space for rent


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Psycho Triad
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What 3 words best describe your brain?


No. Thats actually oatmeal.


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MEC
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hey mom, does this look like bird poop too you?

if i tell you, i'll have to kill you.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you account for your whereabouts at 7:13 am on Friday May 3, 2002?

I think it was a pumpkin seed.


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Nadine
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And what was that in his beard, anyway?

I know what I must do...but...I'm afraid to do it.


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Max
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If you don't rub it that thing will be sticking up under your pants all day.

Chicks dig UNIX.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What was the biggest selling t-shirt at nerdfest 1986?

It's a whole new paradigm.


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MEC
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what's that?

SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN, GOATS GO TO HELL!


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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the lamest school fight song you've ever heard?


My minds a complete blank.


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aretee
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What happens when you cross a horney toad with a miniature poodle?

He can't, he's constipated.


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ae
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Why isn't that politician spouting his usual crap?

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy; I were but little happy if I could say how much.


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Vaultgirl
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..so why not cross the bridge?

I'm a good faker


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LadyDove
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Meg Ryan, how did you get the role of Sally in "When Harry met Sally"?

The lid keeps slipping off


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:Locke
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Harold! How many times have I told you to stay in your cage?

I need a sheepskin...two barrels of gunpowder...and a guide who speaks Swahili.


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Psycho Triad
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Dear McGyver~ How would you go about freeing yourself from a 20 ton lead box on the bottom of a fast moving river?

The chipmunk rebellion.


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jehovoid
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And to whom should I make out this check for $500,000?

I did not inhale.


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Bob_Scopatz
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So, tell me again how you died of asphyxiation alone in your bedroom?


Every dark cloud has a silver lining.


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:Locke
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Why did that guy attatch weather balloons to his lawn chair?

It was agent 90854. He blew the cheese dog, if you take my meaning.


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ae
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How the hell can you just sit there doing the crossword? It's the end of the world, man!

All you need is love.


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How am I going to get used to my chain mesh underwear?

I'm not sure. I'll have to check with my manager.


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ae
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You're not seeing anyone else, are you?

He's an 'alibut.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Your main character seems a little one-dimensional. Know what I mean?

14 years in Purgatory.


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What do you think God will give to the Catholic pedofiles?

Seventeen times a day


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In an alternate universe, a broken watch will tell the right time ....

If it is between the robot or the cyborg, heck, I'd pick neither.


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Who's your daddy?

I am house-lady, brush your teeth!


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:Locke
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*points to neighbor* She doesn't speak very good English.

sixty, dude! all at once!


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how many worms did you eat again?

ewwwwww!


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Bob_Scopatz
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See, you hollow out a pretzel, then stick a gummy bear inside. Then you eat 'em. Whaddya think?

The sign said Peligroso, so I came in for some water.


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