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Darth_Mauve
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How's the food up there in Paradise?

Ask the great Pink one.

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Fishman, can you defeat the sardine armies of your enemy Dr. Baitntackle?
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What's a sure way to kill the Begging the Question thread?


It was all kind of spongy, so I threw it out.

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Where did you put my Spongebob doll?!?

Yes, but I sure don't want to.

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Grr, timing!

Can you tell the difference between athlete's foot and that under-nail fungus by smell?


Kathmandu, but only on the weekends.

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Are there any good clubs in Trenton, NJ?

I am sure Danny Elfman wouldn't want to.

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Who has nothing better to do with their time than come to a 21st anniversary Beetlejuice reunion?

C-3PO and R2D2 have H1N1.

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Whats the latest Science Fiction channel movie--that disaster/robot thing?

(ps. Sorry about the error in my earlier post. Apparently when my computer got turned off, it posted what it shouldn't have.)

Johnny Socko's Robot Eats Cleveland.

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What was the name of that band who played at Warped Tour last year?

Wait, let me get my flash drive.

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Sterling
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Do you have something I can store these low-light photos on?

Appropriate for every occasion, alas, but this one.

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I was thinking about appropriating either a lad or a lass for some occasions, but I'm having a hard time figuring out exactly who and which - can you help without fussing too much with the spelling, spacing, grammar and punctuation?

I can't really tell, but I think it's green.

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But who did it in the conservatory with the lead pipe?

Clue CSI only has one room.

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How many rooms does Clue CSI have?


I don't know, ask George Harrison.

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Which is greater, the number of surviving Golden Girls or the number of surviving Beatles?

Usually the tortoise, sometimes the hare.

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What keeps clogging up the shower drain?

Drano with a lemon twist.

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Tante Shvester
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Any suggestions for something to unblock my sinuses?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why do you have that white Styrofoam head sitting there?



He just wigged out.

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OMG Becky!!! What happened when you told him that you are pregnant!


It doesn't matter if you win or lose, but how the cookie crumbles.

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How did you do in the Pillsbury Bake-Off?

It's also good with shredded carrots.

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Any flavouring suggestions for this Turtle soup?

It used to be longer.

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Darth_Mauve
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Would you touch that line with a 9 foot pole.

He was the forward on the Polish Olympic basketball team.

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Didn't your boss at the Olympic Wood Polish factory use to be some kind of athlete?

Thank you for making yourself available as a scapegoat.

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John G. Roberts: Are you prepared to take the Oath, Senator?
Barack Obama: I am.

Some people call me the gangster of love.

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Did you just blackmail Cupid?

That would be Venus envy.

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Why is earth staring at her sister like that?

Haha, nope!

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Sterling
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So this video link you sent me has girls doing some kind of ball-and-cups illusion, right?

I'm struggling to come up with a sufficiently nasty way to express my gratitude.

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So, you talked to Chad since he told your mother-in-law what you really think of her?

Don't look at me. It was the emu's idea!

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Who made that coffee?

The hairballs are all over his back.

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Sterling
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How did your friend's hair transplant go?

Your euphoria seems unwarranted.

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Why does it bother you so much to see me happy?


It's only 5 bucks.

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Is it true you're charging admission to your stag party?


They have all the anthers.

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Why do you have all the P's?

To many Q's.

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Why did you cut your Q & A session short?

Just half is plenty.

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Sterling
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Would you like one of my Good & Plentys?

You had better explain how it got there in the first place.

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My Where's Waldo book is somewhere in this crowded carnival; can you help me find it?

I've got a tap-and-die set.

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What do I need to learn to audition for "Lord of the Dance?


Don't ask me, ask the ukulele.

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Do you know my dog has fleas?

Alpha bravo, Charlie.

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What did that Army Ranger name his kid?

It feels warm in my tummy.

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How did your first shot of Bacardi 151 taste?

Damn, that's smooth.

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Did you know his car is so black, it's frictionless?

I'm 'a frayed. Sew!

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What did the old blanket say to the creepy weaver?


Pie, not pi!

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What is the square root of my tummy?


No, but I hate my job.

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Tante Shvester
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Dear Lord, of all the books of the bible, is Leviticus your least favorite?

It is actually the exact same size as a bread box.

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What did you say that caused him to storm off saying "I'm never playing 'twenty questions' with you again"?

I bet you didn't know you could do that with marzipan.

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How'd you get pregnant?

Yeast rises to the occasion.

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What's that bulge?

A tour of tots!

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Sterling
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What's there to do in Idaho, anyway?

A pan-fried pancetta pandemic.

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Tell me, you villainous Professor P, what is your plan to destroy the world?

It involves two thousand rabid marmosets and a paranoid armadillo.

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Where do babies come from?

It's supposed to be that color.

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Why is the color so messed up in the Kansas scenes on my Wizard of Oz DVD?

That's what they say on the Hermit Crab Forum.

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