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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
jehovoid
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posted March 18, 2004 02:56 PM
Hmm, and I assumed that ketchup would've lost the condiment race. How come it didn't come in last?
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Dan_raven
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posted March 18, 2004 03:46 PM
Tell me Mr. Donner, what do you remember most of your cannibalism race?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 18, 2004 09:32 PM
Would you prefer Lemmings in your tea, or lemons rushing to the sea?
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HRE
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posted March 18, 2004 09:35 PM
What does it sound like when you put your ear to a box of starving lemmings?
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kinglear
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posted March 19, 2004 12:14 AM
Why did all the lemmings run away from you?
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fallow
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posted March 19, 2004 12:24 AM
dude, that was one hell of a wipe-out, what did it feel like?
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kinglear
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posted March 19, 2004 12:30 AM
Oh good honey! You finally learned to fetch the paper like our dog Spot!
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fallow
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posted March 19, 2004 12:41 AM
What's that you've got there dear?[ March 19, 2004, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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kinglear
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posted March 19, 2004 12:49 AM
Next, a reading from "Poetry of the Icebox: the Joys of Food"
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fallow
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posted March 19, 2004 12:59 AM
What did the washing machine say to the bootleg copy of Yoko's film in the pocket of Bob's jeans?
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kinglear
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posted March 19, 2004 01:22 AM
you know? maybe we shouldn't juggle Ant Farms in the kitchen...[ March 19, 2004, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: kinglear ]
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 19, 2004 02:22 PM
Wanna see what I got in this box?[ March 19, 2004, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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rivka
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posted March 19, 2004 02:42 PM
What should be done with all of Hatrack's fluff?
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Mike
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posted March 19, 2004 02:59 PM
What's the best part about having a pet hedgehog?
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peterh
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posted March 19, 2004 05:00 PM
Quick! What's the square root of 16?
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Dan_raven
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posted March 19, 2004 05:17 PM
Hey, Pyth is having an Orgie. Wanna join us?
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kinglear
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posted March 19, 2004 11:18 PM
So, Harry Potter slays a giant flesh eating pixie in the next book?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 21, 2004 08:37 AM
Why do you have Madonna's bra on your head?
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kinglear
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posted March 21, 2004 11:19 PM
So, you're saying the blue furry guy from sesame street attacked you?
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:Locke
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posted March 22, 2004 07:35 AM
How does your rubber suit help you harvest velcro?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 22, 2004 08:36 AM
What are doing in that can?
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Dan_raven
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posted March 22, 2004 11:12 AM
Like, woa dude, you reek. How'd you get yourself, like, shipped here anyway man?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted March 22, 2004 11:18 AM
I must have heard you wrong. What was that again?
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MEC
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posted March 22, 2004 11:22 AM
No, I think i'll allow the defendant to pretend to stab your client with a real knife.[ March 22, 2004, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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kinglear
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posted March 22, 2004 07:26 PM
What is the dumbest line ever created by the cool guys on Williams Street over at Adult Swim?
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HRE
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posted March 22, 2004 08:18 PM
Can you describe the suspect, Mr. Lemming?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted March 23, 2004 01:06 AM
When will we wish for the good old days of stupid human tricks?
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fallow
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posted March 23, 2004 01:21 AM
I understand the alteration was fairly minor?
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kinglear
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posted March 23, 2004 01:31 AM
Excuse me I'm lost, can you help me find my way?
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fallow
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posted March 23, 2004 01:54 AM
I was standing there with the garage door open.... about to turn on the spigots, when this thing goes tearing through my yard!
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rivka
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posted March 23, 2004 01:58 AM
What about the sweater makes you think that Gramma's sight is going?
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fallow
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posted March 23, 2004 02:08 AM
*kshawwww*
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kinglear
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posted March 23, 2004 09:56 PM
How many times did I have to read Fallow's post to realize that I had no clue what Fallow was talking about?
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digging_holes
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posted March 23, 2004 10:36 PM
What did you have for lunch, Mr. Lemming?
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beverly
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posted March 23, 2004 10:52 PM
There's something different about your face--what is it?
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kinglear
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posted March 23, 2004 10:58 PM
I'm having a sudden urge to lick your eyeballs.
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Narnia
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posted March 24, 2004 01:19 AM
So why didn't he just turn it on the thing and let it hang over the whatchamacallit?
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 24, 2004 02:51 AM
Did you say you wanted one lemming, or two?
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rivka
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posted March 24, 2004 02:55 AM
Why did you ask if I wear a toupee?
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kinglear
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posted March 24, 2004 03:27 AM
I won't let that wascally wabbit escape again you hear me!
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Dan_raven
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posted March 24, 2004 05:03 PM
How's the spoo?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 24, 2004 10:15 PM
What's the best thing about life?
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fallow
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posted March 24, 2004 11:42 PM
What's with that bag your brother's got tied around his waist?
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Kwea
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posted March 24, 2004 11:45 PM
Have you gained weight?
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shadowmaker
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posted March 24, 2004 11:51 PM
I heard he had a perfect score in the annual farmer's "cucumber growing contest" except for one point. What was wrong with it?
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fallow
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posted March 24, 2004 11:59 PM
Are these the lemmings that explode when you feed 'em ex-lax?
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kinglear
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posted March 25, 2004 01:51 AM
That's one slippery hog!
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Dead_Horse
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posted March 25, 2004 10:43 PM
Pardon me...would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
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kinglear
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posted March 26, 2004 02:02 AM
What do I do with all this extra mustard?
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