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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted October 08, 2008 01:44 PM
What's the male version of the chick pea?
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Sterling
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posted October 08, 2008 06:49 PM
We have a beheading on the field at two; when should we schedule the drawing-and-quartering?
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kanelock
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posted October 13, 2008 11:11 AM
Isn't Quasimodo adorable?
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 13, 2008 01:44 PM
Do, Re, Me, Fa, Snark, La, Ti, Do?
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lol_kitteh
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posted October 13, 2008 01:52 PM
What did Lenin's "friends" say whenever he came into the room?
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T:man
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posted October 13, 2008 03:32 PM
So where was the burning bush?
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BelladonnaOrchid
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posted October 13, 2008 03:40 PM
When is Santa Claus coming?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted October 14, 2008 03:15 AM
Have you ever seen the rain?
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 14, 2008 12:05 PM
Who burnt down the Holy Land this week?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 16, 2008 05:06 AM
Of all the politicians burned in effigy this evening, which do you think was the one that whipped the crowd of onlookers into such a riotous frenzy?
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anti_maven
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posted October 16, 2008 05:50 AM
Hey! Is that Nana Mouskouri over there?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 16, 2008 12:58 PM
Why did you get eliminated in the first round of the spelling bee?
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aspectre
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posted October 16, 2008 01:10 PM
What rhymes with epidermal? are you? Who-who, who-who?
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Sterling
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posted October 16, 2008 06:26 PM
Do you really want to know?then you wail.
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 16, 2008 06:40 PM
So let me get this stright-- we're supposed to hurtle spears at a large mammal while we dance?
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DDDaysh
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posted October 20, 2008 09:42 PM
So what did your appendix look like when they took it out?
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 20, 2008 10:09 PM
Hows that McCain Campaign doing in Michigan?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted October 21, 2008 04:54 PM
So, Herr Eichmann, how do you like your chamber?
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dantesparadigm
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posted October 21, 2008 06:20 PM
Could you give an example of this observed declining quality in teen angst poetry?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted October 23, 2008 05:21 PM
What's the difference between differance?
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Sterling
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posted October 23, 2008 05:56 PM
What do you mean when you say "The Fourth Reich will be short, orange, and mighty?"(I resisted a couple of answers that were arguably funnier, but in bad taste...)
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dantesparadigm
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posted October 23, 2008 06:24 PM
If the Umpa Lumpa genocide goes through as planned, you all make a pretty, So what's the problem?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted October 23, 2008 07:33 PM
Why did you brutally commit genocide againse the Umpa Lumpas?
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 23, 2008 10:02 PM
Is that you DesCartes de Drunk?
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 24, 2008 02:21 AM
Wow, looks like Bozo the Clown has fallen on some tough times, huh?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted October 24, 2008 02:46 AM
Did you just say "Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics. Kant, not c***." or what?!
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Sterling
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posted October 24, 2008 01:15 PM
So, what is it like beyond the event horizon of a black hole?
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lol_kitteh
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posted November 04, 2008 01:36 AM
WUT DO U C IN DA TAROT CARDZ?
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 20, 2008 06:19 AM
What were the names of the three little kittens of lost mitten fame?
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dantesparadigm
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posted November 20, 2008 06:40 AM
Your majesty, who can we get to write a whole bunch of plays under a pseudonym to enhance England's reputation?
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Sterling
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posted November 20, 2008 01:42 PM
So what are you going to title your memoir about Nader's 2008 presidential run?
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Trent Destian
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posted November 20, 2008 03:12 PM
Now Timmy, do you remember what daddy said about his soldering iron?
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Dav
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posted December 10, 2008 10:20 PM
What's the best way of conveying my enthusiasm for a job during the interview?
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Tante Shvester
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posted December 11, 2008 05:26 AM
You promised us amusing outings and tea parties on the ceiling if we went with the Nanny State thing, so how come all we got was the bank going bust?
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Sterling
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posted May 11, 2009 09:04 PM
Oy, who's the kvetching schlemiel in the white robes?is the party platform.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 15, 2009 01:53 AM
What answer killed the Begging the Question thread?
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Mr. Y
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posted July 15, 2009 02:13 AM
Sugar and spice and a handful of lice.
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LargeTuna
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posted July 15, 2009 10:16 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhh Mr.Y the question goes first! I guess I'll try to post .. i'm ... So .. Confused ... (I think I'm overreacting)
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T:man
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posted July 15, 2009 10:20 PM
Will MAD keep the nukes from falling?
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Sterling
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posted July 15, 2009 10:56 PM
So how do we get more Smurfs, exactly...?theremin.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 16, 2009 01:05 AM
You're a one-man marching band? Exactly what instruments do you march with?
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Mr. Y
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posted July 16, 2009 01:49 AM
Eskimo kiss, anyone?
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Frisco
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posted July 16, 2009 06:22 AM
You broke your arm playing Solitaire?
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 16, 2009 07:35 AM
Did you see the outfit I picked out for Jezebel?[ July 16, 2009, 07:49 AM: Message edited by: RivalOfTheRose ]
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Frisco
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posted July 16, 2009 08:22 AM
I find it hard to believe that you shot him 6 times with a revolver by accident.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 16, 2009 08:26 AM
How would you rate my beautiful backside?
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Frisco
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posted July 16, 2009 08:31 AM
Worst blind date ever! I thought you said she was a Perfect 10?!
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 16, 2009 12:55 PM
What is a bagel?
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 18, 2009 07:01 PM
Why do you hum James Brown songs while scratchin' your lottery tickets?
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 18, 2009 07:25 PM
"Kristen, can I have the special?" - Former Governor Spitzer
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