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It is offensive to me to think of how my own twisted tongue looks, and while this is a "take offense" thread and not a "blame" thread, I blame you for it nonetheless.
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I am offended that you had to point out the fact that there have been 500 posts, which makes me realize that I probably made 350 of those posts, which emphasizes the time I spend on fluff threads.
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I can only assume you two are pointing out post numbers in order to emphasize my posting inadequacy. I'm shocked and offended.
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Listen, Sharp stuff, it isn't like it's our problem you're all dried up. Just put a cap on it, would you? And stop being so o-pen-ionated.
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Why? And what's so god-damn wrong about pun threads?
You make me sick. You always come on in with your anti-pun attitude. Well, we're humans too. However much you and your cronies would like to deny it, we are humans.
So take your bleeping anti-pun attitude and stuff it up your bleeping banna sugar nose. Okay?
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I happen to enjoy puns, as you would know IF you paid attention to who posts in the pun threads. Not from me will you hear, "Just as the bun is the lowest form of wheat, so is the pun the lowest form of wit"!
I just happen to think there is a place for NON-pun threads as well. It offends me that you wish to homogenize all threads into pun threads.
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Phanto, where were any death threats? Your attempt at hysterical, mudslinging pro-pun punditry is outrageous and offensive.
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I'm offended by the fact that you're assaulting me with unclear English. Hmph. That kind of verbal imprecision does not deserve a reply. And I'm offended that you've wasted my time with it!
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I'm offended that you think reading any hatrack post could possibly be a waste of time... oh, wait...
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Revise what assessment? Your lack of clarity as to what you are assessing offends me deeply, right to the very core of my being!
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I’m offended by Bob mentioning the core of my being on Hatrack. And I thought he was a gentleman. Some things are private, sir!
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I am offended by yet another use of the offense thread for Dana and Bob to get all premarital on us.
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I am surprised and offended that Elizabeth hasn't figured out that was Bob's purpose to begin with.
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Is this the "I am surprised--another game????" thread? Is it? You offend me, and Bob, by assuming so.
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"pray tell?" What kind of RenFaire speak is that? Soooooooooo offensive. It should be "prithee, madam..."
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Hey, if the feather boa fits... Anyway, I'm offended that you would assume I was calling someone a "madam." The very idea!
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I happen to own two feather boas, thank you very much, and they don't bother my allergies one bit!
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Well, if I can't bring a feather boa in here, then I'll just leave in a huff! High dudgeon too! (okay, well that almost fits ElJay's post too. I'll just add that EJ's allergies are among the most offensive I've ever heard of!
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I'm offended that you, Bob, would use poor ElJay's allergies as a way of making apoint in an offense thread. Have you no heart? The girl almost died!
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El Jay, I was offended by what Belle said about what Bob said, but then I read what you said, and my offense barometer kicked up to 99 percent.
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I am offended that you would dare mention barometers only two years after the Great Barometer Explosion of '02.
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I'm offended that you mentioned '02 - where does this forum get people with such shocking manners
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I am offended by your implication that you are above being offended. What, you're better than the rest of us?
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It is extremely offensive to me when someone singles someone out just because they single themselves out. you are taking away their basic right to be as offensive as possible to others by their aloofness!
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I am offended that Rivka would think I would come back in any other way other than a lame joke.
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Oh come ON Elizabeth! Who do you think you are, Rivka doesn't think about you AT ALL!
Why in the world do you Americans have to think all the time about other people thinking about YOU? I never think about other people, never. It's dangerous and very, very boring.
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WELL!!! There's a nice attitude! Not thinking about others is what got us into this mess in the first place! Offensive!
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Oh, really, Jen? Then where was this thread until I revived it, in an attempt to avoid anything to do with politics?? Hmm? I am offended that you think Rivka did NOT kill the thread, when she tried valiantly to do so.
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