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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
suminonA
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posted March 21, 2006 09:39 AM
So you're happy with your 11 fingers?
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Sterling
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posted March 21, 2006 11:19 PM
Who was the better James Bond, Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 22, 2006 12:19 AM
Do cyclopses get a discount on eye exams?
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WizardRahl
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posted March 22, 2006 09:04 PM
Q: What chance do you think I have for taking over the world tomarrow?
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peterh
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posted March 22, 2006 10:44 PM
Smoking cigarettes, pounding red bull, how do you like your coffee?
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MandyM
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posted March 22, 2006 11:59 PM
What are you wearing to prom?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted March 23, 2006 03:59 AM
Mind if I lob off your arms with a rusty, dull hatchet?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 23, 2006 10:17 AM
Could I have a cherry on top?
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Uprooted
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posted March 23, 2006 12:26 PM
Did that Depp character with the pruning shears do your manicure?
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WizardRahl
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posted March 23, 2006 01:28 PM
Thanks do you really think of me as the next Jonny Depp?
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MandyM
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posted March 23, 2006 03:31 PM
What's up with this rumor I heard that you were dating Johnny Depp?
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peterh
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posted March 23, 2006 04:02 PM
Was Johnny in "There's something about Mary"?
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MandyM
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posted March 23, 2006 11:01 PM
Why won't you watch "Meet the Fockers" with me?
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WizardRahl
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posted March 23, 2006 11:42 PM
What do you think of puff the magic dragon?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted March 24, 2006 01:56 AM
Why did you vote for Bush?
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Steev
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posted March 24, 2006 09:26 PM
So you're saying that the reason you stuck with the classics is because you were stoned drunk?
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WizardRahl
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posted March 25, 2006 01:12 AM
Hey, did you guys see President Bush come to town, I got to see him drive by.
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Sterling
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posted March 25, 2006 04:15 PM
So you're running on some kind of weird alternative calender?
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Pinky
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posted March 25, 2006 09:45 PM
You know, Botox is poisonous.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 26, 2006 01:02 AM
You only want to improve your mimic?
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MandyM
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posted March 26, 2006 09:34 AM
Didn't you think the dance scenes in that musical were just a little bit hokey?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 26, 2006 09:39 AM
Well, Cat, if it is true that you belief in re-incarnation so I shouldn't worry about you pouncing on me, then wouldn't that also mean that if you DID kill me, you would pay penance in the next life by coming back as a rat, and I would be the cat who ate YOU?
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MandyM
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posted March 26, 2006 09:44 AM
Doctor, are you sure you are ready to perform this complicated brain surgery?
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Tinros
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posted March 26, 2006 11:58 AM
You do realize you've been laughing at the same joke for fifteen years, right?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 26, 2006 02:37 PM
Who said you could hang out in cyber-bars making a fool of yourself?
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Uprooted
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posted March 26, 2006 04:47 PM
Would you consider Wilderness a paradise?
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Reticulum
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posted March 27, 2006 12:17 AM
What do think is the dumbest quote ever uttered?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 27, 2006 12:22 AM
Pssst...What did you get for the answers on the math quiz?
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MandyM
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posted March 27, 2006 12:25 AM
How do you end the season of Lent?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 27, 2006 12:30 AM
Why so nervous?
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MandyM
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posted March 27, 2006 12:54 AM
What do you need to ask those two crackpot authors suing Random House about The DaVinci Code book at their deposition?
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suminonA
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posted March 27, 2006 02:47 AM
So, he is going to propose to you?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 27, 2006 07:05 AM
You think that baby-eating to simultaneously solve the problems of world hunger and overpopulation is a modest plan?
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suminonA
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posted March 27, 2006 08:38 AM
So, having a PhD in "Angel Knowledge and History" gives you the right to call me a fool?
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Reticulum
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posted March 27, 2006 10:24 AM
So, should I give my fool proof plan to end world hunger to the UN?
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suminonA
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posted March 27, 2006 10:31 AM
So, how's the lobotomy that I've just performed on you?
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Reticulum
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posted March 27, 2006 10:52 AM
What's 1 plus 1?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 27, 2006 12:49 PM
Can you give me an example of a sentence in which the apostrophe is not applied correctly?
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suminonA
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posted March 27, 2006 02:44 PM
Tante, could you produce a post that didn't fit at all?
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MandyM
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posted March 27, 2006 06:03 PM
How can you not like Shakespeare, you idiot?
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Reticulum
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posted March 27, 2006 07:53 PM
You're not fat just because you have a small gravitational pull, have several moons, and have 3 NASA sattelites orbitng you. was applied correctly, according to the great and mighty Microsoft Word. That wasn't a very good response, and I found it to be quite rude, frankly. I'm assuming your talking about the one in what's )
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WizardRahl
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posted March 27, 2006 10:43 PM
Hey what's that in your ass?
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MandyM
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posted March 28, 2006 12:17 AM
Where should people who are mistakenly offended by a humorous attempt to correct a grammatical mistake play?
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suminonA
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posted March 28, 2006 05:31 AM
Mom, is irony a bad thing?
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Tinros
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posted March 28, 2006 06:32 AM
{ I think she was talking about the LACK of apostrophe in "your"---"WWII? No, your thinking of Darth Vader." Should be "WWII? No, you're thinking of Darth Vader" }
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suminonA
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posted March 28, 2006 06:56 AM
quote: Originally posted by Reticulum: WWII? No, your thinking of Darth Vader. What? You were offended by my using WWII in my essay "Darth Vader would have won WWII"?
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MandyM
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posted March 28, 2006 08:26 AM
<suminon, it wasn't you. go back and read a few posts
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MandyM
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posted March 28, 2006 08:28 AM
Question for suminon: You are not insulted that I shouted from the rooftops that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries?
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suminonA
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posted March 28, 2006 10:28 AM
<MandyM, I suppose that I was caught in the “cross-fire” quote tag) I just wanted to show that maybe there was no “apostrophe error” after all
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suminonA
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posted March 28, 2006 10:29 AM
You mean you hate me because I’m a berry and I have reached a certain age?
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Again, don’t worry, I’m not easily offended (therefore I was not protesting at all). I also admit that sometimes my jokes come out kind of rudely. In my previous post (the one using the quote tag) I just wanted to show that maybe there was no “apostrophe error” after all ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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