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suminonA
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So you're happy with your 11 fingers?

More is not always better...

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Sterling
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Who was the better James Bond, Sean Connery or Roger Moore?

Yes, but not for the reasons you're thinking.

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Tante Shvester
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Do cyclopses get a discount on eye exams?

Four out of five.

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Q: What chance do you think I have for taking over the world tomarrow?
A:Decaf please

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Smoking cigarettes, pounding red bull, how do you like your coffee?

A hat, or a broach, or a terradactyl.

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MandyM
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What are you wearing to prom?

Just as long as you don't stick me with a pin.

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Mind if I lob off your arms with a rusty, dull hatchet?

Only if you say pretty please.

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Tante Shvester
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Could I have a cherry on top?

No, his brother, Edward Emeryboardhands.

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Did that Depp character with the pruning shears do your manicure?

No, that wasn't a compliment.

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Thanks do you really think of me as the next Jonny Depp?

Hey I didn't start it.

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MandyM
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What's up with this rumor I heard that you were dating Johnny Depp?

No Depp is hair gel.

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Was Johnny in "There's something about Mary"?

I hate Ben Stiller.

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MandyM
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Why won't you watch "Meet the Fockers" with me?

He makes me nervous.

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What do you think of puff the magic dragon?

Because I'm stoned drunk.

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Why did you vote for Bush?

As good a reason as any.

(when stuck, go with classics)

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So you're saying that the reason you stuck with the classics is because you were stoned drunk?

At least I got with in 10 feet!

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WizardRahl
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Hey, did you guys see President Bush come to town, I got to see him drive by.

Sometimes, but usually not on days that end in y.

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So you're running on some kind of weird alternative calender?

That's why I use industrial-strength herbicide.

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You know, Botox is poisonous.

I only want to improve my mimic.

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Tante Shvester
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You only want to improve your mimic?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn your self around.

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MandyM
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Didn't you think the dance scenes in that musical were just a little bit hokey?

Rats! I was hoping you wouldn't say that.

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Tante Shvester
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Well, Cat, if it is true that you belief in re-incarnation so I shouldn't worry about you pouncing on me, then wouldn't that also mean that if you DID kill me, you would pay penance in the next life by coming back as a rat, and I would be the cat who ate YOU?

Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherised upon a table.

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MandyM
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Doctor, are you sure you are ready to perform this complicated brain surgery?

Ok, maybe it wasn't THAT funny.

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You do realize you've been laughing at the same joke for fifteen years, right?

Tante said I could, sooo...

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Tante Shvester
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Who said you could hang out in cyber-bars making a fool of yourself?

A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread--and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness.

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Would you consider Wilderness a paradise?

The road goes ever on and on . . .

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What do think is the dumbest quote ever uttered?

Two number fours, a number nine, three number fives and a large number 7.

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Tante Shvester
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Pssst...What did you get for the answers on the math quiz?

I'm just going to fling my winter garment of repentance right over the back of this chair.

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MandyM
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How do you end the season of Lent?

The skittish are coming! The skittish are coming!

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Tante Shvester
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Why so nervous?

If you don't mind, the women and I will just come and go and talk of Michelangelo.

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What do you need to ask those two crackpot authors suing Random House about The DaVinci Code book at their deposition?

I sure don't want to be there when that happens!

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So, he is going to propose to you?

It was just a proposal.

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You think that baby-eating to simultaneously solve the problems of world hunger and overpopulation is a modest plan?

Fools wear shoes in which angels wouldn't be caught dead.

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So, having a PhD in "Angel Knowledge and History" gives you the right to call me a fool?

You fool!

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So, should I give my fool proof plan to end world hunger to the UN?

Very good, Dr. Jones, very good.

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So, how's the lobotomy that I've just performed on you?

That's a no-brainer.

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What's 1 plus 1?

WWII? No, your thinking of Darth Vader.

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Can you give me an example of a sentence in which the apostrophe is not applied correctly?

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease doth run out at the end of the month.

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Tante, could you produce a post that didn't fit at all?

I have to admit that that was a bit rude.

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How can you not like Shakespeare, you idiot?

I would love it if someone said that to me.

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You're not fat just because you have a small gravitational pull, have several moons, and have 3 NASA sattelites orbitng you.

Gerkin pickles


(P.S., That apostrophe was applied correctly, according to the great and mighty Microsoft Word. That wasn't a very good response, and I found it to be quite rude, frankly. I'm assuming your talking about the one in what's)

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Hey what's that in your ass?

A three lane highway.

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Where should people who are mistakenly offended by a humorous attempt to correct a grammatical mistake play?

I think you might need to get out of puberty before you go spouting your mouth off.

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Mom, is irony a bad thing?

Don’t worry, I'm not offended as easily as that.

[edited to add: the "rude" part was about my own answer for Tante]

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{ I think she was talking about the LACK of apostrophe in "your"---"WWII? No, your thinking of Darth Vader." Should be "WWII? No, you're thinking of Darth Vader" }
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quote:
Originally posted by Reticulum:
WWII? No, your thinking of Darth Vader.

What? You were offended by my using WWII in my essay "Darth Vader would have won WWII"?

Let's start over.

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<suminon, it wasn't you. go back and read a few posts [Smile] >
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Question for suminon: You are not insulted that I shouted from the rooftops that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries?

I don't even know what an elderberry is.

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<MandyM, I suppose that I was caught in the “cross-fire” [Big Grin] Again, don’t worry, I’m not easily offended (therefore I was not protesting at all). I also admit that sometimes my jokes come out kind of rudely. In my previous post (the one using the quote tag) I just wanted to show that maybe there was no “apostrophe error” after all [Wink] Usually I’m not original. I’m just reiterating readily available ideas [Smile] That's why you see my using the term "offended" [Blushing] >
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You mean you hate me because I’m a berry and I have reached a certain age?

Elder berries are quite tasty.

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