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Youth ap Orem
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Can I borrow that fancy necklace I saw on your dresser?

You can never go wrong, with a chain mesh thong!

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Sterling
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How could you have gone so terribly, blatantly, incredibly wrong?

The scars would probably heal if you'd stop wearing that.

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You don't like this t-shirt with my cheating, lying, stuck-up, mean, stupid, ugly, and just downright evil, ex-girlfriend's face on it?

Stop the kisses, it tickles.

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Tante Shvester
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[Kiss] ?

[No No]

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Youth ap Orem
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Are you giving me the bird?

I could topple mountains with enough momentum.

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Why are you swinging your arms like that?

Methylchloroisothiazolinone. It's always in that stuff.

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So, what's the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola again?

Rabbit... Rabbit... Rabbit... Squirrel!

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What's a game that little goslings and ducks play?

The newsprint gets on my hands.

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Tante Shvester
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How do you like being on the front page of all the papers?

You're an honorary Mouseketeer.

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What do you get for sleeping with Britney Spears?

The Mouske-ears do come off.

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How are you going to do it with those Mouske-ears?


After prom...

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Youth ap Orem
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Carrie, when are you gonna start killing people with your mental powers?

Questions, questions, questions!!! If I wanted your inqueries I would have bodyslammed them out of you!

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Tante Shvester
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Cream and sugar?

King Solomon's Mimes.

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Sterling
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When you say some things should remain buried underground out of sight of man forever, did you have something in particular in mind?

Increase the voltage, we'll see.

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Do you think the dog will make it past the fence?

Many years ago, kemosabe.

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Tonto, when did you first feel racially stereotyped?

My horse's name is Trigger.

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Gosh Billy, that's such an adorable My Little Pony toy, what's its name?

Force your mind to accept the reality of the situation!

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I don't think I can handle finding out that the moon is really made of green cheese, and that the Earth is just the back of a giant turtle; how can I deal with this?


They're exactly what I thought they would be.

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How'd you like those turtle and green cheese ka-bobs?

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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Sterling
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I'm sorry we're having to let you go, Mr. Johnson; have you given any thought to the future?

Slap that on a DVD, we'll be rich.

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I have some coal and want to make it into diamonds but don't know how... tell me sterling!

But.. I didn't say the right things to her last night.

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I thought you said you had her wrapped around your little finger, just like Scheherezade did with the King?

It's nice, but kinda itchy.

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Have you ever spent the evening cuddled up to a sheep?

Oh ho!

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Youth ap Orem
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What is a pimp's favorite palindrome?

I just love it, love it, love it, love it!

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Sterling
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What do you and your three wives think of polygamy?

Sadly, that may be necessary.

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Do I have to repeat myself again?

Sadly, that may be necessary.

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Dav
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Do I really need to come up with a clever question?

It's just another barrier to overcome.

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Tante Shvester
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Chuck Yeager, how did you manage to exceed Mach I?

20, and counting.

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So, how many times have you lost count?

There was no guide.

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Sterling
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Why do you think your hiking trip across Death Valley in high summer failed?

You say that like it was wrong.

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You mean that you ate the whole elephant ?!?

Just a little one.

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You gave our son a bomb?!?

So glad you asked. First, I should mention that this is not for the faint-hearted. Second, women, children, and pansies should not be permitted. Finally, those who do it may find they suffer from severe side-effects, such as death, dismemberment, devastation, biblical plagues, and diarrhea.

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Do you think that I should consider taking the BLUE pill?

Orange.

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Sterling
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Do you have any words that rhyme with "door hinge?"

Just try and stop me.

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you think you are spending just a leetle bit too much time on Hatrack?

22 and counting.

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How many fingers do you have again?

One should be enough.

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Why don't the French eat two eggs for breakfast?

It is a very clever pun. Trust me.

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Should I say "no pun in...tended"?

Emphasis added by the author.

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Did I miss where the article you sited claimed I should be "[flayed] alive... and... Dipped in [salt]"?

I asked you first!

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I don't know; am I carrying any explosives?

I think you'll find out soon enough.

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Why on earth are you carrying that hatchet?

That's what happens when you feed gorillas chocolate.

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Q: Why is Willy Wonka in a full body cast?

A: Off with your head! No, your knee...you're free to go...

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What would you say if I kissed your daughter? How about if I just gave her a hug? If I married her first?

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: Clowns!

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Q: Wait, if You're the army of the undead...who are they?

A: When I transform, I turn into an unicycle...

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I heard they were coming out with more family friendly Transformers Optimus Lame, but what's your deal?


A squared plus B squared gives the length of the hippopotamus.

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What is the measure of a pachyderm?

The secret is the sauce.

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Wow, how do you get your pachyderms to taste so good?

No, a bomb.

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They evacuated the bus depot because of a bum threat?

Anything you can do, I can do better.

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Did you know that I'm the best at making promises that I won't keep?

It's in the ADN chain.

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Why does everyone in this branch of the family have eyebrows that knit together in the middle?

More garlic.

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