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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Youth ap Orem
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posted April 26, 2006 04:35 PM
Can I borrow that fancy necklace I saw on your dresser? You can never go wrong, with a chain mesh thong!
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Sterling
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posted April 26, 2006 08:09 PM
How could you have gone so terribly, blatantly, incredibly wrong? The scars would probably heal if you'd stop wearing that.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 26, 2006 09:10 PM
You don't like this t-shirt with my cheating, lying, stuck-up, mean, stupid, ugly, and just downright evil, ex-girlfriend's face on it? Stop the kisses, it tickles.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 26, 2006 09:24 PM
Are you giving me the bird? I could topple mountains with enough momentum.
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peterh
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posted April 26, 2006 09:34 PM
Why are you swinging your arms like that? Methylchloroisothiazolinone. It's always in that stuff.
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Jimbo the Clown
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posted April 27, 2006 03:34 AM
So, what's the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola again? Rabbit... Rabbit... Rabbit... Squirrel!
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peterh
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posted April 27, 2006 09:53 AM
What's a game that little goslings and ducks play? The newsprint gets on my hands.
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 27, 2006 10:10 AM
How do you like being on the front page of all the papers? You're an honorary Mouseketeer.
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peterh
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posted April 27, 2006 10:40 AM
What do you get for sleeping with Britney Spears? The Mouske-ears do come off.
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Griffin
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posted April 27, 2006 05:28 PM
How are you going to do it with those Mouske-ears? After prom...
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 27, 2006 06:18 PM
Carrie, when are you gonna start killing people with your mental powers? Questions, questions, questions!!! If I wanted your inqueries I would have bodyslammed them out of you!
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Sterling
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posted April 28, 2006 05:46 AM
When you say some things should remain buried underground out of sight of man forever, did you have something in particular in mind? Increase the voltage, we'll see.
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Jimbo the Clown
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posted April 28, 2006 09:58 AM
Do you think the dog will make it past the fence? Many years ago, kemosabe.
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peterh
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posted April 28, 2006 03:02 PM
Tonto, when did you first feel racially stereotyped? My horse's name is Trigger.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 28, 2006 03:56 PM
Gosh Billy, that's such an adorable My Little Pony toy, what's its name? Force your mind to accept the reality of the situation!
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Dav
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posted April 28, 2006 10:18 PM
I don't think I can handle finding out that the moon is really made of green cheese, and that the Earth is just the back of a giant turtle; how can I deal with this? They're exactly what I thought they would be.
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peterh
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posted April 28, 2006 11:03 PM
How'd you like those turtle and green cheese ka-bobs? I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Sterling
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posted April 29, 2006 12:43 AM
I'm sorry we're having to let you go, Mr. Johnson; have you given any thought to the future? Slap that on a DVD, we'll be rich.
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Griffin
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posted April 30, 2006 11:00 PM
I have some coal and want to make it into diamonds but don't know how... tell me sterling! But.. I didn't say the right things to her last night.
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Uprooted
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posted May 01, 2006 09:57 AM
I thought you said you had her wrapped around your little finger, just like Scheherezade did with the King? It's nice, but kinda itchy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 01, 2006 02:02 PM
Have you ever spent the evening cuddled up to a sheep? Oh ho!
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Youth ap Orem
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posted May 01, 2006 03:06 PM
What is a pimp's favorite palindrome? I just love it, love it, love it, love it!
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Sterling
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posted May 01, 2006 11:51 PM
What do you and your three wives think of polygamy? Sadly, that may be necessary.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted May 02, 2006 03:55 PM
Do I have to repeat myself again? Sadly, that may be necessary.
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Dav
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posted May 02, 2006 10:28 PM
Do I really need to come up with a clever question? It's just another barrier to overcome.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 02, 2006 10:43 PM
Chuck Yeager, how did you manage to exceed Mach I? 20, and counting.
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suminonA
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posted May 03, 2006 05:46 AM
So, how many times have you lost count? There was no guide.
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Sterling
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posted May 03, 2006 03:32 PM
Why do you think your hiking trip across Death Valley in high summer failed? You say that like it was wrong.
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suminonA
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posted May 04, 2006 09:37 AM
You mean that you ate the whole elephant ?!? Just a little one.
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Jimbo the Clown
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posted May 04, 2006 10:42 AM
You gave our son a bomb?!? So glad you asked. First, I should mention that this is not for the faint-hearted. Second, women, children, and pansies should not be permitted. Finally, those who do it may find they suffer from severe side-effects, such as death, dismemberment, devastation, biblical plagues, and diarrhea.
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suminonA
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posted May 04, 2006 11:37 AM
Do you think that I should consider taking the BLUE pill? Orange.
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Sterling
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posted May 05, 2006 07:26 PM
Do you have any words that rhyme with "door hinge?" Just try and stop me.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 05, 2006 07:31 PM
Don't you think you are spending just a leetle bit too much time on Hatrack? 22 and counting.
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suminonA
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posted May 09, 2006 10:00 AM
How many fingers do you have again? One should be enough.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 09, 2006 10:06 AM
Why don't the French eat two eggs for breakfast? It is a very clever pun. Trust me.
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suminonA
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posted May 09, 2006 10:16 AM
Should I say "no pun in...tended"? Emphasis added by the author.
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Sterling
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posted May 10, 2006 05:30 PM
Did I miss where the article you sited claimed I should be "[flayed] alive... and... Dipped in [salt]"? I asked you first!
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dantesparadigm
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posted May 10, 2006 09:04 PM
I don't know; am I carrying any explosives? I think you'll find out soon enough.
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Sabrina
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posted May 10, 2006 09:15 PM
Why on earth are you carrying that hatchet? That's what happens when you feed gorillas chocolate.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 10, 2006 09:23 PM
Q: Why is Willy Wonka in a full body cast? A: Off with your head! No, your knee...you're free to go...
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MightyCow
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posted May 10, 2006 09:44 PM
What would you say if I kissed your daughter? How about if I just gave her a hug? If I married her first? If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: Clowns!
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SteveRogers
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posted May 10, 2006 09:59 PM
Q: Wait, if You're the army of the undead...who are they? A: When I transform, I turn into an unicycle...
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MightyCow
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posted May 10, 2006 10:33 PM
I heard they were coming out with more family friendly Transformers Optimus Lame, but what's your deal? A squared plus B squared gives the length of the hippopotamus.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 10, 2006 10:40 PM
What is the measure of a pachyderm? The secret is the sauce.
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Steev
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posted May 10, 2006 11:30 PM
Wow, how do you get your pachyderms to taste so good? No, a bomb.
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 11, 2006 01:40 AM
They evacuated the bus depot because of a bum threat? Anything you can do, I can do better.
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suminonA
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posted May 11, 2006 04:30 AM
Did you know that I'm the best at making promises that I won't keep? It's in the ADN chain.
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Sterling
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posted May 12, 2006 01:29 PM
Why does everyone in this branch of the family have eyebrows that knit together in the middle? More garlic.
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