Author
Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 13, 2006 01:00 AM
Mom, can we rent Nightmare on Friday the 13th Chainsaw Massacre for my brownie troop slumber party? Not just any limes, Key Limes.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted March 13, 2006 01:04 AM
What is the secret to your terrific Francis Scott Lime Pie? If you spell it backwards, it is still BOB.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 13, 2006 04:17 AM
Why do you insist that Bob is sending subliminal messages? Nobody was expecting that.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
SiriusSky
Member
Member # 9216
posted March 13, 2006 07:55 AM
Who was the one to get the girl in the end of "Holiday Inn"? Jack Russell Terriers
Posts: 83 | Registered: Mar 2006
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 13, 2006 08:43 AM
Jaqueline Rousseau Caniches? It's just a game.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted March 13, 2006 09:38 AM
I don't get it -- is Life a bowl of cherries or a bowl of cereal? When you see the whites of his eyes.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 13, 2006 11:22 AM
Now when you go hunting, Mr. Vice President, when is the best time to fire? I made it with my own two hands.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
SiriusSky
Member
Member # 9216
posted March 13, 2006 02:46 PM
How'd you do that hand-stand? Blame it on the Bossa Nova.
Posts: 83 | Registered: Mar 2006
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 13, 2006 04:14 PM
Why isn't that red star "Bossa Centauri" on the star charts anymore? Well seasoned, certainly.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Jeesh
Member
Member # 9163
posted March 13, 2006 08:27 PM
What do those chocolate covered ants taste like? DUCK!!!!!!
Posts: 1164 | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged |
Tinros
Member
Member # 8328
posted March 13, 2006 09:59 PM
I'm sorry, I'm hard of hearing. What did you say was tonight's special at the five-star restaurant? It's really not a big deal.
Posts: 1591 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dr Strangelove
Member
Member # 8331
posted March 13, 2006 10:24 PM
So you gonna take another card, or hold? I just wanted to use the word 'shovel'.
Posts: 2827 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted March 13, 2006 10:47 PM
Why did you tell the guidance counsellor that your career goal is to be a ditch digger? Familiar with it! I've got my PhD in it!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
SteveRogers
Member
Member # 7130
posted March 13, 2006 10:49 PM
Q: Are you familiar with the science of Cheesy? A: Flip a coin. Heads, you lose. Tails, I'll cut off my left pinky toe.
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 13, 2006 10:57 PM
How will you decide which parts to take for your pound of flesh, Shylock? Well, at least you have another one.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dr Strangelove
Member
Member # 8331
posted March 13, 2006 10:58 PM
Did you just cut off my left pinky toe? It doesn't weigh nearly enough.
Posts: 2827 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 14, 2006 12:13 AM
So you don't like Taco Bell's new five pound burrito? Only in your philosophy.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 14, 2006 11:43 AM
Did you know that I'm a lover of science? That was just a sophism.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 15, 2006 03:31 PM
What do you think of the uproar caused by the BK ice cream symbol? It just looks like a squiggle to me.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 15, 2006 05:37 PM
Are you going to fill my prescription for morphine, Valium, and Percoset or not? It's a split decision.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted March 15, 2006 06:29 PM
Have you decided how you are going to prepare that bananas and ice cream confection? Just shoot it and put it out of its misery.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Julia
Member
Member # 9244
posted March 15, 2006 07:44 PM
Oh George W. Poor little manling. What am i going to do with you? I'm sorry, it's.... just that..... your tongue tastes sour.
Posts: 33 | Registered: Mar 2006
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 15, 2006 11:39 PM
Why do you make that pucker face ever time we kiss? I just have to say that I love reading Tante's responses.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted March 15, 2006 11:56 PM
I'm GONNA post on the "Begging the Question" thread whether you like it or not, Mandy. What do you have to say about THAT? NO! I meant Digital Sim ulation!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 16, 2006 12:00 AM
You mean to tell me that the hot girlfriend you have been telling me about for weeks is really just your character from the Sims? *maniacal laughter*
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 16, 2006 12:06 AM
I'm looking for a response that works equally well for reanimating dead brain tissue, getting pulled over, and firing an employee. Any suggestions? And, it has the life span of a Twinkie.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 16, 2006 12:12 AM
I have stepped on that roach in the laundry room nine times! Why won't it die? Maybe I need stronger shoes.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 16, 2006 03:10 AM
Do you really think the heel of your shoe is the best tool for pounding nails? It's a foot thing.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 16, 2006 09:10 AM
Why would Hook be so upset about my cremating that piece of wood? You mean "footless".
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Stone_Wolf_
Member
Member # 8299
posted March 17, 2006 10:02 PM
My history teacher today told us that many civil war veterans where footloose, so does that mean that war makes people carefree? I wanted to travel to interesting foreign countries, meet fascinating native peoples, and kill them.
Posts: 6683 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Jeesh
Member
Member # 9163
posted March 17, 2006 10:33 PM
Why did you go to London? There's a knife in my arm.
Posts: 1164 | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 17, 2006 11:18 PM
Don't you see that he is just stabbing you in the back? Whoops, I guess I missed!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Hari Seldon
Member
Member # 9254
posted March 18, 2006 11:19 AM
Why is there an axe stuck in my pillow? Its cheese.
Posts: 69 | Registered: Mar 2006
| IP: Logged |
Steev
Member
Member # 6805
posted March 18, 2006 03:52 PM
What is this gooey stuff under my toenails? It's the same stuff ear wax is made from.
Posts: 527 | Registered: Aug 2004
| IP: Logged |
Jeesh
Member
Member # 9163
posted March 18, 2006 03:55 PM
What is in this delicious pie? I know this one, the Boston Tea Party!
Posts: 1164 | Registered: Feb 2006
| IP: Logged |
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353
posted March 18, 2006 04:36 PM
What famous act of Rebellion against the British government did my ancestor, Ebenezer Macintosh, participate in? Genealogy is boring.
Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dead_Horse
Member
Member # 3027
posted March 18, 2006 05:29 PM
Why do you think your family tree is full of woodpecker holes? That's my grandfather's name, too.
Posts: 1379 | Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 18, 2006 08:26 PM
Are you Rumpelstiltskin? I spun it from straw!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 18, 2006 08:37 PM
What is that incredibly itchy sweater fabric made of, anyway? That's the potential.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Stone_Wolf_
Member
Member # 8299
posted March 20, 2006 03:33 AM
So what kind of energy is it when you pull back on a rubber band? Not that kind of band!
Posts: 6683 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 20, 2006 08:36 AM
You mean that a rock band snapped at you, and you got out of it with just a mere black eye? Rock Rules.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 20, 2006 12:38 PM
What kind of rules has your rugby team been playing with, that there were so many injuries? I'd settle for a root beer.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
libertygirl
Member
Member # 8761
posted March 20, 2006 03:13 PM
Are you sure you're old enough to have a flarted blostered groot tailed horned shaker? In the game of life, chewing gum is imperative.
Posts: 143 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Stone_Wolf_
Member
Member # 8299
posted March 20, 2006 04:51 PM
Violet Borigard, do you have any advice for me? Umpa, lumpa, dupity do.
Posts: 6683 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dr Strangelove
Member
Member # 8331
posted March 20, 2006 04:57 PM
What do an umpire, a lump, and a deputy say in there song and dance bit? I got post 9000!
Posts: 2827 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted March 20, 2006 05:26 PM
What do you think goes through a dog's mind as he pees on your fence? Ew! Gross! That will leave a stain!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted March 20, 2006 11:23 PM
Zombies are bursting into your living room, will you hand me that shotgun? That's what it's going to say on the report.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted March 21, 2006 08:51 AM
Nothing ?!? Everything.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dr Strangelove
Member
Member # 8331
posted March 21, 2006 09:19 AM
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and what? I was always under the impression prime numbers were best.
Posts: 2827 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |