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MandyM
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Mom, can we rent Nightmare on Friday the 13th Chainsaw Massacre for my brownie troop slumber party?

Not just any limes, Key Limes.

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Tante Shvester
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What is the secret to your terrific Francis Scott Lime Pie?

If you spell it backwards, it is still BOB.

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Why do you insist that Bob is sending subliminal messages?

Nobody was expecting that.

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Tante Shvester
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Spanish Inquisition?

Bing Crosby.

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Who was the one to get the girl in the end of "Holiday Inn"?

Jack Russell Terriers

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suminonA
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Jaqueline Rousseau Caniches?

It's just a game.

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Tante Shvester
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I don't get it -- is Life a bowl of cherries or a bowl of cereal?

When you see the whites of his eyes.

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MandyM
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Now when you go hunting, Mr. Vice President, when is the best time to fire?

I made it with my own two hands.

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How'd you do that hand-stand?

Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

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Sterling
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Why isn't that red star "Bossa Centauri" on the star charts anymore?

Well seasoned, certainly.

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What do those chocolate covered ants taste like?

DUCK!!!!!!

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I'm sorry, I'm hard of hearing. What did you say was tonight's special at the five-star restaurant?

It's really not a big deal.

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So you gonna take another card, or hold?

I just wanted to use the word 'shovel'.

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you tell the guidance counsellor that your career goal is to be a ditch digger?

Familiar with it! I've got my PhD in it!

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Q: Are you familiar with the science of Cheesy?

A: Flip a coin. Heads, you lose. Tails, I'll cut off my left pinky toe.

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MandyM
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How will you decide which parts to take for your pound of flesh, Shylock?

Well, at least you have another one.

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Did you just cut off my left pinky toe?

It doesn't weigh nearly enough.

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Sterling
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So you don't like Taco Bell's new five pound burrito?

Only in your philosophy.

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suminonA
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Did you know that I'm a lover of science?

That was just a sophism.

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MandyM
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What do you think of the uproar caused by the BK ice cream symbol?

It just looks like a squiggle to me.

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Sterling
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Are you going to fill my prescription for morphine, Valium, and Percoset or not?

It's a split decision.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you decided how you are going to prepare that bananas and ice cream confection?

Just shoot it and put it out of its misery.

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Oh George W. Poor little manling. What am i going to do with you?


I'm sorry, it's.... just that..... your tongue tastes sour.

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MandyM
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Why do you make that pucker face ever time we kiss?

I just have to say that I love reading Tante's responses.

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Tante Shvester
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I'm GONNA post on the "Begging the Question" thread whether you like it or not, Mandy. What do you have to say about THAT?

NO! I meant Digital Simulation!

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MandyM
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You mean to tell me that the hot girlfriend you have been telling me about for weeks is really just your character from the Sims?

*maniacal laughter*

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Sterling
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I'm looking for a response that works equally well for reanimating dead brain tissue, getting pulled over, and firing an employee. Any suggestions?

And, it has the life span of a Twinkie.

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MandyM
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I have stepped on that roach in the laundry room nine times! Why won't it die?

Maybe I need stronger shoes.

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Sterling
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Do you really think the heel of your shoe is the best tool for pounding nails?

It's a foot thing.

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suminonA
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Why would Hook be so upset about my cremating that piece of wood?

You mean "footless".

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My history teacher today told us that many civil war veterans where footloose, so does that mean that war makes people carefree?

I wanted to travel to interesting foreign countries, meet fascinating native peoples, and kill them.

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Why did you go to London?

There's a knife in my arm.

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MandyM
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Don't you see that he is just stabbing you in the back?

Whoops, I guess I missed!

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Why is there an axe stuck in my pillow?

Its cheese.

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What is this gooey stuff under my toenails?

It's the same stuff ear wax is made from.

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What is in this delicious pie?

I know this one, the Boston Tea Party!

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What famous act of Rebellion against the British government did my ancestor, Ebenezer Macintosh, participate in?

Genealogy is boring.

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Why do you think your family tree is full of woodpecker holes?


That's my grandfather's name, too.

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MandyM
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Are you Rumpelstiltskin?

I spun it from straw!

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Sterling
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What is that incredibly itchy sweater fabric made of, anyway?

That's the potential.

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So what kind of energy is it when you pull back on a rubber band?

Not that kind of band!

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suminonA
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You mean that a rock band snapped at you, and you got out of it with just a mere black eye?

Rock Rules.

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What kind of rules has your rugby team been playing with, that there were so many injuries?

I'd settle for a root beer.

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Are you sure you're old enough to have a flarted blostered groot tailed horned shaker?

In the game of life, chewing gum is imperative.

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Violet Borigard, do you have any advice for me?

Umpa, lumpa, dupity do.

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What do an umpire, a lump, and a deputy say in there song and dance bit?

I got post 9000!

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MandyM
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What do you think goes through a dog's mind as he pees on your fence?

Ew! Gross! That will leave a stain!

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Zombies are bursting into your living room, will you hand me that shotgun?

That's what it's going to say on the report.

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Nothing ?!?

Everything.

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42 is the answer to life, the universe, and what?

I was always under the impression prime numbers were best.

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