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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Sterling
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posted April 10, 2006 10:48 PM
Why did you report that family to the SPCA over their poodle's name?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 10, 2006 11:50 PM
Sir, you have a major bug up your butt. We will have to operate to remove it. Do you have major medical or are you in an HMO?
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MandyM
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posted April 10, 2006 11:51 PM
oops too slow... for Sterling:
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Blaise
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posted April 11, 2006 12:14 AM
hey, is it ok if i inject you with this dirty needle, filled with poisones neurotoxins, and then cut out you spleen and feed it to my pet mongoose?
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Sterling
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posted April 12, 2006 01:36 PM
Hey, is it ok if I inject your pet mongoose with a dirty needle filled with poisonous neurotoxins and then feed you its spleen?
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suminonA
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posted April 12, 2006 02:44 PM
So, how fat do you think I am?
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Geekazoid99
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posted April 12, 2006 03:23 PM
What size of Fatfast do you want?
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ludosti
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posted April 12, 2006 03:45 PM
Have you heard what Google is calling its movie downloading venture?
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MandyM
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posted April 12, 2006 04:41 PM
So who is your fairy godmother hooking you up with for the ball next week?
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jeniwren
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posted April 12, 2006 06:34 PM
My sister...er...brother now, I guess, since the sex change, damn I can never get used to calling her a him, y'know? Anyway, he thought you were cute and asked me to ask you if you're available Friday for a movie or dinner or something?
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suminonA
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posted April 13, 2006 02:20 AM
Mom, why won't you let me wait for Santa this year?
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Uprooted
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posted April 13, 2006 09:45 AM
Am I crazy or do those look like reindeer droppings?
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Corin224
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posted April 13, 2006 11:03 AM
What has a light side, a dark side and binds the universe together?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 13, 2006 06:49 PM
Is now a good time to release the killer mutant squirrels?
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Sterling
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posted April 13, 2006 07:59 PM
If it wasn't gerrymandering, how do you explain these vote distributions?
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MandyM
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posted April 14, 2006 10:45 AM
Why is the "Star Wars" kid suing?
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jeniwren
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posted April 14, 2006 12:32 PM
So, what do you think about the federal deficit?
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Sterling
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posted April 14, 2006 03:01 PM
Why aren't you treating this arrow through my thigh?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 16, 2006 02:46 AM
How do you like your bacon-and-eggs-on-Matzah, Rabbi?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 16, 2006 08:42 PM
How's Circut City's stock doing?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 16, 2006 11:45 PM
Mr Cash, how did you go when you fell in to a burning ring of fire?
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Griffin
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posted April 17, 2006 09:35 PM
What will happen when the Math Team meets the Chess Club?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 18, 2006 12:15 AM
Have you ever tried to from a 9 letter word using only two vowels?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 18, 2006 01:10 AM
Have you ever tried sticking your elbow in your ear?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 18, 2006 09:49 AM
Is the bread you made from that yeast-like substance found in your boils any good?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 18, 2006 02:02 PM
You need ten cases of condoms?
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jeniwren
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posted April 18, 2006 02:13 PM
What do you think of that gruesome murder on the boardwalk midway?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 18, 2006 07:32 PM
Am I spelling 'there' wrong? F-D-D-K-O-O-AE-P
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Sterling
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posted April 18, 2006 09:57 PM
What do you make of it, my dear Watson?
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Uprooted
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posted April 18, 2006 10:14 PM
What do you think of her Vera Wang bridal gown?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 19, 2006 04:10 PM
What did one elephant say to the other?
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Sterling
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posted April 20, 2006 12:18 PM
You think you should fire again, Mr. Cheney?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 20, 2006 12:47 PM
Are you sure ethnic cleansing is legal?
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peterh
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posted April 20, 2006 04:51 PM
Do you think ten is loud enough?
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Tinros
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posted April 20, 2006 06:33 PM
WHAAAAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
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Sterling
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posted April 20, 2006 08:41 PM
Do you have any regrets about getting stuck in the chimney, Mr. Claus?
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Dr Strangelove
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posted April 20, 2006 08:46 PM
How do you make an onion volcano?
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SteveRogers
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posted April 20, 2006 08:52 PM
Q: Who do you think REALLY makes this Chinese food?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 21, 2006 12:35 AM
What's so special about Pepperidge Farm's new Habanero crackers?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 21, 2006 03:38 PM
Why don't you divorce that lousy husband of yours, and marry me?
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Sterling
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posted April 22, 2006 03:11 AM
Are you forgetting something?
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Tinros
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posted April 22, 2006 09:58 AM
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 23, 2006 12:26 AM
What are you going to call the baby?
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Sterling
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posted April 23, 2006 05:07 PM
What are you calling your Avian-Flu-Disaster-Scenario thriller?
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Beanny
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posted April 24, 2006 03:37 PM
I dropped my coffee on someone else's trousers... given that I do not know if that person is violent, what would I be?
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Uprooted
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posted April 24, 2006 05:29 PM
Don't you think penguins look cute waddling across the snow?
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Tante Shvester
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posted April 24, 2006 05:51 PM
What completes this sequence: One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight?
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Youth ap Orem
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posted April 24, 2006 07:14 PM
How do you always manage to never wait in line at gas stations?
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Sterling
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posted April 24, 2006 10:17 PM
So, how did your keyboard get short-circuited?
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Jimbo the Clown
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posted April 26, 2006 10:42 AM
Why is the government so corrupt?
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