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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted July 20, 2008 06:29 PM
What makes these disposable diapers so eco-friendly, anyway? Not Ivy League -- more like Poison Ivy League.
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Sterling
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posted July 22, 2008 04:00 AM
What kind of Ivy League college features courses in megalomania, biotoxin synthesis, and seduction? He was flattered, then flattened.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted July 23, 2008 09:55 AM
What was his reaction when he heard that a Rock Golem had a crush on him? It wasn't exactly treason, more a change of tactics.
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Dead_Horse
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posted September 11, 2008 09:19 PM
Why did you ship a boatload of tictacs to Iraq? Nope. Not dead. Just in an extended hibernation.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 11, 2008 09:59 PM
Is Paris Hilton's political career dead? One can only wish it is so, pray for it to be so, and carry a fully loaded sniper rifle with you at all times just in case it isn't so.
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Sterling
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posted September 11, 2008 11:26 PM
So is your starship definitely free of Tribbles? It's three months past the expiration date.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 11, 2008 11:51 PM
How long have you been waiting to exhale, anyway? That's my sign.
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kanelock
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posted September 12, 2008 09:34 AM
Aren't you concerned that it's raining frogs? Sorry, I thought you were on fire.
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scifibum
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posted September 12, 2008 11:27 AM
Would you mind getting the hot dog and marshmallow out of my face? It's obviously not the original size.
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Sterling
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posted September 12, 2008 04:52 PM
How did you manage to fit "War and Peace" on a postage stamp? When the convulsions hit, we'll begin the dance number.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 12, 2008 10:13 PM
Director, what is my cue for the big scene in "Epilepsy, the Musical?" Kick, one, two, Jazz-Hands and Feint.
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DDDaysh
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posted September 14, 2008 09:30 PM
What was that move that Robin in the Hood just pulled? The jackrabbit in tights.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 15, 2008 12:07 AM
Do you have a cucumber in your shorts? No thank you -- it just makes me sneeze.
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Sterling
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posted September 15, 2008 12:31 AM
Pickled pepper, Mr. Piper? I'm certain that someone wanted the process automated.
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Elmer's Glue
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posted September 15, 2008 01:10 AM
Why can't I put on my own pants? It itches, that's why.
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Sterling
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posted September 15, 2008 06:29 PM
Why are you scratching that extremely hairy little person? Well, it doesn't bode well for a happy ending.
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kanelock
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posted September 16, 2008 04:46 PM
EVERYBODY DIES?! Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, doorknob.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 16, 2008 04:50 PM
Do you like books title, "How I became a tortured, pox-ridden, cadaverous worm of a man and a blight on all of decent society." I think I would prefer something simple like "I stink"
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anti_maven
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posted September 16, 2008 04:52 PM
Curses! How will we ever find our way out of this darkend storeroom full of savoury preserves??? It's all in the wrist action.
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scifibum
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posted September 18, 2008 06:48 PM
How would a wrist fetishist explain his affinity for digital watch advertisements? It's certainly not the rubber band.
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scottneb
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posted September 18, 2008 07:09 PM
Hey, this is great music! Who is this? That's why they call it glue , nimrod.
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Sterling
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posted September 18, 2008 09:09 PM
I say, Holmes, why does this clue seem to have me adhered to the bannister? A hatchet job in every sense.
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kanelock
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posted September 20, 2008 02:32 PM
What position are you hoping for, Mr Voorhees? I told you five times already, NO!
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T:man
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posted September 20, 2008 07:33 PM
Can I eat your brains? Gargantuan Orangutans!
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 20, 2008 09:13 PM
What's the name of that new Ben & Jerry's flavor you're so crazy about? Red ripe tomatoes.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 20, 2008 09:49 PM
You assaulted the President with what? Should have used the overripe ones.
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Reticulum
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posted September 20, 2008 11:52 PM
Didn't you realize that simply planting ripe pumpkins in the ground wouldn't grow more? Fine, but I shall need One million miniature party hats.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 21, 2008 01:33 AM
Why do you show up to work with such a bad cold? Why not just host a germ party? South for the winter.
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dantesparadigm
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posted September 21, 2008 04:07 AM
Where are those Africanized killer bees headed? Killing me wont bring back your damn honey.
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DDDaysh
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posted September 21, 2008 11:00 PM
Don't you realize that it is against the law to resist hymonoptric restitution? Of course not, it's only mildly annoying.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 21, 2008 11:52 PM
DDDaysh, does the stammering embarrass you? Scotch tape and Scotch whisky.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted September 22, 2008 03:05 AM
I lost my epilator. Until I replace it, I could really use a quick and cheap alternative. Any recommendations? The Anvilanian National Anthem. [ December 04, 2008, 03:43 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]
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Elmer's Glue
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posted September 22, 2008 03:31 AM
What's the most boring song you can think of? It's much safer this way.
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anti_maven
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posted September 22, 2008 03:33 AM
What shoudl I use to clean my car pool? A brisk going over with a stiff bristled brush.
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kanelock
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posted September 24, 2008 01:06 PM
What made all your hair fall out? Yes I did.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 24, 2008 03:45 PM
Who let the dogs out? That's the question on everyone's lips.
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kanelock
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posted September 29, 2008 01:07 AM
Hey, what are you all eating? The butler did it.
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Sterling
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posted September 29, 2008 04:09 AM
Hey! Who cleaned my crime scene? They were never designed for that, and frankly, I'm curious why they sell them.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 29, 2008 12:43 PM
Want to realllllly enjoy my "Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Quiditch Broom" with real vibrating-flying action? That is not a clean-sweep.
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Sterling
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posted October 06, 2008 02:00 AM
How'd that chimney sweep get so filthy if he hasn't even been up a chimney yet? Snap, crackle, pop, ding.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 06, 2008 09:54 AM
Can you name the Original Rice Krispies guys, before the fourth member was cut from the group? A commemorative plaque.
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Raia
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posted October 06, 2008 06:12 PM
What did you end up getting according to your divorce settlement? I prefer to refer to him as "Sparky."
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scifibum
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posted October 06, 2008 08:32 PM
Is your infant child, who I'll call Dave, reeling and slightly on fire from sticking a metal fork into a power outlet? That would just prove my point - kids are resilient.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 06, 2008 10:09 PM
Are you the proud parent of that bouncing baby boy. I'm going for the three pointer.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 07, 2008 01:21 AM
Which girl would you rather date -- the one with two extra fingers on each hand or the one with two missing fingers on each hand? Fresh figs.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted October 07, 2008 02:39 AM
I'll poison him with alliterative fruit! Effuencing elderberries! Horrible hawthorn! Ghastly grapes! What else? 376 next birthday.
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anti_maven
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posted October 07, 2008 08:43 AM
How many kumquats are you going to eat to celebrate? It was flying fine, until we engaged the turbo haddock.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 07, 2008 09:44 AM
What caused you to fishtail and then spin out? Split Pea.
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Sterling
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posted October 08, 2008 01:40 AM
The Wayback machine has broken down and we seem to have a mongol horde descending on us; any suggestions, boy Sherman? Obscure reference for the win.
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anti_maven
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posted October 08, 2008 09:05 AM
I need something to cure my reference for the win, what would you recomend? Garbanzo!
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