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Max
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What makes you think you can just waltz in a place like this, dressed like that and start dinking form our fish tank?

Well thats what the professor said.

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TomDavidson
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Peggy Sue, are you absolutely sure this spiky contraption is a hair curler?

Don't blame me; blame the brick.

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jehovoid
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And what did the note say that was wrapped around the brick that came crashing through your window at 4 in the morning?

That's right, two short, dark, curly hairs.

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Bob_Scopatz
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And, besides the glove, the only evidence they had linking OJ to the murders was hair fibers?

Pelicans, or a nice meringue pie.

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MEC
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what's the one thing you'dd like to see before you die?

yes, i admit it, i'm an arachnigamist.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, you enjoy playing board games with spiders?

World domination and a decent cup of coffee for $0.25.

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jehovoid
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Ok, Starbuck's. We'll give you want you want if you give us what we want.

it's on channel 12 right now.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What does Martha Stewart say one should wear to the public lynching of Enron executives?

Nothing.

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Beren One Hand
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What does Martha Stewart say one should wear to the public lynching of Enron executives?

I have no recollections of that. I take the Fifth on that. I do not recall.

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jehovoid
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Did you or did you not put the seat down on the evening of May the 4th, 2002?

Can I answer your question with a question?

[I liked TomD's suggestion]

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited May 07, 2002).]

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LadyDove
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What is the typical response you'll get from a lawyer?

Only your hair dresser knows for sure.

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MEC
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i don't have a hairdresser, where can i find one?

!@#$%^&*

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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the past participle of "!@#$%^" ?

Helmets. A lot more helmets.

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MEC
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ok, the first question for the emergency planning comittee is....what do we need in the case that the sky is falling?

15 big rocks, 12 little rocks, and a book written by OSC.

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ae
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What crawled up your ass and died?

I plead the Fifth Commandment.

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MEC
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What crawled up your ass and died?

haha

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you give me an example of "repetition as a source of emphasis?"

Cortizone, anti-itch cream, and a pair of very small tweezers.

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MEC
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so, how did you the elephant's foot out of your ass?

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba!!!

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Beren One Hand
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What is something that Ted Kennedy knows by heart?

Jail bait or jail mate?

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Bob_Scopatz
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Nice Chinese tattoo. What's it mean?

Heathens, every last one of them!

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Max
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What do the students at Berkeley Preparatory High School remind you of?

. . . AND THEN IT DID AN IRISH JIG. I WILL NEVER PUT MY TOES IN JELLO AGAIN.

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MEC
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so what happened after you smoked 20 pounds of marujanna all at once?

i don't know, why don't you ask frank?

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why should I be frank or earnest?

A heaping helping of hospitality!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Fill in the blank...

Amino Acids.

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jehovoid
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And then she showed you her what?

Nevermore!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Quoth? Oh, please, are we going to go through this again?

Angle brackets.

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Dan_raven
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If we tilt [ and ] by 30 degrees, you know what we get?

What troubles lurk in the hearts of men.

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ludosti
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Penny for your thoughts?

Not today, maybe tomorrow.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Does mañana mean "today" or "tomorrow?"

Lingering doubts.

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ludosti
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What is government useful for anyway?

A large cog.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What are you making with all these little cogs?

Pelted with grapes, more like.

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jehovoid
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Bob should get barraged with rotten tomatoes for that last one.

I have a permit for that.

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Polemarch
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What's that thing under the tarp in the back of your truck?

YOU! OBEY THE FIST!

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MEC
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ok?

they're grrreeeaat!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you like most about air ducts?

It's a pun on the word grate.

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jehovoid
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Why did you say that you think I'm great?

Beowulf.

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MEC
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who's going to hell?

shut up.

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Max
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Oh, my god and then like betty slapped billy right in the middle of the resturant. I couldn't breath. So lets talk about me some more . . . blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?

Dig up Rovers bones and bring me the fresh skull of a virgin. This time a real virgin not just one of those technical whores.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you help me retrieve my lost data?

Helium and a rastafarian wig should do it.

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Icarus
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Q: Did you notice the cloaking device I put on my car?

A: buttery garlic

[edit: desperately coming up with new question to correct for misreading the old answer]

[This message has been edited by Icarus (edited May 09, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the best repellent against super-models turned vampire?

300th post.

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Kayla
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A. Do you know what losers like me, who have nothing better to do all day besides hit the refresh button, like to brag about?

Q. Oh no, not again.

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Dan_raven
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Should we do yet another chainmail underware joke?

Key lime pie and mardis gras beads.

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Eryn
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So what exactly do I need to have a kick-butt itme at Mardi Gras??

Terry Bradshaw riding a lemon pie with a monkey on top

~~Eryn~~

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:Locke
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What's your favorite thing at Burger King?

Ducks. All Rubber.

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Kepper
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What does Ernie from Sesame Street have a weird fetish with?

Monkeybone.

Kepper
Harry Potter: leading children to devil worship, one at a time.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the correct pronunciation for lingerie?

Insert Tab A into Slot B.

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Polemarch
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So what's your sex life like?

Awwwwww. I wanted to explode!

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ludosti
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Quick!! How do I difuse this bomb?

With a side of mashed potatos.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the least structurally sound way to build a building?

Windows open, top down, and 15 mph over the speed limit.

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