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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 05:13 PM
Can you demonstrate how to pronounce a reish again? Just for the pun of it.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 16, 2004 07:31 PM
What'd you have to go and mention halibut for? Flounder. Definitely flounder.
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littlelf
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posted May 16, 2004 07:40 PM
Did you lobster and never flounder? Sounds like a fish story to me.
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cochick
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posted May 16, 2004 07:42 PM
What would Bokonon do if Ralphie asked him to marry her? I just couldn't resist! *sorry Bok* Edit: little f got there first - doh! [ May 16, 2004, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 09:06 PM
Why did you fold? You had a perfectly good hand. Ante up.
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littlelf
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posted May 16, 2004 09:15 PM
Why are you in black and white, Auntie Em? Follow the yellow brick road.
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Lara
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posted May 16, 2004 09:18 PM
So...great. So here we are talking to some jerk behind a curtain. Now think, what were their exact directions? We were expecting someone else.
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 09:23 PM
Guess who's coming to dinner? I had a blast in Sydney.
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littlelf
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posted May 16, 2004 09:28 PM
Sydney is a significant other, right? Barbi doesn't want shrimp thrown on her. She told me. [ May 16, 2004, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: littlelf ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 09:36 PM
I cut the crustaceans off and she still won't eat? cracks bare knuckles
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Lara
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posted May 16, 2004 09:39 PM
How can you physically threaten somebody over the internet? I would have, but I was in the middle of nowhere.
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 09:45 PM
your hull is covered with 'em! Why didn't you purchase some barnacle-b-gone? that gave me the shivers, right down to me timbers edit: to right an omission [ May 16, 2004, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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littlelf
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posted May 16, 2004 09:59 PM
What do you do with a drunken sailor? They're more guidelines, really.
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ludosti
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posted May 16, 2004 10:02 PM
What did you think of The Cider House Rules ? It's my new favorite thing!
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kaioshin00
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posted May 17, 2004 08:32 AM
You actually like Walker, Texas Ranger?? Because Wal-Mart doesn't sell it.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 17, 2004 08:52 AM
Why'd you pay so much for that skunk-scented bubble bath? (Trivial Note: Sheree Wilson on Walker Texas Ranger was born on the same day I was and we went to school together. No, there are no other similarities.) For every one you see, there's thirty more.
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rivka
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posted May 17, 2004 10:12 AM
What do you mean, there are Hatrackers everywhere ? Chicago, that toddling town.
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goblin
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posted May 17, 2004 10:41 PM
you left the dog where?! pork. the other white meat.
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pooka
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posted May 17, 2004 10:54 PM
What will they use if silicone implants are banned? Yes, I believe I would.
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The Wiggin
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posted May 17, 2004 11:35 PM
would you like a choclet coverd rat? Sorry I don't eat six legged animals.
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goblin
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posted May 17, 2004 11:53 PM
why haven't you touched your dinner? SPOOOOOONNNN!!!!
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littlelf
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posted May 18, 2004 12:34 AM
Who invented the spork? I saw my first one at KFC when I was seven (although it wasn't called KFC then).
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Raia
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posted May 18, 2004 12:44 AM
You went through kindergarten without having EVER seen a chicken?! But it's so close!
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fallow
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posted May 18, 2004 12:49 AM
How can I drive that far? dang divets!
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littlelf
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posted May 18, 2004 12:50 AM
DO you prefer regular or extra crispy? It's not a tumor.
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goblin
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posted May 18, 2004 11:30 PM
what are you eating, Bob? half a coconut, grape jelly, and a large iguana.
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Raia
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posted May 18, 2004 11:36 PM
What items were written on the memo Bush sent to the military officers, that specified the necessary components of waging a war? If it turns any more green, it'll look like asparagus!
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rivka
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posted May 18, 2004 11:37 PM
So my pencil is changing color -- so what? It kinda grows on you.
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fallow
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posted May 19, 2004 12:19 AM
what is this stuff? at least it's not like that other stuff.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 19, 2004 10:14 AM
Oh no - it is like this other stuff?!?!?! I was lying to impress you.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 19, 2004 10:31 AM
So, Corn Pops is not really your favorite cereal???? It was inside this cereal box.
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katharina
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posted May 19, 2004 10:33 AM
Congratulations on the medal. Where did you find the WMD? Stick a frame around it, and it will be beautiful.
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Lara
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posted May 19, 2004 11:11 AM
Pollock- hey, Pollock! *Jackson Pollock walkes over to his irate art teacher* What the hell is this? Well, maybe he was having a bad day.
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goblin
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posted May 19, 2004 06:14 PM
why did the chiken cross the road? you can say that again!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 19, 2004 07:06 PM
Hot enough for ya? Time waits for no man.
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rivka
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posted May 19, 2004 09:05 PM
What would you tell someone who thought that time was weighing heavy on their hands? Stop that pounding!
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goblin
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posted May 19, 2004 09:12 PM
Man, i've put on a lot of weight lately! A lemming with a chainsaw.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 19, 2004 10:00 PM
Who really assassinated JFK? Blue-Green Algae. [ May 19, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
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digging_holes
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posted May 19, 2004 10:17 PM
What's for lunch? I'm a yellow parakeet.
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Raia
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posted May 19, 2004 10:23 PM
Ooh, a reincarnation chart! What are you going to be in your next life? Only when Mars and Venus are in perfect alignment.
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goblin
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posted May 20, 2004 12:14 AM
WILL IT NEVER END!!!!! a monkey in a jet plane.
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fallow
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posted May 20, 2004 12:19 AM
Who's your copilot, Mr. Denver? Everything that has a beginning must have an end.
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Marek
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posted May 20, 2004 12:29 AM
What do you mean it should be no shock that the show ended? This is why we don't let you speak in piblic.
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Lara
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posted May 20, 2004 12:36 AM
I've always thought it should be called an "umbrella". "Imbrella" sounds wrong. We thought you wanted that to happen.
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fallow
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posted May 20, 2004 12:40 AM
why did you permute my cue cards?! I like to call it a "shoe".
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Lara
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posted May 20, 2004 12:47 AM
I wanna go where the people go, I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing! Running around on their-- what are they called again? I thought you'd never ask!
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Marek
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posted May 20, 2004 01:24 AM
Why are you wearing socks on your ears? This may be the last chance.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 20, 2004 05:27 PM
How often do you plan on landing on Chance? That depends on what "Chance" has to say about it.
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goblin
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posted May 22, 2004 11:22 PM
Do you think that hippo on the motorcycle can jump those six buses? that's not what the lemming told me.
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cochick
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posted May 22, 2004 11:30 PM
But I thought JFK was shot? I've never seen one as big as that before!
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