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Dr Strangelove
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Who's hotter, Halle or her mom?

You just got burned!

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MandyM
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oops too slow
for suminon: Don't you think these young buds of May are quite tasty?

for Dr. Strangelove: What is all this about fire and brimstone?

Oooh that could be taken as a little risqué.

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suminonA
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Alors, c'est un probleme si je ne parle pas l'anglais?

I take risks, but only when I'm 100% sure of myeself.

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Tante Shvester
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Would you dare to try to stir up a controversial debate in the "Begging the Question" thread?

A kid'll eat ivy, too.

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suminonA
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You mean I'm a goat just because my child likes salad?

Don't kill the lamb.

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Sterling
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So, I can't kill the messenger... Anyone else?

Because you lack the wherewithal.

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Reticulum
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Why can't I eat those pigs?

Jesus Christ on a bicycle.


(I give my apologies to Tante for what I said. Thank you, Tinros, for pointing that out.

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MandyM
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What Biblical stories will you be butchering today, Reticulum?

I think that page was left out of my book.

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Do you have the phone number of Nicholas Page?

Just turn one more page.

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Is this a kissing book?

I like mine with a little Tabasco.

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MandyM
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What kind of women are you interested in?

Hot tamale!

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What's the strangest thing you've ever had stuck in your ear?

Speak up, Sonny!

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MandyM
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What did Cher say that made her ex-husband decide to stop singing with her?

Ha-Cha-Cha!

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In your language how do you say "bless you"?

No, baptism was never at the top of my to-do list.

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Sterling
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Weren't you going to attend some sacraments before drinking blood and returning to your coffin?

That explains the smoke.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear that the government seized 150 kilos of marijuana and that they are destroying the contraband?

I heard a fly die when I was buzzed.

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suminonA
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What is so special about being buzzed?

And then the fly died.

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Did you know that there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?

Some of those nursery rhymes have a gruesome twist.

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Reticulum
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Jack and Jill went up the hill...

Jeez, even I wouldn't do that!

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Tinros
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Why did you post something without a question?

No, a colored pencil!

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You want me to decorate this with a curled-up stencil??

Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the revolver.

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Tinros
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Who made this WONDERFUL pie?!

Carrots are better.

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WizardRahl
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No offence, but do you like to undermine other people's credibility?

Sorry, sometimes even I want to smack me.

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WizardRahl
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No offence, but do you like to demean other people's solidity?

Sorry, sometimes even I want to smack me.

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WizardRahl
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(Stupid internet i thought it didn't post sorry.)
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Reticulum
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Why do you double post the same thing? (It's alright Rahl, I just thought this would be funny)

Reticulization.

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WizardRahl
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What is your favorite word you like to use to sound smart?

Because I thought it didn't post.


-Don't make assumptions, you set yourself to be wrong.

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WizardRahl
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What is your favorite word you like to use to sound smart?

Because I thought it didn't post.


-Don't make assumptions, you set yourself to be wrong.

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Reticulum
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Why did you tear up your office, and eat your children?

That rules! Now I can buy those turtles!

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Sterling
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Reticulum, you just won ten million dollars and a lifetime supply of turtle soup base: what are you going to do now?

Let's use high explosive.

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What can I do about this stuffy nose?

Chicken Thingers.

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Reticulum
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Wait, so you didn't say hicks 'r dingers?

Safe? Of course it's safe!

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Sterling
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Do you really think painting your .357 neon pink and wrapping the handle in foam rubber makes it safe?

The marquee wouldn't lie.

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The spelling looks a little funny, are you sure this guy is French nobility?

Empty chairs and empty tables ...

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So how goes your restarant, Strangelove?

About 3 kilograms of Arsenic.

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Tante Shvester
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This dessert is to die for! Would you mind sharing your secret ingredient?

Once upon a time, there were three bears. Just not the ones you think.

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(Too slow, Tante S beat me. This was in response to Reticulum.)

What would you trade me for these three yards of Old Lace?

He was at his best in Philadelphia Story.

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you agree that Cream Cheese reached the top of his career when he teamed up with Baygells & Locks?

Not to mention Goldielocks.

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You can't seriously still be hungry after eating an entire cow?

Cow's are highly overrated as a source of protein.

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Tante Shvester
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Why would anyone want to eat fried cockroaches?

That's what they use to make the glue on the back of postage stamps.

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Did you really think anyone would eat this vile glop?

I think Squid Martigan likes bacon.

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What do you want me to serve at your bachelor party?

How dare you! And to think i trusted you...

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Sterling
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Is 'et tu, brut' the best thing you can think to say?

I question your grounds.

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So, you're saying I don't mow my lawn often enough?

I don't think it's any of your buisness.

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Why are you eating my sister?

because i can

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Sterling
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Why do you think your injury is "canner's wrist"?

Your sister's a dish.

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Blaise
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My sister's a cup


Why do you have to keep bringing that up?

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Don't you think that my pet turtle is happy that we climbed Mount Everest toghether for the 100th time?

Yeah, what you said ...

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If I were a booger, would you pick me?

Some questions should not be asked.

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Would you still need me, would you still feed me, when I'm 64?

They call it "dinner".

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