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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted May 12, 2006 02:18 PM
Can you suggest anything that will improve this body odor situation?
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suminonA
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posted May 15, 2006 05:39 AM
How can you eat THAT part of a bull?!?
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MightyCow
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posted May 15, 2006 06:07 AM
What's M. Night Shaymalan's latest excuse about why "The Village" was so bad?
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suminonA
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posted May 15, 2006 06:41 AM
Hey you, yeah, the one with four chips in that hand, I'm Rusty, the smelly Alligator. What's the understatement of the day?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 15, 2006 07:36 AM
Mr. Rumsfeld, what was your biggest problem with the torture of prisoners at Abu Gharib prison?
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suminonA
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posted May 15, 2006 09:40 AM
You mean I'll never be able to understand anything?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 15, 2006 10:11 AM
What were you thinking, dude, taking LSD and then doing a striptease for your grandmother on Mother's Day?[ May 15, 2006, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: Tante Shvester ]
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suminonA
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posted May 15, 2006 10:32 AM
Since when do you like your coffee with cream, sugar and fat ?!?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 15, 2006 10:46 AM
How did you manage to get your computer to run so much faster?
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suminonA
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posted May 15, 2006 10:55 AM
Why isn't Dan Brown a valid choice?
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Sterling
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posted May 16, 2006 05:12 PM
Why doesn't reading "Fox in Socks" to your children seem to be distracting you from your job at the NSA, dear?
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SteveRogers
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posted May 16, 2006 05:46 PM
Q: What's with all the flour?
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peterh
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posted May 16, 2006 06:09 PM
What's more lame than "Wondertwin Powers - Activate"?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 16, 2006 10:00 PM
What did the big dumb purple dinosaur say to the guy in the blue tights and red cape?
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suminonA
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posted May 17, 2006 10:24 AM
What was your real name again?
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Uprooted
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posted May 17, 2006 10:28 AM
I would never have imagined that anything could have held that marriage together for so many years, would you?
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suminonA
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posted May 17, 2006 11:57 AM
Master Frankenstein, I've split the nose, the fingers, the toes and all the nails. What am I to do now?
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jeniwren
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posted May 17, 2006 01:57 PM
What's the single most important quality for working in IT?
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Grim
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posted May 18, 2006 12:08 AM
How come theres nothing but crap on tv?
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suminonA
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posted May 18, 2006 03:35 AM
Did you know that Neil Armstrong took quite a bunch of lunar rocks and brought them back to Earth?
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Sterling
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posted May 22, 2006 04:30 PM
So what does an assurance consultancy group do, anyway?
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Hamson
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posted May 22, 2006 05:40 PM
Did you see me bend my back into a triangle today in yoga?
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suminonA
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posted May 23, 2006 06:06 AM
You mean he got re-elected?!?
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Sterling
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posted May 23, 2006 04:08 PM
Say, is this your ballot card I found in a Florida trash dump?
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jeniwren
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posted May 23, 2006 05:30 PM
So how did you like The Da Vinci Code?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 23, 2006 06:29 PM
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
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Marlozhan
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posted May 23, 2006 09:42 PM
What's the one place that always comes, but can never happen, because once it does, it's actually today?
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Sterling
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posted May 23, 2006 11:11 PM
Why did that guy just spontaneously combust?
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suminonA
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posted May 24, 2006 09:19 AM
I just left home because I want to become independent, to learn about the Universe, to earn my own living, to be happy, to be fulfilled. Do you have any advice for me?
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_L
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posted May 24, 2006 09:31 AM
How would you like that cooked?
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suminonA
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posted May 24, 2006 10:00 AM
I've lost count so many times... Can you help me here?
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Hamson
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posted May 25, 2006 02:59 PM
What do you mean your fingers aren't encrusted with the blood of your enemies?
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Sterling
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posted May 25, 2006 03:01 PM
Your wife left you, your house burned down, you lost your job, you were wrongly imprisoned for ten years... What happened then?
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jeniwren
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posted May 25, 2006 03:55 PM
Wow, is that one of those new fully computerized customer service kiosks? What does this button do?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 25, 2006 04:56 PM
What is the secret location of the BatCave?
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Uprooted
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posted May 25, 2006 10:33 PM
What is the meaning of life?
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suminonA
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posted May 26, 2006 04:13 AM
Have you ever tried boiling lava?
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Uprooted
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posted May 26, 2006 11:05 AM
Don't you even care that you're breaking my tender heart?
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 26, 2006 11:48 AM
Do you have the number for the vet? I think my guide dog has cataracts.
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suminonA
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posted May 26, 2006 01:21 PM
C'mon dear, this is the last chance to take the highway exit, and I can't turn back. Which way do I have to go?
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Sterling
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posted May 26, 2006 10:41 PM
My knife seems to be stuck in your back; can you hold still for a sec?
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dantesparadigm
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posted May 26, 2006 10:54 PM
I don't know about you Moishe, but I'm beginning to think these German's don't have entirely positive motives.
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Morbo
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posted May 27, 2006 11:23 AM
Can you hear me now?
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suminonA
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posted May 27, 2006 11:41 AM
Did you know that I've just decided never to buy a car that consumes more than a gallon of gasoline for every 100 miles?
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Uprooted
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posted May 27, 2006 11:50 AM
What do you think of my goals to eliminate hunger and achieve world peace?
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Sterling
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posted May 27, 2006 03:51 PM
Gee, Mae West and Eva Gabor have both agreed to go on dates with me... Who should I pick?
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suminonA
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posted May 29, 2006 06:09 AM
You mean that I have to get all these potatoes chopped for the "tortilla de patatas" ?!
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human_2.0
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posted May 29, 2006 06:23 PM
These cookies are so delcious! What is your secret?!?!
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Tante Shvester
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posted May 29, 2006 06:37 PM
Where did you get your bloomers?
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suminonA
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posted May 30, 2006 06:36 AM
What do you mean Ezra Feather's poetry is not "uplifting"?
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