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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Darth_Mauve
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posted July 18, 2009 09:49 PM
How's the food up there in Paradise? Ask the great Pink one.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 20, 2009 08:19 AM
Fishman, can you defeat the sardine armies of your enemy Dr. Baitntackle?
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 20, 2009 11:18 AM
What's a sure way to kill the Begging the Question thread? It was all kind of spongy, so I threw it out.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 20, 2009 11:25 AM
Where did you put my Spongebob doll?!? Yes, but I sure don't want to.
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Raventhief
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posted July 20, 2009 11:26 AM
Grr, timing! Can you tell the difference between athlete's foot and that under-nail fungus by smell? Kathmandu, but only on the weekends.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 20, 2009 12:02 PM
Are there any good clubs in Trenton, NJ? I am sure Danny Elfman wouldn't want to.
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Sterling
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posted July 20, 2009 06:01 PM
Who has nothing better to do with their time than come to a 21st anniversary Beetlejuice reunion? C-3PO and R2D2 have H1N1.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 20, 2009 09:06 PM
Whats the latest Science Fiction channel movie--that disaster/robot thing? (ps. Sorry about the error in my earlier post. Apparently when my computer got turned off, it posted what it shouldn't have.) Johnny Socko's Robot Eats Cleveland.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 20, 2009 09:46 PM
What was the name of that band who played at Warped Tour last year? Wait, let me get my flash drive.
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Sterling
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posted July 21, 2009 10:43 PM
Do you have something I can store these low-light photos on? Appropriate for every occasion, alas, but this one.
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scifibum
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posted July 21, 2009 10:58 PM
I was thinking about appropriating either a lad or a lass for some occasions, but I'm having a hard time figuring out exactly who and which - can you help without fussing too much with the spelling, spacing, grammar and punctuation? I can't really tell, but I think it's green.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 22, 2009 01:01 PM
But who did it in the conservatory with the lead pipe? Clue CSI only has one room.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 23, 2009 07:54 AM
How many rooms does Clue CSI have? I don't know, ask George Harrison.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2009 02:20 PM
Which is greater, the number of surviving Golden Girls or the number of surviving Beatles? Usually the tortoise, sometimes the hare.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 26, 2009 02:38 PM
What keeps clogging up the shower drain? Drano with a lemon twist.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 26, 2009 02:54 PM
Any suggestions for something to unblock my sinuses? Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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rivka
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posted July 26, 2009 03:15 PM
Why do you have that white Styrofoam head sitting there? He just wigged out.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 26, 2009 08:26 PM
OMG Becky!!! What happened when you told him that you are pregnant! It doesn't matter if you win or lose, but how the cookie crumbles.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 27, 2009 12:38 AM
How did you do in the Pillsbury Bake-Off? It's also good with shredded carrots.
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Mr. Y
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posted July 27, 2009 02:17 AM
Any flavouring suggestions for this Turtle soup? It used to be longer.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 27, 2009 04:26 PM
Would you touch that line with a 9 foot pole. He was the forward on the Polish Olympic basketball team.
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Sterling
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posted July 27, 2009 04:30 PM
Didn't your boss at the Olympic Wood Polish factory use to be some kind of athlete? Thank you for making yourself available as a scapegoat.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 28, 2009 07:58 AM
John G. Roberts: Are you prepared to take the Oath, Senator? Barack Obama: I am. Some people call me the gangster of love.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted July 28, 2009 03:59 PM
Did you just blackmail Cupid? That would be Venus envy.
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T:man
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posted July 29, 2009 09:47 AM
Why is earth staring at her sister like that? Haha, nope!
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Sterling
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posted July 29, 2009 01:20 PM
So this video link you sent me has girls doing some kind of ball-and-cups illusion, right? I'm struggling to come up with a sufficiently nasty way to express my gratitude.
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daventor
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posted July 29, 2009 03:51 PM
So, you talked to Chad since he told your mother-in-law what you really think of her? Don't look at me. It was the emu's idea!
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T:man
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posted July 29, 2009 07:49 PM
Who made that coffee? The hairballs are all over his back.
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Sterling
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posted July 29, 2009 10:02 PM
How did your friend's hair transplant go? Your euphoria seems unwarranted.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted July 31, 2009 08:17 AM
Why does it bother you so much to see me happy? It's only 5 bucks.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 01, 2009 10:13 AM
Is it true you're charging admission to your stag party? They have all the anthers.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted August 01, 2009 03:18 PM
Why do you have all the P's? To many Q's.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 01, 2009 08:38 PM
Why did you cut your Q & A session short? Just half is plenty.
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Sterling
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posted August 03, 2009 02:48 AM
Would you like one of my Good & Plentys? You had better explain how it got there in the first place.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 03, 2009 04:09 AM
My Where's Waldo book is somewhere in this crowded carnival; can you help me find it? I've got a tap-and-die set.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted August 03, 2009 04:29 PM
What do I need to learn to audition for "Lord of the Dance? Don't ask me, ask the ukulele.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 03, 2009 11:00 PM
Do you know my dog has fleas? Alpha bravo, Charlie.
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daventor
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posted August 03, 2009 11:02 PM
What did that Army Ranger name his kid? It feels warm in my tummy.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted August 04, 2009 12:23 PM
How did your first shot of Bacardi 151 taste? Damn, that's smooth. [ August 04, 2009, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: RivalOfTheRose ]
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Sterling
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posted August 04, 2009 11:59 PM
Did you know his car is so black, it's frictionless? I'm 'a frayed. Sew!
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Raventhief
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posted August 05, 2009 11:33 AM
What did the old blanket say to the creepy weaver? Pie, not pi!
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted August 06, 2009 02:45 PM
What is the square root of my tummy? No, but I hate my job.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 06, 2009 07:45 PM
Dear Lord, of all the books of the bible, is Leviticus your least favorite? It is actually the exact same size as a bread box.
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Sterling
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posted August 07, 2009 01:46 AM
What did you say that caused him to storm off saying "I'm never playing 'twenty questions' with you again"? I bet you didn't know you could do that with marzipan.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted August 08, 2009 10:01 PM
How'd you get pregnant? Yeast rises to the occasion.
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T:man
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posted August 31, 2009 05:38 PM
What's that bulge? A tour of tots!
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Sterling
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posted August 31, 2009 11:10 PM
What's there to do in Idaho, anyway? A pan-fried pancetta pandemic.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 01, 2009 07:30 AM
Tell me, you villainous Professor P, what is your plan to destroy the world? It involves two thousand rabid marmosets and a paranoid armadillo.
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Elmer's Glue
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posted September 01, 2009 07:37 AM
Where do babies come from? It's supposed to be that color.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2009 11:12 AM
Why is the color so messed up in the Kansas scenes on my Wizard of Oz DVD? That's what they say on the Hermit Crab Forum.
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