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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
jehovoid
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posted January 20, 2004 11:46 AM
What did the dead guy say to the wool sweater?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted January 20, 2004 01:57 PM
Is that chain-mesh underwear under your kilt?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 20, 2004 04:03 PM
TNT or C4. Which would make the better Anklet?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted January 20, 2004 04:09 PM
Did you just turn my prosthetic into toothpicks?
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Belle
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posted January 20, 2004 04:12 PM
What did the Lady of the evening say to the contortionist?[ January 20, 2004, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Belle ]
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Morbo
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posted January 20, 2004 04:52 PM
Wouldn't you like to take home a kitten?
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rivka
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posted January 20, 2004 08:49 PM
Did you really order an entire case of glue?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted January 21, 2004 01:15 AM
Hon, why'd you just dunk me in a vat of hot tar?
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jehovoid
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posted January 21, 2004 03:15 PM
How do you know that the angel who smited him had a hearing problem?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 21, 2004 03:22 PM
What happened after you proved to the General that he had a voice like an annoying lap dog?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted January 21, 2004 03:32 PM
Is it true that your cousin finally got a date?
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jehovoid
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posted January 21, 2004 03:37 PM
You got kicked out of the dead-cat dissection in Biology again?
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Narnia
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posted January 25, 2004 02:39 PM
So why are she and Wilbur so afraid to have children??
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rivka
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posted January 25, 2004 02:43 PM
Did she really make a castor oil cake?
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Narnia
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posted January 25, 2004 04:13 PM
Ew, is that tofu in that Jell-O salad?
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Julie
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posted January 25, 2004 04:25 PM
What if I bring a really cute puppy dog?
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Raia
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posted January 25, 2004 05:17 PM
Hey Julie! Wanna help me build an atom bomb?
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted January 25, 2004 05:22 PM
I'm gonna go post in the last post thread.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted January 25, 2004 05:35 PM
Did you hear about the new cosmetic tool that pops pimples?
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted January 25, 2004 05:45 PM
I one time tried urinating in the dark, and succeeded in not missing! Should I not have shared that with you?
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MidnightBlue
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posted January 25, 2004 05:56 PM
Eeew... Did you just cut that man's arm off and then lick the blood?
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Raia
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posted January 25, 2004 06:00 PM
Did you hear about the businessman who died a horrible, painful, unexpected death in his office?[ January 25, 2004, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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MidnightBlue
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posted January 25, 2004 06:02 PM
Would you believe that whole situation blew up in my face?before you seal it.[ January 25, 2004, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: MidnightBlue ]
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jehovoid
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posted January 29, 2004 12:31 PM
Do you think he'll be able to read the little bits that I was able to fit into this hole in the seal?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted January 29, 2004 12:41 PM
I heard you are a lot happier now that you've put some distance between you and your parents. How far away are they anyway?
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jehovoid
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posted January 29, 2004 12:48 PM
How can she not know what her sign is?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted January 29, 2004 02:33 PM
What did Thelma say to Louise at the end of the movie?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 29, 2004 02:39 PM
Is it my body odor that can wilt an oak tree in January?
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MidnightBlue
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posted January 29, 2004 04:42 PM
What did the pig say to the skunk?
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Dan_raven
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posted January 30, 2004 02:55 PM
So you translated the DaVinci Code. What does it really say?
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Da_Goat
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posted January 30, 2004 02:58 PM
Dan_raven just said "That is a stinky question." out of the blue. What do you think of that?those cheeks.
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Dan_raven
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posted February 02, 2004 04:28 PM
You want a tattoo of Osama Bin Laden applied to your face?
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Yebor1
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posted February 02, 2004 04:39 PM
what am I suppose to do with such a large posterior?
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rivka
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posted February 02, 2004 05:10 PM
What do you mean, "but we don't have a dog"?
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Da_Goat
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posted February 02, 2004 05:14 PM
Meow?
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Yebor1
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posted February 02, 2004 05:16 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 02, 2004 08:39 PM
Does this post make me look fat?
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Narnia
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posted February 03, 2004 01:17 AM
Does this skirt make my butt look big?
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Da_Goat
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posted February 03, 2004 01:25 AM
So whatever came of that bone-helmet for dogs you came up with?
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Godric
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posted February 04, 2004 08:46 AM
Did you know that in the year 2001 there were over 1,000,000 new Coke users in the US?
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rivka
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posted February 04, 2004 01:15 PM
Did you hear old Jamison lost his farm?
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Raia
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posted February 04, 2004 01:23 PM
What's wrong with you? Aren't you gonna do anything? Can't you see that the cows have opened the gate themselves and are wandering all over the farm??
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PSI Teleport
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posted February 04, 2004 01:29 PM
So, how is that Hydrogen bomb project you're doing in in your basement going?
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Dan_raven
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posted February 06, 2004 04:25 PM
What do you think of my CD of Beethoven played via sampled flatulence?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted February 06, 2004 10:14 PM
Hey listen- I can play jingle bells in my armpit!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2004 11:20 PM
What's the best thing about reality TV?[ February 06, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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rivka
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posted February 08, 2004 03:56 AM
What is NEVER allowed to happen on Hatrack?
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Godric
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posted February 10, 2004 01:55 AM
I'm stuck in the middle of the beginning of the end -- what should I do?
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Dead_Horse
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posted February 16, 2004 09:45 PM
Don;t you think a three-week vacation in Calaveras County will be a bit boring?
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Dan_raven
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posted February 18, 2004 05:09 PM
What are the requirements for your endagnered amphibian repopulation internship?
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