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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What happened after the swordfish fell into the orchestra pit?

Until the sea turns into sand.

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Tante Shvester
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How long do you think the "Begging the Question" thread will go on?

It sucks the electrons clean out of the battery.

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C3PO the Dragon Slayer
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Why did they bioengineer this new species of armadillo?

My optical mouse is stuck under the sofa.

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What are you swearing at your track pad?

The spilled honey has congealed.

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Why are you just standing there holding that stolen beehive and letting all those bees sting you?


It will probably be a little puffy for a few days.

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Why is this called "Begging the Question"?
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Are you just going to sit there in silence?

Beans and rice for breakfast, beans and rice for lunch, beans and rice for dinner...

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Sterling
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What's the alternative to the college's food service plan on my budget?

One of those things you run across while cleaning, I guess.

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So how did you feel about finding your aunt's body in your guest room closet?

Thankfully, it's adjustable.

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What's with the bear trap on your leg?

Cool ranch Doritos and Yoo Hoo.

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Sterling
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What did Homeland Security think you were trying to blow up the plane with?

Sugary and savory, with subtle undertones of ipecac.

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What's that guy in lederhosen yodeling about?


It's very accurate, and also edible in an emergency.

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LargeTuna
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Why would you bring a spell check update to a camping trip?

i NEEdz iT baddLy.

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Sterling
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Why should we approve your requisition for a new keyboard, Mr. Johnson?

My colleague has generously volunteered not only to answer that, but to accept the inevitable blame.

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Tante Shvester
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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

My sister has a blister. My brother has another.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Why does your kin have trouble walkin'?

A place in the rain.

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Tante Shvester
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For all intents and purposes? What is the purpose of being in tents?

Four cups.

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Sterling
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What exactly is a "quark", anyway?

I think you're deliberately misunderstanding.

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When did you say we are going on a road trip?

Stupid Finals.

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whats an escuse to fail people

purple elephants

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Sterling
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Whosh the guysh in the corner who bought me thish drink?

Consider it an attempt to end discussion.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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What is 'It is what it is'?

We used to call those 'settlers'.

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What's that stuff on the bottom of your glass?


IT'S FOGGY, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!

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rollainm
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And why, exactly, did you decide to park in my living room?

Fine, but I'm going to need at least...7 Q-tips.

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Hey, buddy, can you help with this oil spill?


@&#%*@@#$&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sterling
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What did you put in the address line that caused the e-mail to come back as undeliverable?

An inordinate number of pointy bits.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a hedgehog?


Well it wasn't there until just before you sat down.

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Where's Schrödinger's rocking chair?


A wicker throne for a pagan king.

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Tante Shvester
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You majored in basket weaving? What's the final exam like?

As much fun as a bad head cold.

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Sterling
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How much fun is it to hold a cad's bead?

It's more like a tool for scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Oh cool a gun, I assume this is for shooting fish in a barrel?

There are many different kinds of love, that's not one of them.

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rollainm
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Ever been to a donkey show?

Nope.

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Do you no what you call a negative dope?

Late for dinner.

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Sterling
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What did you call me?!

That ought to bring 'em in.

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Did you finish making the fried dung beetles?

14mm stud.

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Tante Shvester
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Hey Nick, do they call you a big stud?

Well, that's a crying shame.

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Have you heard that they're going to make a musical version of The Crying Game?

It was supposed to be a surprise.

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Why would you hide me in a pinata?

relax, the scars will probably heal.

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Hey how's Simba's uncle?

Hakuna Matada.

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Why do you keep watching the lion king over and over?

The DVR didn't record man vs wild [Frown]

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Why are you sending nasty letters to your cable company?

I've been gone for a while.

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Were you aware there's a tree growing in your hallway?

You just have to kick it...really hard.

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Sterling
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So what was in the unpublished fourth verse to "Whip It"?

Hey, I was born for this.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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How come you are so proficient at passing time alone?

I agree, it wasn't one my best.

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Q: I would had liked to see higher test scores.
A: [Wall Bash]

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Q: What's this new form of headbanging I hear is popular at emo concerts?

A: It's the vinegar.

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How did you get your French Horn to sound so good?

You know, unlimited power, etcetera, etcetera.

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Why is Al Gore so into wind turbines and solar panels?

I don't think that's what "BMW" stands for.

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Do you like my new car? It's made by Blind Magnetic Weasels.

That's why she had to buy a new wig.

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Sterling
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Her old wig was chewed by blind magnetic weasels?

It's re-usable, but you'll never re-use it.

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