Author
Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted December 25, 2005 11:44 PM
Did you know that the San Diego Zoo is in San Diego? Santa is REAL, I tell you!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted December 26, 2005 11:58 AM
So, how do you explain that your dad has a milk mustache, bits of cookie on his pajamas, and little pieces of scotch tape on his hands? Because _all_ the best things start with sauteeing an onion.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 26, 2005 12:04 PM
Why in the world do you need a honeymoon suite with a kitchenette? Well, that's perverted.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
SteveRogers
Member
Member # 7130
posted December 26, 2005 12:13 PM
Q: Did you see that kid across the street with the pussy cat? A: I think that I was.....eating macaroni and cheese....or something.
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted December 26, 2005 03:13 PM
What were you doing when you found out Santa wasn't real? Kraft is really the best.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted December 27, 2005 02:23 PM
I need a cheese product that doubles as spackle. Any suggestions? That's a novel use for leftover turkey.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 27, 2005 02:31 PM
Have you read "A Tale of Two Turkeys"? Not only that, it also leaves a minty freshness.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
SteveRogers
Member
Member # 7130
posted December 27, 2005 02:54 PM
Q: What do you think of that new toothpaste flavored soda? A: I couldn't come up with anything else!
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged |
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353
posted December 27, 2005 03:16 PM
Why on earth did you leave that woman tied to the railroad tracks in your latest novel? Well, ain't that just the bee's knees.
Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 27, 2005 03:19 PM
(oops! late!) For Steve: Why do you get the dry heaves when you are through throwing up? For Uprooted: I'm breaking all barriers in insect surgery -- would you like to read my paper on a new procedure for ACL repair on flying bugs? Now that's just disgusting.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
SteveRogers
Member
Member # 7130
posted December 27, 2005 03:22 PM
Q: Did you realize that your brain is hanging out your nose? A: I once stole an RV from Wal-Mart's parking lot.
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted December 27, 2005 04:30 PM
What is your reasoning for not shopping at Wal-Mart? The increase in overseas manufacturing? The idea that Wal-Mart treats their employees poorly? That you just don't like low prices? Yeah, I'd stay away from it too.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Rember
Member
Member # 8273
posted December 28, 2005 06:36 AM
Dear Abby, Do you think it's ok to skip my sister's fourth wedding? She says it's too skimpy.
Posts: 216 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 28, 2005 10:46 AM
How did Fatima like that new summer sheer burka you got for her birthday? Oy Gevalt!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Black Mage
Member
Member # 5800
posted December 28, 2005 12:32 PM
How do you say "I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts, deedlee-dee" in Yiddish?~Joldo avoiding his landmark (^yes, that is your answer)
Posts: 767 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted December 28, 2005 11:18 PM
So tell me again why you invited ten of the Internet's most vicious and irritating trolls to post about Joldo? Tomorrow I curry lentils, today I'm currying favor.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 28, 2005 11:40 PM
What are you going to do with that curry comb? Well, THAT's certainly a telling question!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Rember
Member
Member # 8273
posted December 29, 2005 05:56 AM
Should I disclose all my indictments on the application, or just the convictions? A very narrow escape!
Posts: 216 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted December 29, 2005 03:37 PM
What was the neam of that episode where Plastic Man eluded the villain by sliding out through the mail slot? All I can say is, I deny everything!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
peterh
Member
Member # 5208
posted December 29, 2005 03:40 PM
Was that you I saw sniffing cocaine off a nuclear warhead at a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan? Yes, my nose is that big.
Posts: 995 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
Sterling
Member
Member # 8096
posted December 30, 2005 01:51 PM
So, you own the Golden Gate Bridge, the Atkins Diet is good for you, Iraq posessed weapons of mass destruction, Robert Jordan knows how "The Wheel of Time" is going to end, and you'll still respect me in the morning- do i have all this right, Pinocchio? Excedrin, white bread, two hundred feet of cotton batting- I'm ready.
Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
Brinestone
Member
Member # 5755
posted December 30, 2005 03:11 PM
So, you're going to try cordless bungee jumping again, are you? A whole lot more than a cup of tea.
Posts: 1903 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted December 30, 2005 03:11 PM
Whoops too late! Sterling: What are you bringing to the New Year's Eve party? Brinestone: Madame Cleo, what do you see in my teacup? I wouldn't swing any oranges at it if I were you. [ December 30, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: MandyM ]
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Brinestone
Member
Member # 5755
posted December 30, 2005 03:13 PM
(Okay, Mandy, that was awesome. I think you were responding to Sterling's answer, but it worked equally well for mine.)
Posts: 1903 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted December 30, 2005 03:26 PM
LOL It did work for both!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Dav
Member
Member # 8217
posted December 31, 2005 07:58 PM
Help! the juicer has magically come to life and is attacking me, what should I do?!? It's time to turn over a new leaf.
Posts: 120 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted January 01, 2006 10:54 AM
Eve: So, Adam, what's your excuse for cheating on me? It was too obvious.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted January 01, 2006 11:03 AM
Why has no one ever started at "Begging the Quaalude" Dobie thread? Not mine. But YOUR mother, perhaps.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 11:17 AM
So whose house should we toilet paper tonight for our New Year festivities? Just sell it on ebay.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted January 01, 2006 04:10 PM
I'm SO disappointed with my Hatrack gift exchange this year -- what should I do with it? (Derrell -- just kidding!) I prefer a more subdued color palate.
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
sarcare
Member
Member # 8736
posted January 01, 2006 04:22 PM
Would you like to borrow my coat of many colors? He speaks, and yet he says nothing.
Posts: 234 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 04:49 PM
What would Jesus say about Pat Robertson? Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted January 01, 2006 04:50 PM
Hey, that's the president's speech, why do you change the channel? [ edit: this was actually aimed for the previous post. Funny it works for this one too ] You should have used your vote.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 04:51 PM
LOL, we posted at the same time but your question works with my answer!
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
SteveRogers
Member
Member # 7130
posted January 01, 2006 04:53 PM
Q: What do you mean we aren't going to play Uno? I thought we took a fair vote. Why aren't we playing Uno!? A: I read somewhere that reading can make you better at reading.
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted January 01, 2006 04:55 PM
[added question for SR:] Can you give me a counter-example of a vicious circle? MandyM, why are you not upset for posting at the same time with me? Life is funnier than one might think. [PS: this simopost thing is ACOJONADISIMO ]
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Black Mage
Member
Member # 5800
posted January 01, 2006 04:56 PM
Why do you always answer all my questions with fake gnomic wisdom? The python.
Posts: 767 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 04:58 PM
With what shall I punish suminon for posting at the same time as me? Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
suminonA
Member
Member # 8757
posted January 01, 2006 05:06 PM
Hulk, you're my personal hero, but I think you are just a bit egocentric. Can you give me some advice that is NOT related to you? I like you anyways.
Posts: 1154 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
dantesparadigm
Member
Member # 8756
posted January 01, 2006 05:15 PM
oops, did I spill that acid all over you? Well, just make the butler do it.
Posts: 959 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 05:18 PM
Oh great! Now that you've pissed off the Hulk, who is going to calm him down again? I was saving that acid for a special occasion.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted January 01, 2006 06:32 PM
Why are you so bummed out about me pouring the LSD into the enemy's well? Oh no! That was my last egg!
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Lavalamp
Member
Member # 4337
posted January 01, 2006 06:50 PM
So, how's menopause working out for you? I think my biological clock is a sundial.
Posts: 300 | Registered: Dec 2002
| IP: Logged |
Tante Shvester
Member
Member # 8202
posted January 01, 2006 07:59 PM
Why does avoiding the sunlight slow the appearance of aging? I hear that Miss Clairol was a major sponsor of "Roots".
Posts: 10397 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353
posted January 01, 2006 10:07 PM
What makes you think that marketers are superficial in their understanding of literature? My knee still hurts.
Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 10:32 PM
Sorry I dropped my biological sundial on you. Are you ok? The book is always better.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
dantesparadigm
Member
Member # 8756
posted January 01, 2006 10:38 PM
Why on Earth are you eating that copy of Harry Potter? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Posts: 959 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353
posted January 01, 2006 11:12 PM
Do you really think it's a good idea to wear that Jayne hat to the New Year's eve gala? Don't mind me, I'm just babbling.
Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
MandyM
Member
Member # 8375
posted January 01, 2006 11:15 PM
Brook, what are you doing flowing downstream like that? It's too loud. I can't hear you.
Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jul 2005
| IP: Logged |
Vasslia Cora
Member
Member # 7981
posted January 01, 2006 11:22 PM
Do you like the air show? I don't want to go to bed.
Posts: 503 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |