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MandyM
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Did you know that the San Diego Zoo is in San Diego?

Santa is REAL, I tell you!

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Sterling
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So, how do you explain that your dad has a milk mustache, bits of cookie on his pajamas, and little pieces of scotch tape on his hands?

Because _all_ the best things start with sauteeing an onion.

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Tante Shvester
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Why in the world do you need a honeymoon suite with a kitchenette?

Well, that's perverted.

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Q: Did you see that kid across the street with the pussy cat?

A: I think that I was.....eating macaroni and cheese....or something.

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MandyM
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What were you doing when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Kraft is really the best.

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I need a cheese product that doubles as spackle. Any suggestions?

That's a novel use for leftover turkey.

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Tante Shvester
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Have you read "A Tale of Two Turkeys"?

Not only that, it also leaves a minty freshness.

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Q: What do you think of that new toothpaste flavored soda?

A: I couldn't come up with anything else! [Cry]

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Why on earth did you leave that woman tied to the railroad tracks in your latest novel?

Well, ain't that just the bee's knees.

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Tante Shvester
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(oops! late!)

For Steve:
Why do you get the dry heaves when you are through throwing up?

For Uprooted:
I'm breaking all barriers in insect surgery -- would you like to read my paper on a new procedure for ACL repair on flying bugs?

Now that's just disgusting.

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Q: Did you realize that your brain is hanging out your nose?

A: I once stole an RV from Wal-Mart's parking lot.

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MandyM
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What is your reasoning for not shopping at Wal-Mart? The increase in overseas manufacturing? The idea that Wal-Mart treats their employees poorly? That you just don't like low prices?

Yeah, I'd stay away from it too.

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Dear Abby,
Do you think it's ok to skip my sister's fourth wedding?
She says it's too skimpy.

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Tante Shvester
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How did Fatima like that new summer sheer burka you got for her birthday?

Oy Gevalt!

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How do you say "I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts, deedlee-dee" in Yiddish?

~Joldo avoiding his landmark

(^yes, that is your answer)

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So tell me again why you invited ten of the Internet's most vicious and irritating trolls to post about Joldo?

Tomorrow I curry lentils, today I'm currying favor.

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Tante Shvester
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What are you going to do with that curry comb?

Well, THAT's certainly a telling question!

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Should I disclose all my indictments on the application, or just the convictions?
A very narrow escape!

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What was the neam of that episode where Plastic Man eluded the villain by sliding out through the mail slot?

All I can say is, I deny everything!

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Was that you I saw sniffing cocaine off a nuclear warhead at a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan?

Yes, my nose is that big.

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Sterling
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So, you own the Golden Gate Bridge, the Atkins Diet is good for you, Iraq posessed weapons of mass destruction, Robert Jordan knows how "The Wheel of Time" is going to end, and you'll still respect me in the morning- do i have all this right, Pinocchio?

Excedrin, white bread, two hundred feet of cotton batting- I'm ready.

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So, you're going to try cordless bungee jumping again, are you?

A whole lot more than a cup of tea.

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Whoops too late!

Sterling: What are you bringing to the New Year's Eve party?

Brinestone: Madame Cleo, what do you see in my teacup?

I wouldn't swing any oranges at it if I were you.

[ December 30, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: MandyM ]

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(Okay, Mandy, that was awesome. I think you were responding to Sterling's answer, but it worked equally well for mine.)
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MandyM
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LOL It did work for both!
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Help! the juicer has magically come to life and is attacking me, what should I do?!?

It's time to turn over a new leaf.

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Eve: So, Adam, what's your excuse for cheating on me?

It was too obvious.

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Tante Shvester
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Why has no one ever started at "Begging the Quaalude" Dobie thread?

Not mine. But YOUR mother, perhaps.

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MandyM
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So whose house should we toilet paper tonight for our New Year festivities?

Just sell it on ebay.

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I'm SO disappointed with my Hatrack gift exchange this year -- what should I do with it?

(Derrell -- just kidding!)

I prefer a more subdued color palate.

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Would you like to borrow my coat of many colors?


He speaks, and yet he says nothing.

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MandyM
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What would Jesus say about Pat Robertson?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Hey, that's the president's speech, why do you change the channel?

[ edit: this was actually aimed for the previous post. Funny it works for this one too [Razz] ]

You should have used your vote.

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MandyM
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LOL, we posted at the same time but your question works with my answer!
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Q: What do you mean we aren't going to play Uno? I thought we took a fair vote. Why aren't we playing Uno!?

A: I read somewhere that reading can make you better at reading.

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[added question for SR:]

Can you give me a counter-example of a vicious circle?

MandyM, why are you not upset for posting at the same time with me?

Life is funnier than one might think. [Wink]

[PS: this simopost thing is ACOJONADISIMO [Big Grin] ]

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Why do you always answer all my questions with fake gnomic wisdom?

The python.

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With what shall I punish suminon for posting at the same time as me?

Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

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Hulk, you're my personal hero, but I think you are just a bit egocentric. Can you give me some advice that is NOT related to you?

I like you anyways.

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oops, did I spill that acid all over you?


Well, just make the butler do it.

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MandyM
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Oh great! Now that you've pissed off the Hulk, who is going to calm him down again?

I was saving that acid for a special occasion.

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Why are you so bummed out about me pouring the LSD into the enemy's well?

Oh no! That was my last egg!

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So, how's menopause working out for you?

I think my biological clock is a sundial.

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Why does avoiding the sunlight slow the appearance of aging?

I hear that Miss Clairol was a major sponsor of "Roots".

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What makes you think that marketers are superficial in their understanding of literature?

My knee still hurts.

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Sorry I dropped my biological sundial on you. Are you ok?

The book is always better.

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Why on Earth are you eating that copy of Harry Potter?


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Do you really think it's a good idea to wear that Jayne hat to the New Year's eve gala?

Don't mind me, I'm just babbling.

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Brook, what are you doing flowing downstream like that?

It's too loud. I can't hear you.

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Do you like the air show?

I don't want to go to bed.

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