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Vasslia Cora
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Don't you think they server these meals too small?

It was on a cd I found lying in the street.

[ January 05, 2006, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Vasslia Cora ]

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sarcare
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Have you heard that puddle of mudd song?

Well, that isn't what you said yesterday.

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Tante Shvester
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Now do you believe that today is the first day of the rest of your life?

That's the beauty of it. It doesn't DO anything!

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Sterling
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Honey dew, mountain dew, hair do, past due, Husker du, Dog doo... <sigh> So, what did _you_ bring to contribute?

Look, it's just not something I'm willing to make a new year's resolution.

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Black Mage
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Could you at least try to stop playing chicken with pedestrians?

Some would call it stalking. I call it caring.

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Tante Shvester
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Would you please stop poking me in the arm?

I thought it was familiar.

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SteveRogers
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Q: You realize that is your liver you just fed the cat?

A: My clothing doesn't match...

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Vasslia Cora
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Did you get your haircut?

But it looked so funny.

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suminonA
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What were you thinking when you painted _that_ on the president's face?

It's just your imagination.

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Vasslia Cora
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Did you just punch me?

It was 4 score and 7 years ago.

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Sterling
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When was it you dressed up as Abraham Lincoln for the Halloween party?

If that's on the test, I'm calling in sick.

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Vasslia Cora
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What did I have for lunch on June 9th 1988?

The trash was full.

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Why are you chucking your muck in my backyard?

Pickled peppers piping hot.

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Vasslia Cora
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What did Jack pick?

She sold them on the sea shore.

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What did Mary Quite Contrary do with her silver bells and cockle shells?

It feels better when I wear the brace.

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Sterling
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So your doctor prescribed you something after your Viagra overdose?

I'm qualified to answer that, yet feel I should refuse to.

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God, what is the meaning of life?

I don't think you are supposed to use it that way.

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suminonA
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What do you think about the line: "My way or the highway"?

[edit: for typo]

My way.

[ January 07, 2006, 01:25 PM: Message edited by: suminonA ]

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Tante Shvester
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Hey, Frank Sinatra, how DID you do it?

Well, I guess the chicken did come first, then.

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suminonA
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Don't you think it's obvious that the egg couldn't have crossed that road?


We're getting close to page 173 [Smile]

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Black Mage
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So, how far are we in the karma sutra handbook you picked up?

Smerdyakov's a bastard.

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suminonA
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Why did you name your child Smerdyakov?

It's Kama Sutra, you know.

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Black Mage
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So, what did you and Kama do on your date?

[Razz]

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MandyM
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So, what did you and Kama do on your date?

I don't mind, really.

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suminonA
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Mind your own business, will ya?

You take the first step.

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Sterling
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So how do we go about demolishing this staircase?

In another hour, I'll either have an answer, or it won't matter.

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suminonA
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Youíre the one with the brains, how long before we enter the Event Horizon?

It's a matter of anti-matter.

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Tante Shvester
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Whatsa matta?

Uh oh...

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MandyM
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So, Neo did you take the blue pill or the red pill? You mean you took BOTH?!?!?!?!!??!

I wonder what will happen to you now.

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suminonA
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Did you know that I spent a whole day trying to come up with a question?

It's like perseverance to stubbornness.

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How did you manage to ride that donkey all the way across the country?

That was hard.

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Sterling
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How did the ice cream you dipped in liquid helium turn out?

Tragically wacky.

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Oh my, that poor clown, did they ever manage to get that unicycle out of his skull?


I believe that qualifies as a persistent vegetative state.

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How would you describe the clown's condition?

Mercy sakes! That's some bass.

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So I heard Jay Lo went fishing...how did that go?

My uncle certainly thought so.

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So, was it worth the trouble of introducing your motherís only brother to your fatherís father in lawís only son?

It was a family business.

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Sterling
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So, you make clones of yourself, who in turn make other clones of you, who in turn are shipped off for medical experiments?

Neither law nor reason is on my side, but here I am anyway.

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suminonA: Why do you think they shut down that porn shop?

Sterling: What was President Bush's inaugural speech?


Never on a first date!

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suminonA
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Why won't you relax, and behave naturally?

High hopes lead to great disappointments.

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But how can I tell someone about _that_ on the first date without getting slapped?

The truth hurts SO much.

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I've just told you that I love you. Why do you have to scream like that?!

Some things are unbelievable.

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Sterling
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Why are you highlighting "Ripley's Believe It or Not?"

A planet where apes evolved from men!

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Where is that Mark Wallberg these days?

Houston, we have a problem.

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Tante Shvester
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Sorry to interrupt, but

quote:
Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_:
What was President Bush's inaugural speech?

[ROFL]
Carry on!

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Topher
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(concur, rofl)
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Q: What do you mean that the space monkey opened the hatch and dropped three tons of human waste on Texas?

A: Do me a favor. Give me a three second head start, so I can run away as fast as I possibly can.

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Do you feel lucky?

All day long.

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You mean to tell me you've actually been working?

Only every other one.

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Tante Shvester
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Are you implying that I post in EVERY thread?

Some salve ought to help with that little problem.

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What do I do now with all this salves?

So now I have a bigger problem.

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