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Tante Shvester
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Mazel Tov! You slew Grendl! So what are you so worried about?

Mother knows best.

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Jonathan Howard
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So you woke up, defecated upon yourself, had a shower trying to clean up, tripped over your jeans as there were no towels, broke your nose, injured your lip, caught your penis in the zip, and as you were driving to the doctor the cops arrested you without a phonecall and a bail, and now you hope I won't put you in jail?

(Based on this.)

I dreamed of a hot Ethiopian chic playing on this instrument singing of some Godforsaken mountain. (Bonus points for locaing the quote!)

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(Oops, written to suminonA!)
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(In a Frued voice) So, tell me about your dreams.

I would, but I have no money.

P.S. Do not click on the link above if you mind profanity as it is -rife- with it.

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So now that we all master the concept of "buying for free", would you buy _this_ for free?

That's too expensive for me.

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Sterling
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Better than free, we'll pay you $5, and all you have to do is sit through three Uwe Boll movies! Interested?

Because I can't find people who casually reference Beowulf anywhere else.

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Why are you always running off to Geatland?

Geat...just geat!

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Did you know the phantom R-stealer is on the loose again?

I hope he doesn't go thee.

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suminonA
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My sister invented a new look. She calls it "thee". Would you tell that to your brother?

Fractals aren't for everyone.

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MandyM
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Why did you paint over all those cool shapes I drew on your walls?

I was offended by the link in that post.

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Why does Jonathan Howard have a red hand print on his face?

My pants are plaid!

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Tante Shvester
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Your pants were played?

Just check out those slithy toves, gyring and gimballing in the wabe.

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Do you want me to get you some cheese? I can get you some cheese.

The omlete recipe calls for bacon.

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Tante Shvester
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Should I make your eggs a la Shakespeare or a la Marlowe?

The borogroves were as mimsey as all get out, I tell you.

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MandyM
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So tell me again why you were hiding in the tumtum tree?

I hit him with my vorpal blade.

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Tante Shvester
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What WAS that snicker-snack sound?

Keep that up and you'll be sure to have quite a stomachache.

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If I drink spoiled milk, but I can't smell it or taste it, is the milk still spoiled?

I seem to lack good sense.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you waste so much time begging the question?

I wouldn't ask Dick Cheney that question, if I were you.

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Is your name an allusion to underwear made of metal chains?

They said this was fashion.

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Tante Shvester
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I don't understand "It was Mary, Mary, long before the fascists came". Do you?

They're not WMD -- they're atomic fire balls!

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We asked for weapons of mass destruction, why is there a AFB mark on them?!

I thought WMD stands for World Movement for Democracy...

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Tante Shvester
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All Right! Are all our contestants ready to play What's My Dayjob?

It wasn't so much that he was in his teens, or that he was into all that Ninja mumbo-jumbo. They could even see past that mutant thing he had going on. But my parents absolutley forbid me to go out with a turtle.

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So how are things going with you and Leonardo?

For the seventh and final time, no!

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Tante Shvester
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Would you kiss me on Monday?
Would you kiss me on Tuesday?
Would you kiss me on Wednesday?
Would you kiss me on Thursday?
Would you kiss me on Friday?
Would you kiss me on Saturday?
Would you kiss me on Sunday?

The answer is -- A Herring!

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What do you use to cut down the biggest tree in the forest?

Preheat your oven to 250 degrees for fifteen minutes.

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How can we cremate Poppin' Fresh with proper ceremony?

For the last time, it's purple and overpriced--no!

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Will you buy me the platinum-shaving stuffed, 1-1 scale limited edition Barney collectable?

If wolvesbane won't work, try anchovy paste.

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Tante Shvester
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How do I keep Stone_Wolf_ from snitching the last slice of pizza?

It's a date!

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What the heck is MCMLXXIV ?


I've been dreaming about that for a long time.

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Is that a chafing dish hitting Fahim over the head?

Smelly piles of stinking rotting elephant crap.

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What shall we do now that we tamed all these elephants?

Sugar is better.

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Ever tried doing heroin?

Death!

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What would you say is the major downside of getting old?

I hate anchovy paste!

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Do you want _this_ last slice of pizza?


Push the button!

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What is that Dr. Forester always says to Frank at the end of MST3K?

My appendix has ruptured!

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Tante Shvester
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What WAS that snicker-snack sound?

Only if you can find it on the top of a Pez dispenser.

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What's the ultimate proof that your face is remarcable?

The puzzle.

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What gave you this massive headache?

That flash hurts!

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suminonA: We need another crappy, teen filled horror/suspense flick with some crappy twist at the end to rake in more money than good movies like "Serenity"...but what should we call it?

Dr Strangelove: Did Bob Hope just open his robe?

Second star to the left and on til morning.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you know the way to San Jose?

And when you die, they can bury you in it.

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This is a great car, it does everything, even start. What do you think?

Hey, that was my shoe.

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Do you think it is acceptable to toss one's gum on the ground if there is not a trash can around?

I can clean that off in a jiffy!

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I got peanut butter on my shirt!

I'm learning by osmosis.

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I'm sorry, what did you say?

I like ^ > < ^ > < better, its my favorite song, what can I say.

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Does anyone actually like that "I love you period. Do you love me question mark? Please, please, exclamation point!..." song?

Poignant, indeed tragic, but irrelevant.

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Did you know that I can't understand a word you're saying?

The page 173 is almost over.

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When will we get to page 174?

No, not that button!

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Is this the button that stops the world from being completely annhilated?

Not to 50!

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Do you want to sing "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" with me?

I don't like beer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a six pack of Bud?

Mysterious.

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