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ludosti
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What is the slogan for covette?

Back away slowly and don't make any sudden movemets.


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Whats the safest way to avoid spooking baseball fans at Shea stadium?

helico-tricyclic-stuff we made up from leftovers.


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What's for dinner?

Can't you tell he stopped taking his meds?


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Why is Bob's voice getting lower and his chin getting stubble?

Birds of paradise.


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What do pigeons who die become?

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

[This message has been edited by ludosti (edited May 09, 2002).]


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Doctor, my husband keeps ringing; he still thinks he's a phone! What should I do?

Gainful employment.

[This message has been edited by TomDavidson (edited May 09, 2002).]


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Leto II
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What is it called when people use roundabout means to get ahead in the world?




Chicken Pot Pie.

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Do you know the one food I hate beyond all reason?

A Chupacabra! But how?- There's not a goat to feed on for miles!


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Oh my God! It's la Chpacabra!

My General Paper teacher is damn stupid.


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Don't you think that insult is weak?

Ay caramba! Mi amor es muy loco!


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what's very crazy, mr spanish speaking person?

Le roi est PAYDAY!!!!


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Which candy bar is king of them all?

I would, but my pen has run out of ink.


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Oh, please, Mr. President, would you autograph my chest?

That's not really a birdhouse, trust me.


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Is that really a birdhouse?


FREE THE SPERM.


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Q: He shouted what at the end?

A: Is it discrete or discreet?


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I would'nt know, as it does not fit in MY anus.

"Doctor! There's a tumor in my ass!"

[This message has been edited by Fossil (edited May 10, 2002).]


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So what seems to be the problem today?

Why should I?!


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Would you accept this gift of eternal life on behalf of all humanity?

Honey, it's the police.


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Get off my lawn!


Eternal food at your descretion!


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Ernal is a murderous son of a #@$#$, but he left his food tray unattended.

Sillyputty on a stick


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ludosti
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I know you are, but what am I?!

Check the yellow pages.


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How did you mark your spot in the phone book?

That's disgusting!


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What is that? Corn?

Windows 3.1.


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What is a pain in my ass?

"Arrrrgh! The little blighters are back!"


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Henry, would you mind throwing out the empty beer cans? The grandkids are on the way over.

Wax on.


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Do you remember the line right after
quote:
Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen
Prettiest girl I've ever seen
See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean
James Dean

I said a Popsicle!


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What did you put in Irami's 'definition of cool' thread?



Bob Denver

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When you said you and your "little buddy" were going to be home alone all night, who exactly did you mean?

Why are you doing this to me?


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Which would you rather part with- your previously arrested celebrity fingerprint collection, or your Sally Struthers memorabilia?




The lesser-known "Erin of Locksley".

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What was Robin Hood's broghter's name, again?

That was interesting, tasty and disturbing all at the same time.


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So what did you think of the albatross soup?


At least 15 mintues a day is recommended.


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This isn't another Onanism thread, is it?

Paper clips and a 12-inch frying pan.


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Moose, what makes you think of onanism so much?



Haley Joel Osmont.

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Moose, what doesn't make you think about onanism so much?

[LOL at Moose's contribution]

YATTA!


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Do you have any celebrity pictures pasted all over your walls?

The bigger the better.


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Honey, does this outfit make me look fat?

Only if I can get it in snakeskin.


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Adam, won't you at least try on a fig leaf?

I don't think modern science is prepared for that revelation.


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Did you know that wearing chain-mesh underwear reduces the risk of heart-disease?

We're gonna need a bigger boat.


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What was the funniest line from Stakeout?

Does that require any special training?


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Do you want to get into a pair of chain-mesh underwear? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Otters. Sexy little otters.

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited May 11, 2002).]


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Moose, what makes you think of onanism so much?

Pubescent electroluminiscence.


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What do you Jock Otters want?

That always happens when Pikachu and Batman meet.


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Where are these yellow blotches coming from?

It was on special.


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How would you describe your first prostate exam?

It's spelled MI-SSI-SSI-PPI.


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What is the acronym for that Military Intelligence Secret Security Insertion Sentient Sentry International Pre-Production Installation?

I have finger cramps.


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Now why is your hand stuck down there?

Doom-dee doom-dee doom doom, doom doom doom, da doom!


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How does that song go? You know, the one about Armageddon?

Turn of the century handpainted glassware.


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What did you have for breakfast, Cookie Monster?


Little Known Fact #289452: Mooses invented onanism.


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Searching for creation of onanism...Found!

"yogurt in my pants" is not acceptable!


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[Moses to God:] What do you think of my idea for an 11th commandment?

Cheesus.


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