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bicentennialman
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If bacteria have a god, what is his name?

Lush. Just lush.


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What adjective describes a great carpet, but a lousy mate?

Handlebar mustaches.


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Polemarch
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What are those little things you're putting on these pictures?

Yes... I shall bring my parents. And they shall be the best, Most parental parents EVER!


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Beren One Hand
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What did young Jesus promise to bring for show-and-tell?

[insert mental image of a Far Side comic]

Shire? Baggins? Baskin Robins?


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Where can you find hobbit forming ice-cream treats?

You'll need another USB port.


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What do you think of my new Internet-ready love doll?

It's another one of those fuzzy pens.


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MEC
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what would you give me if i tell you what turns jehovoid on?

because 7 turned canibal and began eating all the other numbers starting with 9!


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Bob_Scopatz
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So, why is she called "Seven of Nine"?

No, those are Borg implants too.


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Does this go on my ass?

"We're spinning into Oblivion, my friends!"


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Bob_Scopatz
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Is this a dance craze or an excercise fad?

New tires, balancing, stems,... that'll come to $600.12


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and the total is how much?

Cellular text messaging


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MEC
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how do deaf and dumb people use cell phones?

*dies*


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Beren One Hand
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[ENGLISH 101 Final]

In a John Webster play, everyone ______


Give me liberty or give me beeer!


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Bob_Scopatz
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How does a genteel woman from the Ozarks drink her moonshine?

chewing tobacco.


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Hey, Bubba, when it's time to git on up to Heaven, how'd you like to go?

That's one big sparrow, Maude.


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Dan_raven
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So Harve, what do you think of Big Bird the Movie?
(since me and Word did a simo-post, I'll answer his.)

How was the bargain cruise this year?

Trancendental Lubrication

[This message has been edited by Dan_raven (edited May 13, 2002).]


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Ralphie
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I like the idea of throwing a twinkie through the door, but what on earth are we going to grease her hips with?

Because he's homesick.


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Fossil
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Doctor! Why is my cat vomiting up pies?!

I understand you sawed off the back of your computer.


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Chess
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Do you know how to install a new motherboard, properly?


Your pants ripped into 259 million pieces!?

[This message has been edited by Chess (edited May 13, 2002).]


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Ralphie
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Why Chess look at Hulk like that?

The secretaries here have way too much power.

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited May 13, 2002).]


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TomDavidson
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She made you do the "While You Were Out" dance, too?

Don't talk to me about batteries.


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Kayla
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TomD, everytime I see your wife at the store, she's buying batteries....what's up with that?

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times......


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Dan_raven
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What is Tom Xerox's favorite cliche?

Underdeveloped countries.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Where's the hardest place in the world to sell bras?

Homo Sapiens.


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Fossil
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What we all blame for our problems.

Turkey in the hay.


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Doug J
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What did you say?

The BIG one...


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Fossil
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Did you see that?!

Curley fry mysteries


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Doug J
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What do you get when you mix the 3 stooges, fast food and Sherlock homes?


The deep blue sea.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Well...I see the devil is in front of us. What's that behind us?


A slide trombone.


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Fossil
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What's the best way to whack a band member?


Dorks.


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Polemarch
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...and that makes you what?

Quickly! RIDE THE PIG!


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Fael
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How are we going to get out of this mud hole?


Three trees and a walrus

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Bob_Scopatz
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What has huge tusks, snorts a lot and then leaves?


Funny, it worked yesterday.

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Yebor1
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What is another name for copulation with a policeman?


A: Meat Puppets


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Doug J
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What does Papa Moose hate most?


<Insert Pun here>


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Leto II
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Can you quote Bob Scopatz?



Deroggatory language.

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Yebor1
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what did some immature hatrackers resort to

The last fandango


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Kayla
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What have you been up to Robey?

Springtime for Hitler.


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Yebor1
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The ballet Robey was writing but flopped on opening night because heckling hatrackers were in the audience.


jeeze luoise she's got a potato


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Polemarch
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Is that-- Is she-- Is she holding what I think she's holding?!?!?

I swear, from this day, to the end of this day, that total and utter vengance SHALL BE MINE!


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Who ate the last M&M?

Nice! The pulsating lights don't even bother me!


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Hey, I just redecorated my room, what do you think??


Yeah, she said she couldn't do with out about 430,522,216 of them. Crazy!


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Did she say how many Legos she'd need to build the Great Wall of China?

Spaghettios and PopTarts.


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Why do you think my girlfriend just dumped me?

It starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'h'.


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What's Hobbes' name spelled backwards?

Run for your lives! The lemurs have come for their revenge!


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What did robey think the last time he ate a balogny sandwhich


Isnt it a good time for barrflesnatches.


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LadyDove
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Okay! What kind of snatches do you want now?

They're not gonna make it!


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MEC
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did you here that everyone on hatrack are going to goto the store all at the same time?

*burb*
(i use asterix's to symbolize actions, ie. right now i am burbing)


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Can you give me one good reason why you haven't reached your full potential?

A pony tail and an inkwell. That's all I ask.


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Human
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What can I give you to shut you up?

S Club 7


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