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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 10:19 PM
The field's at a full Tesla, and they still aren't responding?!
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 26, 2003 10:58 AM
What's this I hear about your friend writing you a postcard saying he's decided to spend the rest of his life taking care of old ladies?
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Euterpe~
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posted July 26, 2003 01:11 PM
My kid just drank a cup of bleach. We're out of ipecac. Do you know anything else we could use?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 26, 2003 02:14 PM
How was your date with Gene Simmons?
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 27, 2003 04:23 PM
Hey, I found this little chocolate thingy wrapped in foil with a little paper tag sticking out. Do you suppose it's a clue?
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rivka
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posted July 27, 2003 04:38 PM
Sherlock Holmes RPG? How do you play that?
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Ryuko
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posted July 27, 2003 05:58 PM
Why are you eating that stringed instrument?
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rivka
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posted July 27, 2003 06:54 PM
Why do you keep refreshing that page, if nothing new is coming up?
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Godric
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posted July 27, 2003 09:30 PM
So, babe, you wanna make out in the back of my pick up truck?
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filetted
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posted July 27, 2003 09:33 PM
How long did it take you to revive the corpse?
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Ryuko
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posted July 27, 2003 09:36 PM
All right... Now what do you think will happen when we charge the corpse with electricity!!??
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filetted
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posted July 28, 2003 12:00 AM
What's our motto for this campaign?
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Godric
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posted July 28, 2003 12:03 AM
You weren't in F-Troop?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 28, 2003 07:56 AM
Why on earth did you buy up all the carpet bags in the NorthEastern US?
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Morbo
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posted July 28, 2003 11:44 AM
But Rex,you said you going for a pack of smokes 4 years ago, what's your excuse?[ July 28, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Dan_raven
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posted July 28, 2003 12:08 PM
Will you ever put my clothes on wire hangers or do I have to beat you some more?
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ludosti
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posted July 28, 2003 12:14 PM
Does the condemned have any last words?
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asQmh
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posted July 28, 2003 01:07 PM
The Mafia's tossed out that whole kneecap thing - what was the new motto?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 28, 2003 01:48 PM
What did the inventor of Pumpernickle bread say when he spied his first completed loaf?
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 28, 2003 01:57 PM
What's that new line of Post Cereals you've been working on, Bob?
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Godric
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posted July 28, 2003 02:07 PM
How many rabbits do we got down that hole?
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Morbo
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posted July 28, 2003 02:42 PM
Mr Chick, what do we do about all those ravers?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 28, 2003 02:50 PM
Got any light reading we can burn?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 28, 2003 03:08 PM
Faren brought in a bunch of recruits to be measured and given serial numbers for the new Hatrack Army. Who, where, and with what number should we start with?
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Godric
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posted July 29, 2003 10:21 PM
I'm young, fit and I like Orson Scott Card, what should I do with my life?
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 29, 2003 10:30 PM
Don't you love those stories about the good old days of orange juice where they didn't strain all the good stuff out?
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Godric
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posted July 30, 2003 12:56 AM
Who's the fairest of them all?
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filetted
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posted July 30, 2003 01:14 AM
*ring* *ring* *ring*?
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Godric
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posted July 30, 2003 01:45 AM
What's this Bind-O-Matic supposed to do?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 30, 2003 09:27 AM
Is America really becoming a fascist state?
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asQmh
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posted July 30, 2003 12:10 PM
Is there anything I can do to counteract this overwhelming sense of reality?
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Godric
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posted July 30, 2003 12:24 PM
Let's see what's behind door number three...that a prize!?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 30, 2003 12:29 PM
For putting the question where the statement goes and the statement where the question goes, do you really want the prize of Slash's old Chain Mesh underware?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 30, 2003 12:31 PM
What do you think of the Vice President's piano playing?
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Narnia
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posted July 31, 2003 01:01 AM
How can I keep my blueberries from being bruised and battered?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 31, 2003 08:00 AM
What's this about you being the opposite of Mini Driver?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2003 11:34 AM
BOB! How could you say such lewd things about a priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist minister "Laying her on the green" and "Putting it in the hole" ? (I especially was upset about the rabbi grasping his wood while the priest washed his balls.)
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 31, 2003 12:11 PM
Is it true that golf is the only STD you get by staying away from your spouse?
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Godric
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posted July 31, 2003 12:27 PM
What was the mathematician's response to the metaphysics query?
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 31, 2003 01:51 PM
Did you hear about the guy who was not crazy?
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Raia
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posted July 31, 2003 01:59 PM
How did Gerald die?!?! He was doing so well!! I guess his pills just stopped working...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 31, 2003 02:46 PM
Would you retie my shoes for me?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2003 02:48 PM
What was the name of the sequel to that film where Deputy Fife was a spaceman?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 31, 2003 03:52 PM
What really happened to the space shuttle?
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Taygeta
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posted July 31, 2003 03:54 PM
Why are you foaming at the mouth?
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filetted
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posted August 01, 2003 02:35 AM
The invite said BYOS, S=spritzers? Bring You Own Spritzers? What is THIS?
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Feyd Baron
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posted August 01, 2003 03:05 AM
I've got a headache, you have anything for it?
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filetted
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posted August 01, 2003 03:12 AM
Spears are good, flags raise morale, but what is that thing you've got with the inscription on it?
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Morbo
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posted August 01, 2003 09:10 AM
Coach, all leaders have symbols of authority, what's yours?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 01, 2003 10:21 AM
Can you explain that special feeling we get whenever we work out together?
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