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Feyd Baron
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So, would you like to buy the whole truck?
I did this only because I'm attached.
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Morbo
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Son, you in a heap of trouble--why'd you escape with that heathen we handcuffed you to?
Sherrif, just look at her.
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Dan_raven
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Boy, why'd you take Ralphie out to go a skinny dippin in the town fountain?
You're in a heap of trouble now.
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Morbo
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Dad, can't you forgive me for bustin' the chainsaw, runnin' over the dog, and sinkin' the bass boat?
Kid, you better start runnin' !
[ July 12, 2003, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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Father, I'm not going to carry on the family worm farm. I'm going to New York to become a Broadway star. What do you think about that?
Stella! Stella!
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Morbo
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Stanley Kowalski, I'm in the same room, will you stop shreiking my name already?
Sorry, lambchop.
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Annie
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Don't you think the finale is the most imporant part of the song?
Dude, that was way too obscure.
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Feyd Baron
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I didn't notice, did you really make an onanism post?
I would never do such a... well, maybe.
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Morbo
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Timmy, did you bury all of your sisters dolls and then "exhume them for autopsy"? No more X-files for you, young man!
Aw, maw, we were just playin'--sis even identified the bodies.
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Feyd Baron
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So this is where all you gerbils went?
There, and under the sofa.
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Morbo
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Oh, My, God, Gil, you are such a cheap date, look in your jackets and where for change for the pizza boy?
In my good pants.
[ July 14, 2003, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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Where did your dog go?
I think I prefer the purple one.
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Feyd Baron
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Which cheesemonkey do you like?
The swiss one.
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Morbo
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Well, you're the victim, which knife should I use first on you?
Occam's razor.
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filetted
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I got the Ginsu, which one did you get?
Tomatoes
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rivka
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What is that they're throwing?
Toasted newbie.
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Morbo
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MMMmmmm, what is this , it tastes like chicken but better?
Sea slug.
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filetted
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Folks call me "killer", what's your nickname?
buggaboo
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Morbo
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Jimmy, for Christ's sake, would ya take off the Casper costume already, its's Thanksgiving?
But Becky likes it.
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filetted
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Listen sweetie, I know you're really fond of your nutcracker man but I really don't think any of the family like walnuts in their stuffing?
Pinenut
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Morbo
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What's your pony's name, young missy?
Souldevourer. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
[ July 17, 2003, 09:27 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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ooo.... spooky menu. I was thinking of having the Sycophant Slushie, what are you going to have?
my ankle is turning green.
[ July 14, 2003, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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rivka
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I'm breaking out in purple spots; you notice any weird symptoms?
Chicken soup.
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Morbo
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I'm croaking over here and what's the best you can do?
How about a "Beach Boys" medley.
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filetted
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Well, considering our demographic, I think we ought to come up with something better than bran-X-blowout?
reptilian gaze.
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Dan_raven
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Hey Filet, what would Ralphie give me if I gave her a wild lewd proposition?
You would get a slap in the face.
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Morbo
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If I asked you for help moving, how would you respond?
Get off my property.
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rivka
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Every time I stop to smell the roses, do you know what someone tells me?
A silk kimono.
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Feyd Baron
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What do you want to be buried in?
Well, I always though a coffin would be nice.
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Morbo
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Honey, the man wants to know, coffin or urn?
Martha, you've finally taken this centerpiece crap too far!
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Dead_Horse
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What if I just squat down here in the middle of the table while you eat dinner?
Just a little sprinkle of parmesan cheese and some arugula, tied with a nice raffia bow.
[ July 15, 2003, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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I dropped the spagetti, what am I going to do?
The five second rule is a fact of life.
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Dan_raven
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How good of a lover are you?
That is not very nice. I love it.
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Morbo
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Josie and the Pussycats set a new low for made-from-cartoon films--how'd you like it?
It stank on ice.
[ July 15, 2003, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Godric
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How was the Alaskan nude beach?
I've got to give them one thing. They sure are ballsy.
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Zoia
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What do you think of them olympic shuffleboarders?
Because there was just too much of it wasted.
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Dan_raven
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Why do you think the class of 03 is destined to mediocrity?
They never read a Card book.
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jehovoid
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How could they not know how to play poker?
I've seen a housefly. I've seen a dragonfly, too.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Besides pigs, what else have you seen fly?
Work, work, work, that's all I do, all day long. I hate it.
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Narnia
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Why are you so chipper all the time?
Yes, we've definitely been slacking off.
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Raia
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I leave Hatrack for less than a week, and already half the threads have disappeared?!
That is without a doubt the worst plan that anyone has ever come up with.
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Narnia
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We could hold bake sales to buy out Nike...wouldn't you be able to afford those new shoes then?
I know, I forgot to give you an answer.
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Zoia
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So have you decided to join our biker gang or what?
It was just too good of a sale to pass up.
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the Professor
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Did you have to get seven pairs of chainmail underwear?
But they make me feel girly.
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rivka
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What's with the bright red, 9 inch nails?
I can't imagine that he would.
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Morbo
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Is your husband really going to burn rubber in front of the crossing guards again?
Boys will be boys.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Your sons strapped bottle Rockets to a chicken?
I see your mouth moving but it's like "blah blah blah."
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HatrackChess
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Bush:Did you like my speech?
So, how did your wife get stuck in the toilet while eating a cupcke?
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Dan_raven
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My wife put a contract out on my life just because I sent her picture into a magazine. Did you see it?
No, that's not a good place to put the camera.
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HatrackChess
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Do you think it would be okay if we put a camera in Bush's shower?
I can't wait till the world is destroyed by republicans.
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