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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Feyd Baron
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posted July 18, 2003 02:06 AM
So why did you vote for Bush again?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 18, 2003 11:43 AM
Why did your contingency vote unanimously to return the colonies to England?[ July 18, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 18, 2003 12:35 PM
Would you like to go on a mission to colonize Mars? It's guys only.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 18, 2003 01:06 PM
You've organized your recipe box? What's this one? It was between your recipe for Dinner Dogs and your recipe for Dysentary.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 18, 2003 02:38 PM
To show Bob no hard feelings for the "sarcasticmuppet's really a guy" joke, I made him a kalua pig. What do you think?
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 07:48 AM
You hate sex but you do it why?[ July 19, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 19, 2003 02:20 PM
So how do you like Cable TV now that RIAA's taken it over?
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the Professor
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posted July 19, 2003 03:04 PM
So how hard was that hiring decision about that creepy nerd?
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Kayla
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posted July 19, 2003 03:07 PM
You want me, don't you?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 19, 2003 03:21 PM
Do you like this clone embryo?
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 03:26 PM
Mrs. Rumsfeld: What's that you keep muttering, Rummie dear?[ July 19, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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posted July 20, 2003 10:57 PM
"Mr. President, could you comment on the state of affairs regarding the economy and joblessness?"
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Morbo
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posted July 21, 2003 06:34 AM
Why did you serve Teddy a cremated steak?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 21, 2003 12:45 PM
Why won't you vote Kennedy for president?
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 22, 2003 01:39 AM
Do you like my new stuffed bear?
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rivka
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posted July 22, 2003 01:44 AM
Is that chainmail for what I think it's for?cold !
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littlemissattitude
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posted July 22, 2003 02:24 AM
Whatever that was, can you please do it again?
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 23, 2003 01:37 AM
I heard you used time travel to go back to college a bunch! How many times did you graduate?
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Morbo
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posted July 23, 2003 01:45 AM
Why did the feds give you a negative on your security clearance?
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 01:56 AM
How come only Nixon could go to China?
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Morbo
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posted July 23, 2003 02:30 AM
Why are there shredded Chinese menus everywhere?
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 02:33 AM
What did Kennedy mean by that "ask not" speech?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 23, 2003 05:47 PM
Why are you throwing away that toy box?
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Annie
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posted July 23, 2003 08:01 PM
So what does this "musical chairs turkey timer" involve?
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 23, 2003 08:42 PM
What did the Montana rancher say to the Mormon Pioneers?
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filetted
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posted July 24, 2003 01:33 AM
Billy, what'd the old man say?
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Morbo
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posted July 24, 2003 04:13 AM
Ma, how can you keep seeing the Virgin Mary in every potato in a 50lb sack?
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RavenXsa
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posted July 24, 2003 07:00 AM
Why the huge smile?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 24, 2003 09:02 AM
How many years ago did you discover that growth?
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Morbo
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posted July 24, 2003 09:08 AM
Is Pat really gone?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 24, 2003 09:40 AM
Is Morbo really Pat in disguise?
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Dan_raven
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posted July 24, 2003 12:13 PM
I've digitized myself and downloaded myself into the Hatrack archives. I will live forever HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA. What do you have to say to that smart guy?
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 25, 2003 03:15 AM
Why does your modem look like it has been thwacked around?I think that it means that cows are going to take over the world.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:17 AM
Well I think it might just be a joke, what do you think?
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Mr.Funny
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posted July 25, 2003 03:20 AM
Did you hear about how they are making pubs out of different types of edible roots?
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:29 AM
Hold this for me?
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rivka
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posted July 25, 2003 03:31 AM
Why are you looking at me like that?
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 03:39 AM
Why on god's green earth did you do that?!
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 03:47 AM
Yum, what's in this beauty mask?[ July 25, 2003, 04:58 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 25, 2003 10:02 AM
Why are we here?
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Godric
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posted July 25, 2003 05:21 PM
Why is the rooster playing around with WMDs?
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 05:47 PM
Are those bullies battling for supremacy on the playground again? [ July 25, 2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 25, 2003 05:50 PM
Do you think those chinese resturant flyers will ever stop coming to your door?
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Annie
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posted July 25, 2003 08:22 PM
And why is it that you'll never love me as more than a friend?
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 09:01 PM
Hitmen: So, where is this ..Ditch digger we're after?
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 09:18 PM
Where's Feng?
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Morbo
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posted July 25, 2003 09:22 PM
Gilligan, where's Mr. Howell?
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Annie
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posted July 25, 2003 09:28 PM
Now where did that scoundrel Jack Sparrow get to?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 25, 2003 09:43 PM
What's with the little lamb, Mary?
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 25, 2003 10:07 PM
Why on earth do your children eat their spagettios can and all?
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