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littlemissattitude
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What do you mean you lost the SAT tests and I have to take it again? [Grumble]

Summer is almost over.

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LMA,

you got a perfect score. find the friggin' golden golf ball or the waitress!

flish

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*Pauses in rapture*

[ August 11, 2003, 04:46 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]

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Narnia
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(In response to Lma's answer)

What's with the fur-lined snowsuit and long johns?

I couldn't wait another minute!

[ August 11, 2003, 04:47 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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filetted
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Narnia!

Finally, somebody's talking sense.

snowsuits.

flish

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Dan_raven
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The next waltz is just begining. Can't you hold on until its over?

He's not waltzing, that's the pee-pee dance.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why is he waltzing to a song in common time?

You think you can waltz right in here and ask me--

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Bob_Scopatz
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Care to dance?

I turned the house into a mosh pit.

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rivka
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*GASP* What happened here?

Well, I don't much like applesauce.

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imogen
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Who's in for applesauce and jelly wrestling?

It's jelly, not jello.

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Dead_Horse
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How could I be pregnant when I used a diaphragm?

Take a deep breath and hold it for 60 seconds.

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Narnia
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How do I get rid of you?

I'll cry myself to sleep every night.

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Ryuko
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So what'll you do now that Alf is cancelled?

Dance naked by the firelight...

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Morbo
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What are you going to do after civilization collapses?

I'm finally going to get some payback on that high school bully.

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Dead_Horse
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Where are you going with that catapult?

I thought I'd use it for bait.

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rivka
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Why did you make so much jello?

Oooh, jiggly.

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Dan_raven
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Can you describe Ralphie in one word?

I'm going to run away now.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Hey, did you hear I'm available?

I'm pretty sure that's mine.

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Narnia
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Hey, can you believe I found this pair of chain mesh underwear while cleaning out from under the stadium bleachers?

That's a crying shame.

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Ryuko
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Could you believe I just lost my chain mail underwear?

No... (looks about guiltily)

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Dead_Horse
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Is this your thong?

It's called chain letter underwear.

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Icarus
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How'd I get all these paper cuts?

I'm getting lots of work done.

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Dan_raven
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What's been happening since you shot your boss?

That is one way to improve efficiency.

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Dead_Horse
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Can I let the cats do the dusting, and the dogs do the vacuuming and mopping?

You'd think you wouldn't have to pay them, but you do.

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Jon Boy da Boy
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Why are you giving money to dust bunnies?

How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not like that!

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filetted
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where have I heard that before?

The train's just rolled in.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Mind if I change the station?

Talk about being "off track!"

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Ryan Hart
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Did you know the Supreme Court repealed a law in Texas?

Alexander the Great truly is.

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Morbo
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Who's your favorite autocrat?

Dubya.

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Ryan Hart
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Bush or Clinton?

The Communist Manifesto

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you name the most obvious letter in the world?

Cheerios!

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rivka
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Honey, what's so important you had to wake Mommy up at 4am?

Kids!

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Narnia
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Can you please explain why the Sistine Chapel ceiling has been crayoned onto my living room wall?

It can't last.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Isn't it great when Hatrack gets so quiet?

I love the smell of thread death in the morning.

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Morbo
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Why do you get up before dawn lately?

To see Perseids. Duh.

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Why the 3D glasses?

Oh, so it's not cats, but bunnies that do it!

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Narnia
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Why didn't you tell me that you wanted MORE pets instead of shoving those two cats in a cage together?

You should be ashamed of yourself!

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Celtic Flame
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Gay priests are a-okay, don't you think?

Nobody said that would happen...

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Are you aware that because you corrupted the files on my computer, you have probably doomed the world to an eternity of tyranical(sp?) rule under Microsoft?

Quit trying to make me feel guilty.

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Morbo
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So you admit to being a Baptist?

All right, you got me.

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Narnia
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Your honor, may we present to the jury this pair of chain mesh underwear found under the defendent's BED??

You sure didn't try very hard.

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Lord Morgoth, where did it all go wrong?

It was those meddling hobbits.

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So it wasn't Scooby Doo and the gang this time?

The threat is imminent.

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Did you say that M&Ms were dangerous?

Eminem is Mini-Me spelled backwards, almost.

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Why else do you think midgets would make good rappers?

Early bone man.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Which hominid species, known for premature ejaculation, died out after the shortest timespan on Earth?

Java man.

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What was the name of that superhero that cruises around cyber space on... apples, was it?

Fruitcake. It is all FRUITCAKE!

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Ryuko
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What is this brick holding your door open?

Miter saw.

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Narnia
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That there is a crazy haircut. How in the heck...?

I know, I couldn't understand it either!

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Ryuko
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What was up with that miter saw thing?

H.

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