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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
littlemissattitude
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posted August 11, 2003 04:36 AM
What do you mean you lost the SAT tests and I have to take it again? Summer is almost over.
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filetted
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posted August 11, 2003 04:41 AM
LMA, you got a perfect score. find the friggin' golden golf ball or the waitress! flish
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filetted
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posted August 11, 2003 04:44 AM
*Pauses in rapture* [ August 11, 2003, 04:46 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 04:46 AM
(In response to Lma's answer) What's with the fur-lined snowsuit and long johns? I couldn't wait another minute! [ August 11, 2003, 04:47 AM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
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filetted
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posted August 11, 2003 04:48 AM
Narnia! Finally, somebody's talking sense. snowsuits. flish
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Dan_raven
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posted August 11, 2003 04:27 PM
The next waltz is just begining. Can't you hold on until its over? He's not waltzing, that's the pee-pee dance.
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Diosmel Duda
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posted August 11, 2003 05:56 PM
Why is he waltzing to a song in common time? You think you can waltz right in here and ask me--
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 11, 2003 06:51 PM
Care to dance? I turned the house into a mosh pit.
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rivka
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posted August 11, 2003 10:06 PM
*GASP* What happened here? Well, I don't much like applesauce.
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imogen
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posted August 11, 2003 10:32 PM
Who's in for applesauce and jelly wrestling? It's jelly, not jello.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 11, 2003 10:43 PM
How could I be pregnant when I used a diaphragm? Take a deep breath and hold it for 60 seconds.
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 11:11 PM
How do I get rid of you? I'll cry myself to sleep every night.
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Ryuko
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posted August 11, 2003 11:18 PM
So what'll you do now that Alf is cancelled? Dance naked by the firelight...
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Morbo
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posted August 12, 2003 01:33 AM
What are you going to do after civilization collapses? I'm finally going to get some payback on that high school bully.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 12, 2003 09:16 AM
Where are you going with that catapult? I thought I'd use it for bait.
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rivka
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posted August 12, 2003 11:59 AM
Why did you make so much jello? Oooh, jiggly.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 12, 2003 12:05 PM
Can you describe Ralphie in one word? I'm going to run away now.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 12, 2003 12:09 PM
Hey, did you hear I'm available? I'm pretty sure that's mine.
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Narnia
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posted August 13, 2003 02:39 AM
Hey, can you believe I found this pair of chain mesh underwear while cleaning out from under the stadium bleachers? That's a crying shame.
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Ryuko
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posted August 13, 2003 10:10 PM
Could you believe I just lost my chain mail underwear? No... (looks about guiltily)
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 13, 2003 10:38 PM
Is this your thong? It's called chain letter underwear.
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Icarus
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posted August 13, 2003 11:04 PM
How'd I get all these paper cuts? I'm getting lots of work done.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 14, 2003 04:27 PM
What's been happening since you shot your boss? That is one way to improve efficiency.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 15, 2003 01:46 AM
Can I let the cats do the dusting, and the dogs do the vacuuming and mopping? You'd think you wouldn't have to pay them, but you do.
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Jon Boy da Boy
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posted August 16, 2003 11:46 PM
Why are you giving money to dust bunnies? How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not like that!
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filetted
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posted August 16, 2003 11:48 PM
where have I heard that before? The train's just rolled in.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 17, 2003 08:01 AM
Mind if I change the station? Talk about being "off track!"
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 17, 2003 09:57 AM
Did you know the Supreme Court repealed a law in Texas? Alexander the Great truly is.
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 10:17 AM
Who's your favorite autocrat? Dubya.
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 17, 2003 10:46 AM
Bush or Clinton? The Communist Manifesto
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 17, 2003 12:19 PM
Can you name the most obvious letter in the world? Cheerios!
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rivka
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posted August 17, 2003 02:29 PM
Honey, what's so important you had to wake Mommy up at 4am? Kids!
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Narnia
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posted August 17, 2003 02:38 PM
Can you please explain why the Sistine Chapel ceiling has been crayoned onto my living room wall? It can't last.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 18, 2003 05:06 AM
Isn't it great when Hatrack gets so quiet? I love the smell of thread death in the morning.
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Morbo
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posted August 18, 2003 05:32 AM
Why do you get up before dawn lately? To see Perseids. Duh.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 18, 2003 08:27 AM
Why the 3D glasses? Oh, so it's not cats, but bunnies that do it!
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Narnia
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posted August 19, 2003 06:35 PM
Why didn't you tell me that you wanted MORE pets instead of shoving those two cats in a cage together? You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Celtic Flame
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posted August 19, 2003 11:33 PM
Gay priests are a-okay, don't you think? Nobody said that would happen...
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 20, 2003 02:21 AM
Are you aware that because you corrupted the files on my computer, you have probably doomed the world to an eternity of tyranical(sp?) rule under Microsoft? Quit trying to make me feel guilty.
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Morbo
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posted August 20, 2003 03:50 AM
So you admit to being a Baptist? All right, you got me.
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Narnia
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posted August 20, 2003 07:24 PM
Your honor, may we present to the jury this pair of chain mesh underwear found under the defendent's BED?? You sure didn't try very hard.
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Sauron
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posted August 21, 2003 03:55 AM
Lord Morgoth, where did it all go wrong? It was those meddling hobbits.
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jehovoid
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posted August 21, 2003 02:19 PM
So it wasn't Scooby Doo and the gang this time? The threat is imminent.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 21, 2003 04:34 PM
Did you say that M&Ms were dangerous? Eminem is Mini-Me spelled backwards, almost.
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jehovoid
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posted August 21, 2003 04:57 PM
Why else do you think midgets would make good rappers? Early bone man.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 22, 2003 12:03 AM
Which hominid species, known for premature ejaculation, died out after the shortest timespan on Earth? Java man.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 22, 2003 12:06 AM
What was the name of that superhero that cruises around cyber space on... apples, was it? Fruitcake. It is all FRUITCAKE!
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Ryuko
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posted August 22, 2003 12:08 AM
What is this brick holding your door open? Miter saw.
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Narnia
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posted August 22, 2003 03:06 AM
That there is a crazy haircut. How in the heck...? I know, I couldn't understand it either!
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Ryuko
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posted August 22, 2003 03:27 AM
What was up with that miter saw thing? H.
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