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SteveRogers
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Q: Have you ever tried eating hair? I hear its really good in a meatball shape?

A: Holy Binoculars Batman!

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That's Catwoman's window right over there, isn't it, Robin?

Triangles!

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Q: What is your favorite animal? ( [Evil Laugh] [Big Grin] [Razz] )

A: Did I do that?

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MEC
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Which one of you amnesia patients stole a car?

why don't I eat this squirrel instead.

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you want the possum burger?

This game is getting old.

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Can we play "keep away from Altáriël" all night?

Just the facts, Ma'am.

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Orson Scott Card
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Do you want to know what it FELT like, to have you treat me like that, filling me with passion and then treating me so badly that I was filled with despair and then fury and finally a deep sense of my own worthlessness?

Duh. I forgot to include an answer.

[ April 20, 2005, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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MEC
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Do you know why I failed you on your essay question?

No! Say it isn't so!

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*donald trump voice* Yuh fiyahed.

You just squished my only friend.

I couldn't think of a question. [Frown] But I just watched the Apprentice! [Smile]

[ April 20, 2005, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Tater ]

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MEC
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I hate monkeys! *squishes monkey*

What we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!

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What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

Alright, we'll come over and shoot her.

[ April 21, 2005, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: BryanP ]

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MEC
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911? There's some crazy lady running around on my front yard, punching herself in the head, while screaming 'WOO-HOOOO, WOOOO-HOOOOOOO'.

I'll do it, if you do it.

[ April 21, 2005, 08:17 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Orson Scott Card
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I can re it, I can fa it, I can mi, sol, la, and ti it. But ... what's left for me to do?

A miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

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What's for dinner?

Kibbles and bits and bits and bits.

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Orson Scott Card
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What do you get when you run the blender with a mouse inside?

Where should I put this mouse?

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Why is the cat so interested in your pockets?

It's under the rug. And NO, you can't!

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Where's the body, and can I touch it?

You don't let me have any (sick and perverted) fun

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MEC
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Did you hear that Orson Scot Card has decided to quit publishing books and become a furry, a lot of his fans might follow, but I won't let you.

Just kidding!

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What did pregnant Mama Goat say to Papa Goat when he asked what she doing?

Baa baa black sheep!

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They're coming out with even more baseball teams?! What's this new teams mascot?

Conjunction junction.

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The corner of Because Blvd. and Whether St. is called what?





Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. >_<

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Do you think I picked up my insanity from hanging around the mental ward too much?

I should be so lucky!

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rivka
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Have you lost your MIND?!?





All I want is a room somewhere.

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BryanP
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Don't you think we should get married before we move in together?

I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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Morbo
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OMG, do you still live for that silly thread game?! [Eek!]

The Queen has spoken, so mote it be!

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MEC
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For the last time, quit following me, I am not the frickin queen!

nine.

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How many large anchovy pizzas can you eat?

Mount Rushmore

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HesterGray
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You lost your shoes?! Where was the last place you saw them?

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

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Have you heard the one about the amnesiac comedian?

Probably while she was belly dancing on the table.

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So, when did you realize that she might have had a bit too much to drink?

You know, I just don't think we have the time.

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Help me find my watch, will you?

When my wife finds out.

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Q: When will you stop smoking that watermelon?

A: Penguins are sacred in......on.....Mars!

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Why can't you ever stick to the subject?

Over the river and up in a tree.

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BryanP
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Where is it you live again?

And true love lives on lollipops and crisps.

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MEC
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True hate lives over there.

domo arigato.

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Orson Scott Card
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Can you say something that sounds Italian but is really Japanese?

Just suppose.

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Peter
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So what do you think I should do?




That poor monkey.

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Elizabeth
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Did you hear about that animal who washed his sweet potato?

I said that.

[ April 23, 2005, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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Orson Scott Card
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Can't you ever let me be first at ANYTHING?

Swine.

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Elizabeth
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What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

I ate all four of them!

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Whatever happened to the Beatles?

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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Peter
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Have you wever gone Cow tipping?

I really love it when that happens.

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MEC
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Hey, look, the clock is still changing.

There once was a man from nantucket...

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What is the meaning of Taalcon?

I should get a life.

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Elizabeth
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Why were you up all night posting on Hatrack?

If I get to it, I will.

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Megan
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Now, do you think you'll be able to manage to conquer the world AND raise a family?

You always make everything so difficult.

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MEC
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You're next mission is to make some toast...with a toaster.

I am not a retard.

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You remind me of those places where music is supposed to slow down.

In YOUR opinion.

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Elizabeth
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Where is the best place to find the true answers to life's most difficult questions?

No, it does not work that way with women.

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MEC
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Maybe I can use this chloroform to get a girlfriend!

Look at me, look at me!

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