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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
SteveRogers
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posted April 20, 2005 04:42 PM
Q: Have you ever tried eating hair? I hear its really good in a meatball shape? A: Holy Binoculars Batman!
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advice for robots
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posted April 20, 2005 04:46 PM
That's Catwoman's window right over there, isn't it, Robin? Triangles!
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SteveRogers
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posted April 20, 2005 04:47 PM
Q: What is your favorite animal? ( ) A: Did I do that?
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MEC
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posted April 20, 2005 05:39 PM
Which one of you amnesia patients stole a car? why don't I eat this squirrel instead.
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Morbo
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posted April 20, 2005 06:14 PM
Can we play "keep away from Altáriël" all night? Just the facts, Ma'am.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 20, 2005 08:24 PM
Do you want to know what it FELT like, to have you treat me like that, filling me with passion and then treating me so badly that I was filled with despair and then fury and finally a deep sense of my own worthlessness? Duh. I forgot to include an answer. [ April 20, 2005, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]
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MEC
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posted April 20, 2005 09:23 PM
Do you know why I failed you on your essay question? No! Say it isn't so!
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Tater
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posted April 20, 2005 09:58 PM
*donald trump voice* Yuh fiyahed. You just squished my only friend. I couldn't think of a question. But I just watched the Apprentice! [ April 20, 2005, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Tater ]
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MEC
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posted April 20, 2005 10:06 PM
I hate monkeys! *squishes monkey* What we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!
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BryanP
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posted April 21, 2005 12:26 AM
What are we going to do tonight, Brain? Alright, we'll come over and shoot her. [ April 21, 2005, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: BryanP ]
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MEC
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posted April 21, 2005 08:16 AM
911? There's some crazy lady running around on my front yard, punching herself in the head, while screaming 'WOO-HOOOO, WOOOO-HOOOOOOO'. I'll do it, if you do it. [ April 21, 2005, 08:17 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 21, 2005 04:20 PM
I can re it, I can fa it, I can mi, sol, la, and ti it. But ... what's left for me to do? A miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 21, 2005 04:22 PM
What's for dinner? Kibbles and bits and bits and bits.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 21, 2005 04:26 PM
What do you get when you run the blender with a mouse inside? Where should I put this mouse?
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 21, 2005 04:29 PM
Why is the cat so interested in your pockets? It's under the rug. And NO, you can't!
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Dan_raven
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posted April 21, 2005 04:31 PM
Where's the body, and can I touch it? You don't let me have any (sick and perverted) fun
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MEC
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posted April 21, 2005 09:59 PM
Did you hear that Orson Scot Card has decided to quit publishing books and become a furry, a lot of his fans might follow, but I won't let you. Just kidding!
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jeniwren
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posted April 21, 2005 11:39 PM
What did pregnant Mama Goat say to Papa Goat when he asked what she doing? Baa baa black sheep!
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kaioshin00
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posted April 22, 2005 12:35 AM
They're coming out with even more baseball teams?! What's this new teams mascot? Conjunction junction.
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 12:56 AM
The corner of Because Blvd. and Whether St. is called what? Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. >_<
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HesterGray
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posted April 22, 2005 01:03 AM
Do you think I picked up my insanity from hanging around the mental ward too much? I should be so lucky!
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 01:12 AM
Have you lost your MIND?!? All I want is a room somewhere.
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BryanP
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posted April 22, 2005 01:53 AM
Don't you think we should get married before we move in together? I'm not living, I'm just killing time.
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Morbo
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posted April 22, 2005 06:15 AM
OMG, do you still live for that silly thread game?! The Queen has spoken, so mote it be!
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MEC
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posted April 22, 2005 09:50 AM
For the last time, quit following me, I am not the frickin queen! nine.
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lazarus
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posted April 22, 2005 12:14 PM
How many large anchovy pizzas can you eat? Mount Rushmore
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HesterGray
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posted April 22, 2005 12:58 PM
You lost your shoes?! Where was the last place you saw them? That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
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advice for robots
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posted April 22, 2005 01:02 PM
Have you heard the one about the amnesiac comedian? Probably while she was belly dancing on the table.
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Megan
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posted April 22, 2005 02:35 PM
So, when did you realize that she might have had a bit too much to drink? You know, I just don't think we have the time.
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Kent
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posted April 22, 2005 03:30 PM
Help me find my watch, will you? When my wife finds out.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 22, 2005 04:07 PM
Q: When will you stop smoking that watermelon? A: Penguins are sacred in......on.....Mars!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 22, 2005 11:40 PM
Why can't you ever stick to the subject? Over the river and up in a tree.
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BryanP
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posted April 22, 2005 11:43 PM
Where is it you live again? And true love lives on lollipops and crisps.
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MEC
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posted April 23, 2005 08:01 AM
True hate lives over there. domo arigato.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 23, 2005 10:45 PM
Can you say something that sounds Italian but is really Japanese? Just suppose.
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Peter
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posted April 23, 2005 10:54 PM
So what do you think I should do? That poor monkey.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 23, 2005 10:58 PM
Did you hear about that animal who washed his sweet potato? I said that. [ April 23, 2005, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 23, 2005 11:03 PM
Can't you ever let me be first at ANYTHING? Swine.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 23, 2005 11:04 PM
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? I ate all four of them!
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HesterGray
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posted April 23, 2005 11:05 PM
Whatever happened to the Beatles? It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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Peter
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posted April 23, 2005 11:08 PM
Have you wever gone Cow tipping? I really love it when that happens.
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MEC
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posted April 24, 2005 07:27 AM
Hey, look, the clock is still changing. There once was a man from nantucket...
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digging_holes
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posted April 24, 2005 08:44 AM
What is the meaning of Taalcon? I should get a life.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 24, 2005 09:07 AM
Why were you up all night posting on Hatrack? If I get to it, I will.
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Megan
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posted April 24, 2005 09:12 AM
Now, do you think you'll be able to manage to conquer the world AND raise a family? You always make everything so difficult.
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MEC
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posted April 24, 2005 09:25 AM
You're next mission is to make some toast...with a toaster . I am not a retard.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 24, 2005 02:18 PM
You remind me of those places where music is supposed to slow down. In YOUR opinion.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 24, 2005 02:24 PM
Where is the best place to find the true answers to life's most difficult questions? No, it does not work that way with women.
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MEC
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posted April 24, 2005 03:09 PM
Maybe I can use this chloroform to get a girlfriend! Look at me, look at me!
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