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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MEC
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posted April 11, 2005 05:49 PM
Look what I can do! UHF is the greatest movie ever.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 11, 2005 06:46 PM
Q: What is the greatest movie ever? A: I wasn't supposed to eat that donut? Is that why Satan made my head look like a donut? Its rather tasty actually.
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ludosti
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posted April 11, 2005 06:49 PM
Don't you think you need another donut like you need a hole in your head? It's the art of Feng Shui!
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HesterGray
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posted April 11, 2005 08:57 PM
How do you manage to live in that tiny, one-room apartment? Because it doesn't work after the sun goes down.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 12, 2005 12:02 AM
My father is a veggie, how com he never grows during nighttime? Of "course" Yerab'am was friends with Rehab'am! They only had perpetual wars, and one stole the other's people and land, but still!
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Swede
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posted April 12, 2005 05:57 AM
Could they be friends? Why, the Arc, of course
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Beanny
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posted April 12, 2005 07:57 AM
Looka yonder! What's that big boat doing on the mountain? Murray, for the last time - no alligators in the dining room!
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MEC
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posted April 12, 2005 08:21 AM
Hi, I'm murray, and this is an aligator in a dining room. Look it's anubis! Can we keep him, daddy?
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kaioshin00
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posted April 12, 2005 09:12 AM
What's that you found in your cereal box? They're grrrrrrrrrrreat
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 12, 2005 10:33 AM
Listen, it's already 1492, and you've observed some. So I've got a question to ask you as a Jew: What do you think of King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella? "Nya, nya, nyyya!"
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Megan
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posted April 12, 2005 10:37 AM
What do you mean, you got out of going to the meeting? And that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.
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HesterGray
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posted April 12, 2005 10:51 AM
Wait a second. You just put raisins in your scrambled eggs, and now you're adding chili powder?! There's no better way, that I can see.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 12, 2005 12:34 PM
Why did you superglue the bottom of two coke bottles to your face? Its the newest fashion from Paris.
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Goody Scrivener
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posted April 12, 2005 01:20 PM
What happened to my box of Girl Scout cookies? I don't like Spam!!!
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Dan_raven
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posted April 12, 2005 01:44 PM
What do you have against Monty Python? A ten foot long pole not named Kama-san.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 12, 2005 05:39 PM
Who is buried in that eleven-foot-long grave in the Japanese cemetery in Warsaw? They call it "the fly."
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MEC
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posted April 12, 2005 06:48 PM
What's that? *points at croch of pants* uh-huh. [ April 12, 2005, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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Marek
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posted April 12, 2005 08:36 PM
Are you sure you should be smoking in the fireworks factory? They are stealing my sanity, and my left socks.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 12, 2005 08:44 PM
Why are they taking things needing to be washed? I am a laundry cop.
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MEC
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posted April 12, 2005 09:10 PM
Why did say "You're wearing dirty clothes" and shoot me? Ok.
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mimsies
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posted April 13, 2005 02:35 AM
Will you please hold my hair out of my face while I bob for apples? They are soft and crunchy and sweet and sour and healthy all at the same time!
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Swede
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posted April 13, 2005 03:20 AM
Why do you eat apples all the time? Of course! Why shouldn't I?
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mimsies
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posted April 13, 2005 04:04 AM
Are you sure you should be eating so many apples in one sitting? Oh, I like to get them fresh whenever it is possible.
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Beanny
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posted April 13, 2005 07:47 AM
Phew... What's this horrid smell of dead fish? Blast! I knew I forgot that one!
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 07:50 AM
Hey look! You forgot one! No, I couldn't think of anything more clever.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 13, 2005 08:36 AM
Q: Why, it seems its your turn. Aren't you going to come up with something clever? A: I'm wearing a fish on my head.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 13, 2005 09:25 AM
Why don't you wear deodorant any more? It's spiderlicious!
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Megan
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posted April 13, 2005 09:27 AM
You're using chopped, dried tarantulas as a salad topping? I'm game if you are!
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katharina
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posted April 13, 2005 12:04 PM
Wanna translate the book of Genesis into Klingon again? But my mascara ran out.
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Beanny
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posted April 13, 2005 01:33 PM
My dear, you must put something on those infected eyes of yours! They look horrible! Yep. The one and only, the genius, my spiritual role model.
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Marek
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posted April 13, 2005 01:58 PM
Are you still watching your tape about bigbird? We were out of cheese, i had to substitute something.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 02:03 PM
macoroni and dirt? What is 1337?
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HesterGray
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posted April 13, 2005 02:06 PM
Numbers greater than 1,000 for $600? OK. This number comes directly after 1336. Because my mood ring says so.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 02:11 PM
your family just died, your house exploded, all of your assets were stolen, and you have been mortally wounded, why are you happy? If you say so.
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Beanny
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posted April 13, 2005 02:36 PM
You're dead, buster. Oh no, please, crucify me, hang me, burn me alive - just don't do THE THING!
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Dan_raven
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posted April 13, 2005 04:01 PM
Want me to do that THING called the Macarena? I am not trying to seduce you.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 13, 2005 04:29 PM
I really don't give a damn how many languages you speak. Why did you say that anyway, AHEM? Ouch, that hurt!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 13, 2005 04:48 PM
Hi, my name is Ouch, and I think you and your children are really ugly. Mmmmmm, about time.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 05:46 PM
Extra! Extra! All nations on earth have surrendered sovereignty to Orson Scott Card! Human is not a legal pizza topping.
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HesterGray
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posted April 13, 2005 07:03 PM
Officer, why are you arresting me? You didn't care when I chopped up my little brother, but I put him on my pizza and suddenly I'm in handcuffs? I wish I had a monkey's paw.
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mimsies
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posted April 13, 2005 07:16 PM
Why are you bringing a hacksaw to the zoo? I couldn't find one in the fridge, so I looked in the linen closet.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 07:35 PM
I thought you said you were looking for the cat... You shall be first.
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Susie Derkins
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posted April 13, 2005 07:51 PM
Who gets to try your newest invention, Monsieur Guillotine? I'd prefer not to, really.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 09:13 PM
You shall be first. uh-oh.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 13, 2005 09:29 PM
What was the first trial name for the YuGiOh game? Fred the automatic carrot.
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MEC
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posted April 13, 2005 10:40 PM
Say hello to my little friend. It's a piece of drift wood.
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BryanP
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posted April 14, 2005 12:46 AM
Is that a banana....? I'll stay home forever, where two and two always makes five.
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MEC
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posted April 14, 2005 07:45 AM
King BryanP, won't you come to the gathering in the courtyard? Are you sure it's not a skunk?
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Mahabarata
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posted April 14, 2005 08:57 AM
I swear it is my sock. 343 Guilty Spark
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