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MEC
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Look what I can do!

UHF is the greatest movie ever.

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Q: What is the greatest movie ever?

A: I wasn't supposed to eat that donut? Is that why Satan made my head look like a donut? Its rather tasty actually.

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Don't you think you need another donut like you need a hole in your head?

It's the art of Feng Shui!

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HesterGray
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How do you manage to live in that tiny, one-room apartment?

Because it doesn't work after the sun goes down.

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Jonathan Howard
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My father is a veggie, how com he never grows during nighttime?

Of "course" Yerab'am was friends with Rehab'am! They only had perpetual wars, and one stole the other's people and land, but still!

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Could they be friends?

Why, the Arc, of course

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Looka yonder! What's that big boat doing on the mountain?

Murray, for the last time - no alligators in the dining room!

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MEC
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Hi, I'm murray, and this is an aligator in a dining room.

Look it's anubis! Can we keep him, daddy?

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What's that you found in your cereal box?

They're grrrrrrrrrrreat

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Jonathan Howard
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Listen, it's already 1492, and you've observed some. So I've got a question to ask you as a Jew: What do you think of King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella?

"Nya, nya, nyyya!"

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Megan
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What do you mean, you got out of going to the meeting?

And that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.

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HesterGray
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Wait a second. You just put raisins in your scrambled eggs, and now you're adding chili powder?!

There's no better way, that I can see.

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Why did you superglue the bottom of two coke bottles to your face?

Its the newest fashion from Paris.

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Why are you naked?

I told you it was empty.

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What happened to my box of Girl Scout cookies?

I don't like Spam!!!

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What do you have against Monty Python?

A ten foot long pole not named Kama-san.

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Who is buried in that eleven-foot-long grave in the Japanese cemetery in Warsaw?

They call it "the fly."

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MEC
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What's that? *points at croch of pants*

uh-huh.

[ April 12, 2005, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Marek
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Are you sure you should be smoking in the fireworks factory?

They are stealing my sanity, and my left socks.

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Why are they taking things needing to be washed?

I am a laundry cop.

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MEC
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Why did say "You're wearing dirty clothes" and shoot me?

Ok.

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mimsies
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Will you please hold my hair out of my face while I bob for apples?

They are soft and crunchy and sweet and sour and healthy all at the same time!

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Why do you eat apples all the time?

Of course! Why shouldn't I?

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mimsies
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Are you sure you should be eating so many apples in one sitting?

Oh, I like to get them fresh whenever it is possible.

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Beanny
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Phew... What's this horrid smell of dead fish?

Blast! I knew I forgot that one!

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MEC
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Hey look! You forgot one!

No, I couldn't think of anything more clever. [Frown]

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Q: Why, it seems its your turn. Aren't you going to come up with something clever?

A: I'm wearing a fish on my head.

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Orson Scott Card
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Why don't you wear deodorant any more?

It's spiderlicious!

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Megan
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You're using chopped, dried tarantulas as a salad topping?

I'm game if you are!

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Wanna translate the book of Genesis into Klingon again?

But my mascara ran out.

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Beanny
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My dear, you must put something on those infected eyes of yours! They look horrible!

Yep. The one and only, the genius, my spiritual role model.

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Marek
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Are you still watching your tape about bigbird?

We were out of cheese, i had to substitute something.

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MEC
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macoroni and dirt?

What is 1337?

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Numbers greater than 1,000 for $600? OK. This number comes directly after 1336.

Because my mood ring says so.

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MEC
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your family just died, your house exploded, all of your assets were stolen, and you have been mortally wounded, why are you happy?

If you say so.

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Beanny
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You're dead, buster.

Oh no, please, crucify me, hang me, burn me alive - just don't do THE THING!

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Want me to do that THING called the Macarena?

I am not trying to seduce you.

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I really don't give a damn how many languages you speak. Why did you say that anyway, AHEM?

Ouch, that hurt!

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Hi, my name is Ouch, and I think you and your children are really ugly.

Mmmmmm, about time.

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Extra! Extra! All nations on earth have surrendered sovereignty to Orson Scott Card!

Human is not a legal pizza topping.

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Officer, why are you arresting me? You didn't care when I chopped up my little brother, but I put him on my pizza and suddenly I'm in handcuffs?

I wish I had a monkey's paw.

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Why are you bringing a hacksaw to the zoo?

I couldn't find one in the fridge, so I looked in the linen closet.

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MEC
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I thought you said you were looking for the cat...

You shall be first.

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Who gets to try your newest invention, Monsieur Guillotine?

I'd prefer not to, really.

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You shall be first.

uh-oh.

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What was the first trial name for the YuGiOh game?

Fred the automatic carrot.

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MEC
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Say hello to my little friend.

It's a piece of drift wood.

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Is that a banana....?

I'll stay home forever, where two and two always makes five.

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MEC
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King BryanP, won't you come to the gathering in the courtyard?

Are you sure it's not a skunk?

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I swear it is my sock.

343 Guilty Spark

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