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Kent
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Peter, what have you done?!?!

The devil's in the details.

[ May 03, 2005, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: Kent ]

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SteveRogers
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Q: Everything seems to be in order. Except....wait! Why is there a picture of flames in the corner?

A: Its not like you said I couldn't.

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Jonathan Howard
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Should I not roll around on my head, spinning?

Oh, #@!%! You are such a @%@# $@#%@ #^$ #$^% of $#%#$ #$%# and a @%$@#$ @#$ with #$%#$% ^%&$% on his @#%@#$ #$%*!!!

JH

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HesterGray
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Do you have Tourette's syndrome?

That wasn't very nice.

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MEC
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I have just destroyed the world, bwahahahahaha!

Isn't that special.

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I grew an extra head!!!!

That will definetely need surgery.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Does this foot look good? I mean the third one. How does it look?

A: I've noticed that you seem to have a blue gremlin living in your ear.

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kaioshin00
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George Bush: Does anyone know why i sound like a bumbling idiot?

Batman Begins opens April 15 will reinvent the Batman franchise!

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Peter
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You know what I'm looking forward to?



I hate them!!!

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Jonathan Howard
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Give me a Paul Jennings (Australian writer) cliche.

Ti...ai...ai...red...*yawn*. Hadn't slept a *wink*.

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kaioshin00
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Wow you look haggard

i heart circuits

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SteveRogers
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Q: Any good Weird Al songs recently? I heard he made a movie. What was it called?

A: I just ate a sock......

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Peter
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do you feel ok?



I have no idea whats going on........

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kaioshin00
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WHATS GOING ON?!

Pimples and dimples.

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Hebedee
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What are little adolescents are made of?

Auditory stimulation.

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What does it take to get you off the phone?

I put 50 cents in it.

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Megan
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Why is the gas tank of your lawnmower rattling?

Because I've run out of stamps.

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rivka
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Tell me again why you're flying 2000 miles just to deliver a letter?




A tisket, a tasket.

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Megan
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I'm looking for a kid's song for my punk band to cover. Hey, how does that easter song about the basket start again?

Well, that's disappointing.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Did yo notice that my head is missing?

A: I trained my left ear to do flips.

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MEC
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What is your greatest achievment?

no, no, no, it's UHF.

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Peter
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Is that AM or FM?


Really, I wish I could do that.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Can you fly like my pigs?

No, I said I wanted the squishy one.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Is this squashy orange okay?

A: I believe I ordered that one.

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Jonathan Howard
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Who ordered the dish of Common House Fly spiced and richly urine-sauced Mexican cattle-manure?

It's the ALLEGRO!

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MEC
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if we mix allegra, and this miracle grow, what do we get?

UHF is the best movie ever, and I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

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HesterGray
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Could there possibly be a better movie on the planet than Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

I accidently ripped my nail off.

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Megan
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[doh!]

What?! What?! Why are you screaming?

Bananas. Definitely Bananas.

[ May 05, 2005, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]

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CRash
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What type of fruit would you say my ears resemble?

Only if the lion was declawed.

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alluvion
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Ever considered being a manicurist?

It may be digital, but it sure looks painterly!

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Jonathan Howard
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What do you think of this photo?
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Orson Scott Card
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Why won't you stop fiddling with your new digital camera and listen to what I'm SAYING?

You're supposed to write a question and THEN write an answer so somebody else can ask the question to make YOUR answer seem funny.

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SteveRogers
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Q: What do you think of JH's last post? Did he not just get it or what? (I'm not coming up with anything clever today.)

A: I believe you're wearing my soap.

[ May 06, 2005, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]

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Alex21
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Q: Where did the faceless dictator's soap go?

A: Excuse me, but that is a WATERMELON.

[ May 06, 2005, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: Alex21 ]

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Beanny
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Whoa, I didn't know they made anti-pregnancy capsules this big!

Go away!

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MEC
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Hi, you've just won one million dollars!

Follow me!

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Megan
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Do you know the way to San Jose?

Shh...you'll get me in trouble!

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You don't like Ender's Game?

Shame on you. Shame, Shame, Shame.

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What, the coup was almost bloodless, why all the hand-wringing? [Dont Know]

Don't put your hands on your hips and lecture me, I hate that!

[ May 06, 2005, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Megan
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So, what did you say that made her slap you and storm off in a huff?

Yes, but only if it's turquoise.

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Q: Would you like a refill m'am?

A: I didn't get a chance to introduce Alex to Hatrack today! [Cry]

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Morbo
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You won big on Jeopardy, why are you crying?

Yeah, that's a likely scenario.

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Elizabeth
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Do you foresee yourself having fourteen children?

I wanted to tell you how much that meant to me.

[ May 06, 2005, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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How do you feel about the fact that I hate you?

No!! I only do that on Mondays.

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Treason
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Did you just stink up the bathroom?

Serenity now!!

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Morbo
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What does that impatient Buddist keep muttering?

Like you can do better.

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MEC
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You can't even do a one piece puzzle? Here, let me show you how.

It is not naked time.

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Beanny
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Please tell me...IS THAT CLOCK WEARING A SEXY SPEEDO SWINSUIT?!

I suppose there's some truth in your words.

[ May 07, 2005, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: Beanny ]

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MEC
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I always lie.

MEAT!

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Jonathan Howard
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Maniacs Eating Arbitrary Twits?

An opera is a play where when a guy gets stabbed in the back, instead of dying he starts to sing.

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