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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Kent
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posted May 03, 2005 04:24 PM
Peter, what have you done?!?! The devil's in the details. [ May 03, 2005, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: Kent ]
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SteveRogers
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posted May 03, 2005 04:25 PM
Q: Everything seems to be in order. Except....wait! Why is there a picture of flames in the corner? A: Its not like you said I couldn't.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 04, 2005 11:48 AM
Should I not roll around on my head, spinning? Oh, #@!%! You are such a @%@# $@#%@ #^$ #$^% of $#%#$ #$%# and a @%$@#$ @#$ with #$%#$% ^%&$% on his @#%@#$ #$%*!!! JH
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HesterGray
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posted May 04, 2005 12:59 PM
Do you have Tourette's syndrome? That wasn't very nice.
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MEC
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posted May 04, 2005 01:58 PM
I have just destroyed the world, bwahahahahaha! Isn't that special.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 04, 2005 02:54 PM
I grew an extra head!!!! That will definetely need surgery.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 04, 2005 04:10 PM
Q: Does this foot look good? I mean the third one. How does it look? A: I've noticed that you seem to have a blue gremlin living in your ear.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 04, 2005 05:41 PM
George Bush: Does anyone know why i sound like a bumbling idiot? Batman Begins opens April 15 will reinvent the Batman franchise!
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Peter
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posted May 04, 2005 05:48 PM
You know what I'm looking forward to? I hate them!!!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 04, 2005 05:53 PM
Give me a Paul Jennings (Australian writer) cliche. Ti...ai...ai...red...*yawn*. Hadn't slept a *wink*.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 04, 2005 05:55 PM
Wow you look haggard i heart circuits
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SteveRogers
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posted May 04, 2005 06:16 PM
Q: Any good Weird Al songs recently? I heard he made a movie. What was it called? A: I just ate a sock......
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Peter
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posted May 04, 2005 06:24 PM
do you feel ok? I have no idea whats going on........
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kaioshin00
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posted May 04, 2005 06:43 PM
WHATS GOING ON?! Pimples and dimples.
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Hebedee
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posted May 04, 2005 11:03 PM
What are little adolescents are made of? Auditory stimulation.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 05, 2005 12:11 AM
What does it take to get you off the phone? I put 50 cents in it.
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Megan
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posted May 05, 2005 01:18 AM
Why is the gas tank of your lawnmower rattling? Because I've run out of stamps.
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rivka
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posted May 05, 2005 01:35 AM
Tell me again why you're flying 2000 miles just to deliver a letter? A tisket, a tasket.
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Megan
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posted May 05, 2005 09:17 AM
I'm looking for a kid's song for my punk band to cover. Hey, how does that easter song about the basket start again? Well, that's disappointing.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 05, 2005 01:38 PM
Q: Did yo notice that my head is missing? A: I trained my left ear to do flips.
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MEC
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posted May 05, 2005 01:55 PM
What is your greatest achievment? no, no, no, it's UHF.
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Peter
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posted May 05, 2005 01:57 PM
Is that AM or FM? Really, I wish I could do that.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 05, 2005 04:13 PM
Q: Is this squashy orange okay? A: I believe I ordered that one.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 05, 2005 06:55 PM
Who ordered the dish of Common House Fly spiced and richly urine-sauced Mexican cattle-manure? It's the ALLEGRO!
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MEC
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posted May 05, 2005 11:04 PM
if we mix allegra, and this miracle grow, what do we get? UHF is the best movie ever, and I will kill anyone who says otherwise.
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HesterGray
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posted May 05, 2005 11:11 PM
Could there possibly be a better movie on the planet than Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ? I accidently ripped my nail off.
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Megan
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posted May 05, 2005 11:16 PM
[doh!] What?! What?! Why are you screaming? Bananas. Definitely Bananas. [ May 05, 2005, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
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CRash
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posted May 06, 2005 01:55 AM
What type of fruit would you say my ears resemble? Only if the lion was declawed.
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alluvion
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posted May 06, 2005 03:00 AM
Ever considered being a manicurist? It may be digital, but it sure looks painterly!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 06, 2005 10:11 AM
Why won't you stop fiddling with your new digital camera and listen to what I'm SAYING? You're supposed to write a question and THEN write an answer so somebody else can ask the question to make YOUR answer seem funny.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 06, 2005 10:12 AM
Q: What do you think of JH's last post? Did he not just get it or what? (I'm not coming up with anything clever today.) A: I believe you're wearing my soap. [ May 06, 2005, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
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Alex21
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posted May 06, 2005 10:30 AM
Q: Where did the faceless dictator's soap go? A: Excuse me, but that is a WATERMELON. [ May 06, 2005, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: Alex21 ]
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Beanny
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posted May 06, 2005 11:41 AM
Whoa, I didn't know they made anti-pregnancy capsules this big! Go away!
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MEC
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posted May 06, 2005 02:11 PM
Hi, you've just won one million dollars! Follow me!
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Megan
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posted May 06, 2005 02:34 PM
Do you know the way to San Jose? Shh...you'll get me in trouble!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 06, 2005 04:09 PM
You don't like Ender's Game? Shame on you. Shame, Shame, Shame.
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Morbo
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posted May 06, 2005 04:27 PM
What, the coup was almost bloodless, why all the hand-wringing? Don't put your hands on your hips and lecture me, I hate that! [ May 06, 2005, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Megan
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posted May 06, 2005 04:46 PM
So, what did you say that made her slap you and storm off in a huff? Yes, but only if it's turquoise.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 06, 2005 05:41 PM
Q: Would you like a refill m'am? A: I didn't get a chance to introduce Alex to Hatrack today!
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Morbo
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posted May 06, 2005 05:47 PM
You won big on Jeopardy, why are you crying? Yeah, that's a likely scenario.
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Elizabeth
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posted May 06, 2005 05:51 PM
Do you foresee yourself having fourteen children? I wanted to tell you how much that meant to me. [ May 06, 2005, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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BryanP
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posted May 06, 2005 06:14 PM
How do you feel about the fact that I hate you? No!! I only do that on Mondays.
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Treason
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posted May 06, 2005 08:47 PM
Did you just stink up the bathroom? Serenity now!!
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Morbo
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posted May 07, 2005 06:30 AM
What does that impatient Buddist keep muttering? Like you can do better.
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MEC
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posted May 07, 2005 07:51 AM
You can't even do a one piece puzzle? Here, let me show you how. It is not naked time.
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Beanny
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posted May 07, 2005 08:08 AM
Please tell me...IS THAT CLOCK WEARING A SEXY SPEEDO SWINSUIT?! I suppose there's some truth in your words. [ May 07, 2005, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: Beanny ]
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MEC
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posted May 07, 2005 10:51 AM
I always lie. MEAT!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 07, 2005 01:46 PM
Maniacs Eating Arbitrary Twits? An opera is a play where when a guy gets stabbed in the back, instead of dying he starts to sing.
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