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Bob_Scopatz
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Couldn't you have just ignored that voice in your head?

Your car smells.

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Paul
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Why did we have to walk all the way to Maryland?

Gina said that I had jelly legs.

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Vampyr1818
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Yes and as a recap for our therapy class, what did you tell me happened last time?

Because Michael Jackson is evil.

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advice for robots
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Edit: for Paul’s…
Why are you spreading peanut butter on your arms?

For Vamp’s…
Why is the devil getting his horns reduced?

Odd, I left it right here…

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Paul
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Do you have any idea why your comb is in my pants?

Because I was afraid of what the Pope would say.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why did you cancel the Apocalypse?

Armageddon kind of tired.

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Sopwith
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Why did you give up nuclear arms?

It's just that time of day, I guess.

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Diosmel Duda
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What time is it?

Only if you beg me.

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Paul
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Can't you just shut up?

I said KILLER WHALE, not NAKED ORANGUTAN!

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Dan_raven
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I am a Hit Man, Captain Quig. I don't strip monkeys for money. Now do you have someone you want me to Kill?

There she blows!

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Frisco
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[must...resist....]

So, you finally found the reverse switch on your shop vac?

WooHoo! I deserve a medal!

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T_Smith
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Do you know that this is the 8th day in a row you've come in late?

Well, if thats how you feel I should probably stop doing it.

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Nick
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Are we going to make this the longest Hatrack thread ever?

Please, don't shoot my purple dog!

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littlemissattitude
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Do you really think you should have left your purple dog out in the purple rain?

Cinderella doesn't have very many props.

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Vampyr1818
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What is wrong with the play?

Valentine's Day.

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Tstorm
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You're crying! What holiday is it now?

It's a beautiful day.

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Feyd Baron
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Was that a tornado that just went by?

90% work, 10% drunken barn dance.

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IndexCard
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Can anyone describe Emperor Palpatine for me?

It was the miniature donkey.

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Frisco
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Is Ralphie around? I keep hearing people talking about a small ass.

Well, after about an hour with a meat tenderizer.

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flyby
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Did she ever stop beating you after you told her that you had cheated on her?

Nope, not in a million years, I would never give THAT up.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you like us to remove your third nipple?

Free brochures!

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Dead_Horse
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How can I find out the proper procedure for taping these stupid ducks to my windows?

Two guys are on the barn roof.

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Frisco
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Something wrong? You don't look so stable.

About three feet too far.

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Bob_Scopatz
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[ccrrrk]That's, uh, one small step for a man
[ccrrrrk]One giant leap for mankiaaaaaaaieeeeaaaaaa[ccccrrccck]

(okay, so it wasn't a question...sue me. It's funny)

The gravity of the situation escapes me.

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DeathofBees
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There's a dead body in the Battle Room! Don't you care??

Cornflakes every morning for the rest of my life.

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Strider
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What the heck can you possibly want with your own cereal factory?

if it wasn't in front of me i wouldn't believe it.

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Dan_raven
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How excited are you with your Valentines date?

Its the mood of the season. It's not a good mood, but it fits the season.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?

At least it's not someone else's...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are you drinking Hemlock?

Donner party of 50...

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littlemissattitude
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Did that meat seem a little stringy to you?

I'm over here.

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Vampyr1818
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Where is heaven?

I hate those, especially the fuzzy kind.

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Nato
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Want a pet Bob_Scopatz of your very own for Valentine's Day?

My sister had one of those once, but it broke.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why are you so completely heartless?

Valentine's Day, no doubt.

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T_Smith
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Whats the deal with all these stupid hearts and giddy little smiles?

I love Singles Awareness Day.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna listen to my old 45's?

Yes, I can!!!

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Vampyr1818
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I don't think you could kick yourself in the head.

Well, I hated it.

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Dan_raven
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You are so negative. I loved my Valentine's Day card from Vana.

That frog can sing.

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DeathofBees
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Miss Piggy just can't help herself.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Moi loves Vous?

I'm watching you, always.

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littlemissattitude
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Don't you have to sleep sometime?

Yes, I read all those books.

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flyby
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Have you read any of the books in the Library of Congress?

She told me to do it! Really, it's not my fault.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Naughty San Andreas! What have you done this time?

The fault lies not in our stars, but in our paparrazi.

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littlemissattitude
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Is that why so many of the paparazzi hang out in Los Angeles?

There's orange juice in the refrigerator.

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Godric
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Can you help me make a screwdriver?

Phillips or flathead.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What should we name this new humanoid species I've discovered?

Colonel Mustard withh...... a herring!

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T_Smith
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So, who commited the murder in the Monty Python version of clue?

Don't be so jealous.

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altaris
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What the hell are you doing with that oyster ?

Just to my girlfriend and a cucumber.

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Vampyr1818
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When do you say 'I love you'?

Cool...beans.

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Nato
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Do you like what I got you for your birthday?

It's okay because I'm nearly blind.

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Nick
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Thanks for driving, I was really tired, are you sure you're ok with it?

I saw it.

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