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Kent
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Have any of the grandkids seen grandma's dentures and wig?

I did it for love, the love of not going to jail.

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MEC
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Why did you blow up all the prisions in the world?

DESTROY ALL HUMANS!

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Jonathan Howard
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Do you have a secret fetish?

Bleep.

[ April 24, 2005, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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MEC
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bloop?

teehee!

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Jonathan Howard
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Deehee?

There were seven constapated men in the Bible:

Kain (sp?) - he wasn't Able;
Noah - he sat for 40 days;
Moses - he split the water;
Joshua - he brought the walls down;
Sampson - he brought the house down.

And I can't remember the other two.

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Orson Scott Card
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Hey, Reverend? What do you think about while sitting on the toilet?

Aaaaaaah!

[ April 24, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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Jonathan Howard
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If I -- right now -- read you thoughts while you're sitting on the toilet, what would be my reply?

Why not?

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Elizabeth
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Can I steal my children's money from their college fund just one more time?

When I hear that, it makes me giggle.

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Papa Moose
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So, what do you think CT's response to this post would be?

Seven Wheat Thins, but two are broken.

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Jonathan Howard
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Antidisstablishmentarianism!!!

[divinity] DEUS VULT! ET ES APIKORUS! [/divinity]

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Dead_Horse
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Will you help me with my homework?

Two large carrion eating birds ate my white fluffy homemade candy.

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Jonathan Howard
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Food, please!

Yes, I am able to pull my legs behind my head and hop about on my crotch. It's not very fun, but possible.

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Megan
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So, it says on your resume you have unusual talents?

Hey, you picked this movie, not me!

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Jonathan Howard
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Why in God's name are we watching lesbian pornography for our Anniversary?

He's a glass-gazing, supreserviceable, finical rogue and a hopeless, three-suited, hundred-pound, lily-livered shame for the son and heir of a mongeral bitch.

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Orson Scott Card
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If he isn't a bubble-mouthing, fog-blathering, chin-chuttering, chap-flapping, liturgical turgidical base old man, then what IS he?

I would never quote Christopher Fry!

[ April 25, 2005, 04:04 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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Elizabeth
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Did you think I would fall for your egoistical meanderings just because you quoted a guy I have never heard of?

It barely ever rains there.

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MEC
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What's the worst thing you can think of, about living on the moon?

The worst thing I ever stole was a piece of food from a family member's plate at a restaurant, man that food tasted awful.

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SteveRogers
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Q: What the worst, and yet stupidest thing you've ever done?

A: I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.

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Peter
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So......what do you think?

This one goes first.

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Jenny Gardener
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I can't seem to make heads or tails of these roundworms...

Truly, your intimacy is deplored.

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Trashcan_Man
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I found out he's been giving gifts to ALL children at Christmas.

1988.

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Megan
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So, what time period would you like to explore with my brand-spankin'-new time machine?

Because only twelve-year-old boys question my answers.

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HesterGray
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Why did you tell that twelve-year-old girl that the "Macarena" is our national anthem?

I wish I had shoes.

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Dan_raven
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What reward doth thou desire for thy marvelous feat?

Puns make the world groan.

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Morbo
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You have the power to cause earthquakes, are you sure?

Never trust an ice cream truck driver.

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SteveRogers
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Q: So what advice do you have for me before I leave for Earth, Father?

A: I only answer stupid questions.

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MEC
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I got it! To solve all the worlds problems, how about we run around and tip cows?

NO ONE LI--- *dies*

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Orson Scott Card
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Anyone who doesn't like me, I'm going to kill with my remote mind-mixer. It's a good thing for you that YOU like me, isn't it!

I need a change of underwear.

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MEC
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What the hell is that smell?

Oh no, the car!

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HesterGray
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Hey, that guy with the spray paint, is he a friend of yours?

No, I have too much stuff to carry.

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MEC
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Would you be able to tell me why you are carrying so much stuff?

That's not a carrot, this is a carrot.

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Peter
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Welcome to culinary 101. Do you see this round green vegetable? this is what we call a carrot.

That's the conclusion???

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MEC
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And from this, one can conclude that, HOLY CRAP A BOMB! *BOOM!*

Are you sure you don't want me to wear this?

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Jonathan Howard
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You know that those underpants are see-through?

I think that... *BANG!*

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Zalmoxis
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What would you think if I told you that you have three second in which to not bore me?

Nope. It's what got left behind.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Did you forget my lightning bolts? AGAIN!?

A: I didn't think the Tooth Fairy could be so violent! But there she is, front page of the Post Dispatch! I can't believe she ripped that kids tonsils out.

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Megan
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Do you think you could write an answer so ridiculous that no question could be asked of it?

Because that's what it was made to do.

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Jonathan Howard
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Why is it called a Rooner-spism?

I see, you see, we all see it's icy!

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Megan
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Hey, didn't anyone tell you all to be careful on that step?!

Because I've never been more tired than I am right now.

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Jonathan Howard
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Why did your wife log on to the Chat room nicknames "SSSS - Sucks [to] Spouse Sleeping [during] Sex"?

---
And henceforth, use SHAKESPEARE invented words for swearing, or Connolly style. That is:

Fudge, Shaitte, deamnne, barse, bubble (b*gger).

[ April 27, 2005, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Jonathan Howard
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Q: Why the @!#%@(#$@#$(*#@^%)(@&#$!$@ did no-one answer that, and was this too vulgar?

A: Anything you want, you can have; provided I don't want it.

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peterh
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May I borrow your soul?

Yes, I'll have the sole.

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Megan
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Welcome to Hell's Diner. Have you decided what you're having?

Well, as long as it makes sense, I guess we'll all be happy.

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Little_Doctor
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What are your expectations for the Social Security reforms?

Of course, I'm sitting on it right now!

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Orson Scott Card
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Don't you have a brain?

The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

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Megan
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Alright, can you tell us what caused you to commit arson?

Yes, pink, gold, and purple.

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Orson Scott Card
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Do you have any of those cute little bikini swimsuits I could borrow?

Dogs smell like that, when they're wet.

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Megan
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Phew! What scent is THAT colonge supposed to be?

Well, I haven't checked the back room recently.

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ketchupqueen
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Did you ever think anything could smell as bad as that meatloaf did?

No, that's not normal for her.

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Orson Scott Card
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Does she always do that in the back room?

I cleverly replied to two posts at once.

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