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Jonathan Howard
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Q: Do you know what are Hatrack's semantics for "Double Trouble"?

A: Zedekiah then was caught / with such a quick surprise, / To land of Chaldee he was brought; / The King took out his eyes.

[ April 29, 2005, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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SteveRogers
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Q: What is the best random mutterance you've got? Come on, throw it at me!

A: I fell off a roller coaster and broke my legs when I was nine.

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Megan
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What's the worst childhood disaster that you suffered?

I suppose that's a possibility, if the weather's good.

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Elizabeth
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Do you think I can hike from Boston to Albany tomorrow?

It was the fifth time it happened.

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MEC
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How did you know it was five o' clock from that noise?

Yes, I am happy to see you.

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Are you muttering behind the telescopic site of that 50 caliber machingun you are pointing in my general direction?

A long question deserves a long answer.

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MEC
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It's a yes or no question, what the hell is taking so long?

goodbye!

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Megan
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So, what was your response when she told you she was going on a rafting trip across the Pacific?

Because if I did that, I'd never get ANY work done.

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Why dont you join the hatrack river forum?

Count me in.

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Megan
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We're going on a worldwide expedition to find and experience the most painful rites of passage that man has invented; wanna come?

Well, it's kinda itchy, and it rides up in the crotch.

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Jonathan Howard
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Why won't you molest that mosquito?

Pimple, pimple, little brat,
Why the *BEEP* are you so fat?!
On my face - you piece of *BEEP* -
You perpetually just sit!

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Beanny
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Now, how did that Robert Frost poem go?

'cause I've got nothing to lose.

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Megan
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Why did you post an answer that I could finally question?

Because it's still true, no matter how many times you say it.

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Jonathan Howard
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I didn't do it! I didn't do it! Why are you grinning sinisterly? (gr?)

Oh, dear! What a shame!

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Elizabeth
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Did you know I ate all of the cookies in the cook-cookie jar?

It was fifty dollars.

[ May 01, 2005, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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How much did it cost to fill up your tank?

Grinning like a madman.

[ May 01, 2005, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Treason ]

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What was he doing that made you think he was the Joker?

I'm Batman.

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We know you didn't get a good look, but who was it that robbed the bank?





Mine's ganbling.

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Elizabeth
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What is the word you always misspell?

I just love those things!

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MEC
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Hey look! Dirt!

STELLLAAAA!

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Megan
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Ok, what do you think I should say to get our server's attention?

Well, yes, but I want it in another color.

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Do you want blue-cheese dressing on your salad?

That is a great big crouton.

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Q: What are you staring at?

A: Thats horrible. You don't have ANY teeth?

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MEC
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I ran out of teeth to pull for the tooth fairy...

3.141592653589793

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Megan
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Alright, time for a geek test: How many digits of pi do you know by heart?

In my world, they do!

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Jonathan Howard
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I don't know much about elves, but they don't put their legs behind their face and then roll around to their wanted destination.

A blue tree just sniffed orange-flavoured cocaine in my backyard, so OF COURSE!

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Sweet William
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Why was your backyard just declared a federally protected wetland?

Because I really want to shoot something.

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Megan
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So, why, exactly, are you making bullet-shaped ice-cube molds?

Well, I'll make sure my answers are answers and my questions are questions, then.

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HesterGray
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Did you know that it's not as fun when your question is a statment and your answer is a question?

It's up in the tree, next to the pencil sharpener.

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Jonathan Howard
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Could I lend a pencil from you, Sir Cat? Please?

If it weren't for me, he'd still be around!

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Q: Whatever REALLY happened to Elvis anyway?

A: You know. That one song. That, that, that one song. The one about that one thing?

[ May 02, 2005, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]

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Megan
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What are you talking about?

Well, it would be funny, but you're going about it all wrong.

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HesterGray
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Watermelon. Watermelon who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Get it?

I guess I picked the wrong day to stop wearing deoderant.

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Q: Does anyone else smell dead racoon?

A: So I'm in love with a hippy!

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Why are you buying someone wide pants?

I'm clowning around.

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Why on earth are you wearing that silly painted-on grin...and what on earth happened to your feet?

Well, if you must know, I'm doing it for a friend.

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Why are you letting that pekinese hump your ankle?

Wear longer socks.

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MEC
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My feet are swelling up, what should I do?

Eat the rabbit!

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Jonathan Howard
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But Smeagol doesn't knows what to do with the chipses and the meatses you did in Elveses' ways!

I live in and on a bank.

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So, what did you mean when you said it was time to make some change in your life?

I think they're only getting what they deserve.

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Someone just pie'd the entire US House of Representatives. What do you think about that?

I love lemon tarts.

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Dude, I think those tarts just assasinated the president.

She winked at me.

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MEC
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What the hell? why did you beat the crap out of that lady?

[Blushing]

[ May 03, 2005, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Megan
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Oh, my GOSH, WHAT are you wearing?!

Yes, in fact, I have them right here.

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Do you think I've lost my marbles?

That is just crazzzzzzzy talk.

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Megan
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Do you think that just maybe we could discuss politics without screaming at each other?

Well, I think chocolate is the answer.

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Do you think food is the answer to all your problems?

It was just Big Bird, I swear!

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Q: Who else have you been dealing drugs too?

A: AACK!!!!

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Megan
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Hey, isn't that a giant spider crawling on your shoulder toward your neck?

They say that it's the best way to cook your beans.

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Q: HEY! What are you doing with that flamethrower?

A: I may or may not have just cut off your left ear.

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