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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Jonathan Howard
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posted April 29, 2005 03:04 AM
Q: Do you know what are Hatrack's semantics for "Double Trouble"? A: Zedekiah then was caught / with such a quick surprise, / To land of Chaldee he was brought; / The King took out his eyes. [ April 29, 2005, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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SteveRogers
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posted April 29, 2005 08:35 AM
Q: What is the best random mutterance you've got? Come on, throw it at me! A: I fell off a roller coaster and broke my legs when I was nine.
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Megan
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posted April 29, 2005 08:39 AM
What's the worst childhood disaster that you suffered? I suppose that's a possibility, if the weather's good.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 29, 2005 09:20 AM
Do you think I can hike from Boston to Albany tomorrow? It was the fifth time it happened.
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MEC
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posted April 29, 2005 10:26 AM
How did you know it was five o' clock from that noise? Yes, I am happy to see you.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 29, 2005 10:55 AM
Are you muttering behind the telescopic site of that 50 caliber machingun you are pointing in my general direction? A long question deserves a long answer.
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MEC
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posted April 29, 2005 11:18 AM
It's a yes or no question, what the hell is taking so long? goodbye!
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Megan
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posted April 29, 2005 11:20 AM
So, what was your response when she told you she was going on a rafting trip across the Pacific? Because if I did that, I'd never get ANY work done.
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kaioshin00
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posted April 29, 2005 11:34 AM
Why dont you join the hatrack river forum? Count me in.
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Megan
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posted April 29, 2005 11:50 AM
We're going on a worldwide expedition to find and experience the most painful rites of passage that man has invented; wanna come? Well, it's kinda itchy, and it rides up in the crotch.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 01, 2005 10:39 AM
Why won't you molest that mosquito? Pimple, pimple, little brat, Why the *BEEP* are you so fat?! On my face - you piece of *BEEP* - You perpetually just sit!
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Beanny
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posted May 01, 2005 11:56 AM
Now, how did that Robert Frost poem go? 'cause I've got nothing to lose.
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Megan
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posted May 01, 2005 11:57 AM
Why did you post an answer that I could finally question? Because it's still true, no matter how many times you say it.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 01, 2005 12:02 PM
I didn't do it! I didn't do it! Why are you grinning sinisterly? (gr?) Oh, dear! What a shame!
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Elizabeth
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posted May 01, 2005 02:36 PM
Did you know I ate all of the cookies in the cook-cookie jar? It was fifty dollars. [ May 01, 2005, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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Treason
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posted May 01, 2005 04:14 PM
How much did it cost to fill up your tank? Grinning like a madman. [ May 01, 2005, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Treason ]
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Dan_raven
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posted May 01, 2005 04:22 PM
What was he doing that made you think he was the Joker? I'm Batman.
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Peter
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posted May 01, 2005 04:25 PM
We know you didn't get a good look, but who was it that robbed the bank? Mine's ganbling.
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Elizabeth
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posted May 01, 2005 04:37 PM
What is the word you always misspell? I just love those things!
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MEC
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posted May 01, 2005 05:33 PM
Hey look! Dirt! STELLLAAAA!
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Megan
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posted May 01, 2005 08:48 PM
Ok, what do you think I should say to get our server's attention? Well, yes, but I want it in another color.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 01, 2005 08:59 PM
Do you want blue-cheese dressing on your salad? That is a great big crouton.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 02, 2005 08:46 AM
Q: What are you staring at? A: Thats horrible. You don't have ANY teeth?
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MEC
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posted May 02, 2005 09:46 AM
I ran out of teeth to pull for the tooth fairy... 3.141592653589793
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Megan
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posted May 02, 2005 11:05 AM
Alright, time for a geek test: How many digits of pi do you know by heart? In my world, they do!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 02, 2005 01:20 PM
I don't know much about elves, but they don't put their legs behind their face and then roll around to their wanted destination. A blue tree just sniffed orange-flavoured cocaine in my backyard, so OF COURSE!
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Sweet William
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posted May 02, 2005 01:26 PM
Why was your backyard just declared a federally protected wetland? Because I really want to shoot something.
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Megan
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posted May 02, 2005 01:32 PM
So, why, exactly, are you making bullet-shaped ice-cube molds? Well, I'll make sure my answers are answers and my questions are questions, then.
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HesterGray
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posted May 02, 2005 02:41 PM
Did you know that it's not as fun when your question is a statment and your answer is a question? It's up in the tree, next to the pencil sharpener.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 02, 2005 03:43 PM
Could I lend a pencil from you, Sir Cat? Please? If it weren't for me, he'd still be around!
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SteveRogers
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posted May 02, 2005 06:43 PM
Q: Whatever REALLY happened to Elvis anyway? A: You know. That one song. That, that, that one song. The one about that one thing? [ May 02, 2005, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
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Megan
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posted May 02, 2005 09:29 PM
What are you talking about? Well, it would be funny, but you're going about it all wrong.
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HesterGray
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posted May 02, 2005 09:34 PM
Knock, knock. Who's there? Watermelon. Watermelon who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Get it? I guess I picked the wrong day to stop wearing deoderant.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 02, 2005 09:38 PM
Q: Does anyone else smell dead racoon? A: So I'm in love with a hippy!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 02, 2005 09:45 PM
Why are you buying someone wide pants? I'm clowning around.
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Megan
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posted May 02, 2005 10:50 PM
Why on earth are you wearing that silly painted-on grin...and what on earth happened to your feet? Well, if you must know, I'm doing it for a friend.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 03, 2005 12:03 AM
Why are you letting that pekinese hump your ankle? Wear longer socks.
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MEC
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posted May 03, 2005 06:42 AM
My feet are swelling up, what should I do? Eat the rabbit!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 03, 2005 06:50 AM
But Smeagol doesn't knows what to do with the chipses and the meatses you did in Elveses' ways! I live in and on a bank.
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Megan
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posted May 03, 2005 08:46 AM
So, what did you mean when you said it was time to make some change in your life? I think they're only getting what they deserve.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 03, 2005 10:40 AM
Someone just pie'd the entire US House of Representatives. What do you think about that? I love lemon tarts.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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posted May 03, 2005 10:42 AM
Dude, I think those tarts just assasinated the president. She winked at me.
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MEC
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posted May 03, 2005 12:03 PM
What the hell? why did you beat the crap out of that lady? [ May 03, 2005, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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Megan
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posted May 03, 2005 12:36 PM
Oh, my GOSH, WHAT are you wearing?! Yes, in fact, I have them right here.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 03, 2005 01:03 PM
Do you think I've lost my marbles? That is just crazzzzzzzy talk.
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Megan
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posted May 03, 2005 03:17 PM
Do you think that just maybe we could discuss politics without screaming at each other? Well, I think chocolate is the answer.
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ketchupqueen
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posted May 03, 2005 03:20 PM
Do you think food is the answer to all your problems? It was just Big Bird, I swear!
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SteveRogers
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posted May 03, 2005 04:09 PM
Q: Who else have you been dealing drugs too? A: AACK!!!!
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Megan
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posted May 03, 2005 04:10 PM
Hey, isn't that a giant spider crawling on your shoulder toward your neck? They say that it's the best way to cook your beans.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 03, 2005 04:21 PM
Q: HEY! What are you doing with that flamethrower? A: I may or may not have just cut off your left ear.
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