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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MEC
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posted May 12, 2005 07:33 PM
3 buckets of saliva. Don't do what he says! He's evil!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 12, 2005 09:52 PM
So...what do you think of our new moderator? He's a man with a mission.
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rivka
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posted May 12, 2005 10:02 PM
What were you saying about some guy who bought an old piece of California real estate? Lucy! I'm home!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 12, 2005 10:05 PM
What did Elliot Ness say to Lucky Luciano after he ran the bases at the annual Mobster/G-Man softball game? that was a stretch.
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alluvion
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posted May 13, 2005 01:27 AM
What did the coach murmur to his team after the 7th inning? Yoga Beara declined to comment.
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CRash
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posted May 13, 2005 01:48 AM
Why in the world did you get a Yogi Bear quote on baseball? I want the salami, darn it!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 13, 2005 10:20 AM
I can offer you some quiche... Three blind mouses.
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MEC
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posted May 13, 2005 11:30 AM
What's worse than three blind mice? stoopid monkey.
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Hot Fudge Sauce
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posted May 13, 2005 12:50 PM
What does that caption under your picture say? Purple crayons have feelings, too.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 13, 2005 12:53 PM
Why are you so against violet violence? Paper jam.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 13, 2005 01:12 PM
What is that purple stuff smeared all around the paper intake drawer on the xerox machine? Lachrymose.
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Megan
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posted May 13, 2005 01:20 PM
So, how did you feel when your prize onion was sliced up by the judges before your very eyes? I hate to say this, but I'm actually considering it.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 13, 2005 01:26 PM
So are you going to accept $50 for letting your dog be used in the Vivisect Your Pet reality show on CBS? Not THOSE undershorts, for heaven's sake.
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HesterGray
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posted May 13, 2005 01:29 PM
Do you think we ought to run these up the flag pole? I would be happy to hear your life story.
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Megan
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posted May 13, 2005 01:35 PM
What did you say to him that made him tie you to a chair and keep you in his apartment for 12 hours? You're sick. Really, really sick.
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Peter
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posted May 13, 2005 01:53 PM
What's your biggest fantasy? Wanna hear mine? No, of course I don't want to.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 13, 2005 03:50 PM
Are you trying to seduce me? You never let me have any fun.
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Megan
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posted May 13, 2005 03:59 PM
Now, now, do you really think it's a good idea to put firecrackers in the toilet to try to make it explode? Well, that certainly is depressing.
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Griffin
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posted May 13, 2005 04:04 PM
I've been listening to Britney Spears. Like OMG!
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Peter
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posted May 13, 2005 05:38 PM
Have you been listening to britney Spears? No I haven't, you silly
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advice for robots
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posted May 13, 2005 05:45 PM
Have you ever kippled? Just use a Frisbee and some motor oil.
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Griffin
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posted May 13, 2005 05:53 PM
What did you say you woke up to last saturaday? I don't know? Ask her .
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Peter
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posted May 13, 2005 06:04 PM
Who's biggest fear is herself? Yes, I do like monkeys.
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digging_holes
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posted May 13, 2005 06:41 PM
Would you date a lower primate? I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it violates my aesthetic principles.
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Griffin
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posted May 13, 2005 06:46 PM
What's 2 + 2? Yell you what I'm going to do, first I'm going to dig a hole, second I'm going to put you know what in the hole, and then I'll run the 10 mile.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted May 13, 2005 07:48 PM
What do you think you're doing with my shovel? I prefer mine dipped in chocolate.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 13, 2005 07:54 PM
What are you doing the rest of my life? I'm rewiring the internet. edit: this was in response to the prior post, but it actually cracked me up even more...
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Griffin
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posted May 13, 2005 08:04 PM
Eruve Nandiriel this is a court of law. You need to tell the court what happend on Friday the 13th! First paper. Then plastic.
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HesterGray
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posted May 13, 2005 09:08 PM
What's the best way to keep the lamb chops fresh on your way back from the butcher? I painted you a masterpiece!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 13, 2005 09:11 PM
How is the history of money like the history of grocery shopping? edit: Ughh!@!! people keep beating me! Okay, new one for Hester's post: Hon, what happened to all the barbecue sauce? I'm suffering from Lego block.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 13, 2005 09:47 PM
What do you mean Ex-lax won't help? I hope it is a small one.
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Griffin
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posted May 13, 2005 09:49 PM
I keep telling you smokings bad for your health. And what do you always say? edit: this is for Dan_raven---I'm going shopping for a mini-mp3 player. You can't get me Bob_Scopatz I'm the ginger bread man. [ May 13, 2005, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Griffin ]
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Dan_raven
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posted May 13, 2005 09:59 PM
Did you know that Bob_Scopatz is invulnerable, except for his fatal allergy to ginger? I am more allergic to Mary Ann.
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Morbo
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posted May 13, 2005 10:11 PM
Does Ginger make you swell? And I am an admiral in the Queen's Navy.
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 09:08 AM
I am a general in the King's Air Force. toodles!
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Crown Princess of Pickle Relish
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posted May 14, 2005 09:10 AM
You've inventing a drawing technique that involves small, insignificant drawnings done on tin. What are you going to call this new art? No, that would be silly.
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 11:29 AM
Hey, I know, let's do something productive today! Death to the rabbits!
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Morbo
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posted May 14, 2005 11:59 AM
Yes, Mr. Fudd, we voted on that already--does the committee have any new business? No, you're out of order!
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Elizabeth
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posted May 14, 2005 12:12 PM
Do you think I have enough frozen chicken nuggets for the lunch rush? It really only happens when I eat spaghetti.
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Megan
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posted May 14, 2005 01:13 PM
I see your white shirt is no longer white. What caused that? I think we'll need a socket wrench for that.
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Griffin
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posted May 14, 2005 01:48 PM
Meg, what will we need for the incoming freshmen? I'm feeling Amy Lee.
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 02:03 PM
What are you doing saturday? I say tomato, you say tomato, I say tomato, you say tomato. tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato.
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Griffin
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posted May 14, 2005 02:11 PM
Know any songs to play for the health fair? And then I used some ducktape.
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 03:07 PM
I sung the song with the same pronaunciation on tamato. I really like this new quick reply function.
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Griffin
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posted May 14, 2005 03:14 PM
What's the best thing about hatrack? My favorites skittles.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 14, 2005 04:07 PM
What should I slam a ball into? "Soon" is a subjective term.
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 06:27 PM
Say something random. Sorry, the correct answer is: pizza!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 14, 2005 07:49 PM
My encyclopedia says that Turtles eat fish and bugs and weeds. That would include all turtles, even Teenage Mutant Ninja tutles, so why don't I win the prize? Leonardo and Donatello
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MEC
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posted May 14, 2005 08:28 PM
For one million dollars: Which of the four ninja turtles are gay? staaaarrrs.
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