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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted January 17, 2006 02:48 PM
Who's that over there with Mrs. Rious? Must be Iocane Powder.
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peterh
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posted January 17, 2006 04:14 PM
What was that powdery substance on the sides of my hotel glass that I found under my bed last night? (I really did find one) Sepulveda smells.
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MandyM
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posted January 17, 2006 05:18 PM
Why did you cut your vacation to California short? It's almost as bad as a skunk.
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suminonA
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posted January 18, 2006 06:26 AM
How bad is a good skunk? You aren't able.
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peterh
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posted January 18, 2006 12:14 PM
Did you know my name is Cain? Have you reported this to accounting?
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 18, 2006 12:18 PM
I just got this check in the mail and it is blank! They had to make it look good.
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Sterling
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posted January 19, 2006 03:43 AM
What do you make of the calligraphy font used in this death threat? I'd normally suggest club soda, but in this case...
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suminonA
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posted January 19, 2006 06:49 AM
I know you hate me, but you are a professional vet now. My hamster needs an urgent transfusion, what would you suggest? Ultra thick and opaque.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 19, 2006 09:34 AM
What do you mean you like your girls the way you like your espresso? Don't ask me. Ask Dick Cheney.
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MandyM
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posted January 19, 2006 10:12 AM
So, Bush, do you really want to invade the Middle East even though we have confirmed that there are no weapons of mass destruction? Sorry if I offend you.
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suminonA
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posted January 19, 2006 10:43 AM
How can you say "I love you" to my face?! I ask for it nicely, I won’t get as low as begging the question.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 20, 2006 05:51 PM
How did you get that answer? George just lucky I guess.
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peterh
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posted January 20, 2006 06:56 PM
How did Bush get elected? MMmmmmmmmmystery Meat
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Sterling
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posted January 20, 2006 10:44 PM
What's got your lips sealed shut? Well, C isn't _just_ for cookie...
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MandyM
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posted January 21, 2006 01:18 AM
Why do you have that big C painted on the front of your pants. Sorry. It's late and I couldn't think of anything better.
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Steev
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posted January 21, 2006 10:02 AM
Why is there only a big C painted on this death threat letter? He's got more spunk than Dick Cheney's Cat !
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suminonA
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posted January 21, 2006 06:54 PM
Why do you say that your brother needs to be castrated? Someone asured me that love will prevail.
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Sterling
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posted January 21, 2006 07:01 PM
I'm buying cynical disgust at 6 and 1/4; what are you buying stock in? Not in a million... Oh wait, it just happened.
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MandyM
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posted January 22, 2006 01:14 AM
Hey! Did you hear Hell is going to freeze over? Too. Tired. To. Type.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 22, 2006 01:20 AM
What would cause you to use so many superfluous capital letters and periods in that sentence? Knit three, Perl one, Knit three, Perl one...
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Shan
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posted January 22, 2006 01:23 AM
What was that knitting pattern again? Perhaps we can make a deal.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 22, 2006 02:15 AM
I'm here for your soul! Never in a million years!
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 22, 2006 02:26 AM
How frequently do you bathe, anyway? I'd get a little Herve Villechaize, on my left shoulder.
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MandyM
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posted January 22, 2006 10:36 AM
Where would you get a Tattoo? Bring us a shrubbery.
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Sterling
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posted January 22, 2006 12:56 PM
What do I have to do to get you to stop saying "ni" to me? Worse, it's in twenty-three leatherbound volumes.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 22, 2006 02:02 PM
Can you believe that they are making novelizations of the Lord of the Rings movies? If worse comes to worst, you can always turn it into a planter.
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Sterling
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posted January 22, 2006 06:21 PM
What the sam hill am I gonna do with this eighteenth century spitoon I bought at 3 AM in a fit of insanity on EBay? That's a terrible example.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 22, 2006 07:13 PM
Why don't you set a better example for your little sister? Like your father and I try to set a good example for you. That IS my final answer.
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MandyM
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posted January 22, 2006 09:15 PM
So what is your final answer to my proposal? Are you sure you want to say no? I am a great catch.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 22, 2006 10:10 PM
Contestant # 1, what is your opinion on fishing? I think it's completely unethical.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 22, 2006 11:43 PM
So, what do you say to investing heavily in defense contracts, and then using the outrage of a national tragedy and lying about weapons of mass destruction to invade a sovereign nation? I did not inhale.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 23, 2006 11:40 AM
You look really woozy, are you sure you're ok? The pretty bendy lights are my favorite.
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Sterling
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posted January 23, 2006 12:04 PM
Do you have a favorite Pink Floyd album cover? In answer to that, I've pulled the pin on this grenade.
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Kent
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posted January 23, 2006 12:17 PM
So, will I ever see you again? Three kids in a bathtub.
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Sterling
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posted January 23, 2006 02:00 PM
(Bravo, Kent!) So, on the third day of the mud slides, your true love gave what to you?... I don't recommend reading the Nutrition Facts.
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advice for robots
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posted January 23, 2006 02:05 PM
Have you tried PediaBeer on your kid yet? The auditorium was only half full.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 23, 2006 02:36 PM
How did the optimistic motivational speaker quantify the size of the audience? Shaggy, Velma, Fred, Daphne, and Scooby.
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suminonA
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posted January 23, 2006 04:18 PM
Can you name your children, in random order? That was not random.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 23, 2006 08:21 PM
Burgleflickle, Ashurbinapal, cheeseburger song, bhimosy, gafoooey, Andrew Jefferson, say wha....? He was a cruel evil Assyrian king.
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Sterling
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posted January 24, 2006 01:16 AM
Exhibit A in the case that you attempted to cheat on your history exam with notes from the wrong class, Mister Johnson: Could you please read what you wrote under "What were the accomplishments of the administration of Harry Truman?" It's the only thing that grows out here.
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clod
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posted January 24, 2006 01:26 AM
Why on earth did you grow a pickle? I would have planted some dill.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 24, 2006 01:36 AM
Heya Mr Klausen, how do you like my rose garden? Come on, it was a pickle joke.
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clod
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posted January 24, 2006 01:45 AM
What, precisely, was that long-winded diatribe supposed to convey? I make video games.
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suminonA
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posted January 24, 2006 05:07 AM
Ok, your dad is bigger than my dad, but I can play and win any video game! Beat that?! It's soundproof.
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dantesparadigm
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posted January 24, 2006 06:39 AM
How exactly is that vest useful; considering how much blood there is on my floor? I don't think that's good enough.
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suminonA
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posted January 24, 2006 07:03 AM
Dark Master, we’ve managed to create the perfect evil, incarnated in this hideous monster. What say you? "Relative" is a relative term.
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sarcare
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posted January 24, 2006 07:41 AM
Have you ever met my relatives? You didn't have to bring all of your books back!
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Sterling
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posted January 24, 2006 12:28 PM
He's surrounded by attending cherubim and seraphim, his voice cured my dad's cancer, and he glows from within; don't you think maybe we should at least listen to what he's saying? As soon as someone invents practical sonic weaponry, we're set. EDIT: D'oh! Sorry, guys- I was way too slow on the draw. To sarcare: Would you be interested in hearing why the book I borrowed is coated in dragon bile, professor Snape? [ January 24, 2006, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Sterling ]
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 24, 2006 12:52 PM
Are you having any success in your hedgehog extermination business? It's not MY fault; she made me eat the apple.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 24, 2006 04:31 PM
Adam, you ruined it for all of us guys; why should I not return you to the dust where you belong? They call me Ishmael.
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