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Tante Shvester
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Who's that over there with Mrs. Rious?

Must be Iocane Powder.

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What was that powdery substance on the sides of my hotel glass that I found under my bed last night? (I really did find one)

Sepulveda smells.

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MandyM
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Why did you cut your vacation to California short?

It's almost as bad as a skunk.

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How bad is a good skunk?

You aren't able.

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Did you know my name is Cain?

Have you reported this to accounting?

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I just got this check in the mail and it is blank!

They had to make it look good.

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What do you make of the calligraphy font used in this death threat?

I'd normally suggest club soda, but in this case...

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I know you hate me, but you are a professional vet now. My hamster needs an urgent transfusion, what would you suggest?

Ultra thick and opaque.

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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean you like your girls the way you like your espresso?

Don't ask me. Ask Dick Cheney.

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MandyM
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So, Bush, do you really want to invade the Middle East even though we have confirmed that there are no weapons of mass destruction?

Sorry if I offend you.

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How can you say "I love you" to my face?!

I ask for it nicely, I won’t get as low as begging the question.

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How did you get that answer?

George just lucky I guess.

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peterh
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How did Bush get elected?

MMmmmmmmmmystery Meat

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Sterling
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What's got your lips sealed shut?

Well, C isn't _just_ for cookie...

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MandyM
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Why do you have that big C painted on the front of your pants.

Sorry. It's late and I couldn't think of anything better.

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Why is there only a big C painted on this death threat letter?

He's got more spunk than Dick Cheney's Cat!

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Why do you say that your brother needs to be castrated?

Someone asured me that love will prevail.

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Sterling
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I'm buying cynical disgust at 6 and 1/4; what are you buying stock in?

Not in a million... Oh wait, it just happened.

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MandyM
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Hey! Did you hear Hell is going to freeze over?

Too. Tired. To. Type.

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Tante Shvester
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What would cause you to use so many superfluous capital letters and periods in that sentence?

Knit three, Perl one, Knit three, Perl one...

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What was that knitting pattern again?

Perhaps we can make a deal.

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I'm here for your soul!

Never in a million years!

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Tante Shvester
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How frequently do you bathe, anyway?

I'd get a little Herve Villechaize, on my left shoulder.

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MandyM
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Where would you get a Tattoo?

Bring us a shrubbery.

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Sterling
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What do I have to do to get you to stop saying "ni" to me?

Worse, it's in twenty-three leatherbound volumes.

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Tante Shvester
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Can you believe that they are making novelizations of the Lord of the Rings movies?

If worse comes to worst, you can always turn it into a planter.

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Sterling
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What the sam hill am I gonna do with this eighteenth century spitoon I bought at 3 AM in a fit of insanity on EBay?

That's a terrible example.

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Tante Shvester
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Why don't you set a better example for your little sister? Like your father and I try to set a good example for you.

That IS my final answer.

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MandyM
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So what is your final answer to my proposal? Are you sure you want to say no?

I am a great catch.

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Contestant # 1, what is your opinion on fishing?

I think it's completely unethical.

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So, what do you say to investing heavily in defense contracts, and then using the outrage of a national tragedy and lying about weapons of mass destruction to invade a sovereign nation?

I did not inhale.

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You look really woozy, are you sure you're ok?

The pretty bendy lights are my favorite.

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Sterling
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Do you have a favorite Pink Floyd album cover?

In answer to that, I've pulled the pin on this grenade.

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So, will I ever see you again?

Three kids in a bathtub.

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Sterling
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(Bravo, Kent!)

So, on the third day of the mud slides, your true love gave what to you?...

I don't recommend reading the Nutrition Facts.

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Have you tried PediaBeer on your kid yet?

The auditorium was only half full.

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Tante Shvester
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How did the optimistic motivational speaker quantify the size of the audience?

Shaggy, Velma, Fred, Daphne, and Scooby.

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Can you name your children, in random order?

That was not random.

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Burgleflickle, Ashurbinapal, cheeseburger song, bhimosy, gafoooey, Andrew Jefferson, say wha....?

He was a cruel evil Assyrian king.

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Exhibit A in the case that you attempted to cheat on your history exam with notes from the wrong class, Mister Johnson: Could you please read what you wrote under "What were the accomplishments of the administration of Harry Truman?"

It's the only thing that grows out here.

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Why on earth did you grow a pickle?

I would have planted some dill.

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Heya Mr Klausen, how do you like my rose garden?

Come on, it was a pickle joke.

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What, precisely, was that long-winded diatribe supposed to convey?

I make video games.

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Ok, your dad is bigger than my dad, but I can play and win any video game! Beat that?!

It's soundproof.

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How exactly is that vest useful; considering how much blood there is on my floor?


I don't think that's good enough.

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Dark Master, we’ve managed to create the perfect evil, incarnated in this hideous monster. What say you?

"Relative" is a relative term.

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Have you ever met my relatives?


You didn't have to bring all of your books back!

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Sterling
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He's surrounded by attending cherubim and seraphim, his voice cured my dad's cancer, and he glows from within; don't you think maybe we should at least listen to what he's saying?

As soon as someone invents practical sonic weaponry, we're set.

EDIT: D'oh! Sorry, guys- I was way too slow on the draw.

To sarcare: Would you be interested in hearing why the book I borrowed is coated in dragon bile, professor Snape?

[ January 24, 2006, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Sterling ]

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Tante Shvester
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Are you having any success in your hedgehog extermination business?

It's not MY fault; she made me eat the apple.

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Adam, you ruined it for all of us guys; why should I not return you to the dust where you belong?

They call me Ishmael.

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