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MEC
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What's rule number 84 in the book about how to NOT build a rocket ship?

I'm hungry for bacon!

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HesterGray
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Mr. Wolf, why did you blow down that house?

You make a better door than a window.

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Why do you keep sticking your house key in my belly button?

It's all in the wrist.

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God, how mighty was your arm that you took thousands of the sons of Israel from Eygpt to Kanaan?

Because of the tunafish.

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How come you were attacked by a seagull? Indoors!

I am burning the table mum, what does it look like?

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Son, are you trying to tell me you don't like my cooking, or what?

Habanero!

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Xavier
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Did you just say you ate a hatraquero, and that it was a spicy one?

For Doomhammer!

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Why did you camp out on the sidewalk all night in the rain?

Yeah, but that would take more time than I have.

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Beanny
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You didn't have to kill him! You could've just asked him to stop firing, he didn't know you were his ally!

Jeez, dude, it's not such a big deal. CHILL OUT.

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Oh my God! The russians and the chinese have launched a massively coordinated nuclear attack on the U.S.! Why are you laughing?

Porcupines in the morning, salamanders in the evenings.

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How would you describe your wife's legs?

When I'm done, I just put it back in the drawer.

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Peter
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What do u do with your house when your gone?



Jeez!! He did it again.

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MEC
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I heard Godzilla was attacking Japan!

Luke, I AM your mother!

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What did Michael Jackson say to a little kid at the Star Wars premiere?

They haven't found my Star Wars episode III dvd yet.

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Why do you keep going back through the security checkpoint at the airport?

I have x-ray vision.

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MEC
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Why did you cry when you looked at that guy's crotch?

Kill the rabbit!

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HesterGray
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Out of curiosity, does is hurt to have a rabbit gnawing on your elbow?

I really want to go somewhere fun.

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alluvion
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But, I gave you the list of sights to see, now, what's wrong?

umm.... you?

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Haloed Silhouette
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Have you ever slept with a transexual?

Mark Twain was the greatest American philosopher!

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MEC
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So, how was your day?

low on health...must....spank....mmonkeys.

[ May 20, 2005, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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CRash
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Did you know that, when you're over 75, abusing monkeys can improve your health by nearly 30 percent?

Because it was yellow, of course.

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Why on EARTH did you buy that incredibly ugly rug?




And then the pink elephants came.

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Orson Scott Card
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You dreamed that Hillary Clinton was president?

Keep politics out of this!

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Haloed Silhouette
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What is your opinion, Mr Card, about Mark Antony's character in Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"?

Three, and in a row!

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alluvion
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Those ducklings are too cute.

Scoot, scoot!

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MEC
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scott, scott?

Han Solo is the coolest.

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Why don't you like Han duo?

It's the caffiene.

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alluvion
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I think it was the chuckles.

Though, the audicence, that night, was chock-full of guffaws.

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MEC
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(damn, too slow.)

Why can't you spell caffeine?

Not many people seem to be able to spell.

Monsters everywhere!

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alluvion
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Where did you chec...?

Oh, I looked in the usual place.

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Where did you find all these suspects?

Someone has to think up new cliches.

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It's raining cats, dogs and clich├ęs.
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And question (I forgot):

"None" or "nun", depends how you look at it.

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HesterGray
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How many bad habits do you have?

I am your worst nightmare!

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Hello, young man. I understand you're going to take my daughter out?

(Hester, your question was funny on so many levels... [ROFL] )

Peter Prepper parked perilously at the precipice.

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What was the cliffhanger in "The Perils of Pauline" last week?

And then the bears rode in.

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And then what happened at your family reunion?



Stuffed I say!





edit:i asked 2 question.....whoops

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MEC
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How did he want his body treated after he died?

oh no, the helicopter is coming!

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They'll never find out we have the "borrowed" tapes.

Heads

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What comes before "shoulders, knees and toes"?




It's time to go.

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Don't I get a last meal, or something?


You take the dohicky and whack it with the thingamajig.

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What are your duties as judge of the court?

You mean the one with the big ears and stubby legs?

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Did you feed my dog while I was away?

Dude, I bought a Dell!

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What did the farmer say when his wife asked him why he was so excited?

Sorry about that. But he's in a better place now.

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Didn't you promise I could be in the same homeroom as George?



Bigger than a breadbox.

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MEC
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How big is yours?

Happy people scare me.

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CRash
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Could you explain why you avoid the preschool show Barney?

Next time I'll remember the jackets.

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Sarge, I've started a shrapnel collection. Want to connect the dots on my back and see what picture appears?


Only on the bravest mention it.

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MEC
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I like kitties!

Spoiler, harry potter turns out to actually be voldemort.

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Could you tell me something that could ruin my whole day?

MasterCard is obviously the solution to all our problems.

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