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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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MEC
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What's rule number 84 in the book about how to NOT build a rocket ship?
I'm hungry for bacon!
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HesterGray
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Mr. Wolf, why did you blow down that house?
You make a better door than a window.
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mimsies
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Why do you keep sticking your house key in my belly button?
It's all in the wrist.
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Beanny
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God, how mighty was your arm that you took thousands of the sons of Israel from Eygpt to Kanaan?
Because of the tunafish.
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Mahabarata
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How come you were attacked by a seagull? Indoors!
I am burning the table mum, what does it look like?
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Orson Scott Card
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Son, are you trying to tell me you don't like my cooking, or what?
Habanero!
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Xavier
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Did you just say you ate a hatraquero, and that it was a spicy one?
For Doomhammer!
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Megan
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Why did you camp out on the sidewalk all night in the rain?
Yeah, but that would take more time than I have.
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Beanny
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You didn't have to kill him! You could've just asked him to stop firing, he didn't know you were his ally!
Jeez, dude, it's not such a big deal. CHILL OUT.
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Xavier
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Oh my God! The russians and the chinese have launched a massively coordinated nuclear attack on the U.S.! Why are you laughing?
Porcupines in the morning, salamanders in the evenings.
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Kent
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How would you describe your wife's legs?
When I'm done, I just put it back in the drawer.
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Peter
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What do u do with your house when your gone?
Jeez!! He did it again.
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MEC
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I heard Godzilla was attacking Japan!
Luke, I AM your mother!
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Griffin
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What did Michael Jackson say to a little kid at the Star Wars premiere?
They haven't found my Star Wars episode III dvd yet.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why do you keep going back through the security checkpoint at the airport?
I have x-ray vision.
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MEC
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Why did you cry when you looked at that guy's crotch?
Kill the rabbit!
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HesterGray
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Out of curiosity, does is hurt to have a rabbit gnawing on your elbow?
I really want to go somewhere fun.
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alluvion
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But, I gave you the list of sights to see, now, what's wrong?
umm.... you?
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Haloed Silhouette
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Have you ever slept with a transexual?
Mark Twain was the greatest American philosopher!
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MEC
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So, how was your day?
low on health...must....spank....mmonkeys.
[ May 20, 2005, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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CRash
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Did you know that, when you're over 75, abusing monkeys can improve your health by nearly 30 percent?
Because it was yellow, of course.
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rivka
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Why on EARTH did you buy that incredibly ugly rug?
And then the pink elephants came.
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Orson Scott Card
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You dreamed that Hillary Clinton was president?
Keep politics out of this!
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Haloed Silhouette
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What is your opinion, Mr Card, about Mark Antony's character in Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"?
Three, and in a row!
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alluvion
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Those ducklings are too cute.
Scoot, scoot!
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MEC
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scott, scott?
Han Solo is the coolest.
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kaioshin00
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Why don't you like Han duo?
It's the caffiene.
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alluvion
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I think it was the chuckles.
Though, the audicence, that night, was chock-full of guffaws.
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MEC
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(damn, too slow.)
Why can't you spell caffeine?
Not many people seem to be able to spell.
Monsters everywhere!
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alluvion
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Where did you chec...?
Oh, I looked in the usual place.
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Morbo
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Where did you find all these suspects?
Someone has to think up new cliches.
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Haloed Silhouette
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And question (I forgot):
"None" or "nun", depends how you look at it.
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HesterGray
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How many bad habits do you have?
I am your worst nightmare!
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jeniwren
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Hello, young man. I understand you're going to take my daughter out?
(Hester, your question was funny on so many levels... ![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif) )
Peter Prepper parked perilously at the precipice.
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Peter
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And then what happened at your family reunion?
Stuffed I say!
edit:i asked 2 question.....whoops
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MEC
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How did he want his body treated after he died?
oh no, the helicopter is coming!
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Griffin
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They'll never find out we have the "borrowed" tapes.
Heads
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Peter
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What comes before "shoulders, knees and toes"?
It's time to go.
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Dread Pendragon
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Don't I get a last meal, or something?
You take the dohicky and whack it with the thingamajig.
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CRash
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What are your duties as judge of the court?
You mean the one with the big ears and stubby legs?
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HesterGray
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Did you feed my dog while I was away?
Dude, I bought a Dell!
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CRash
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What did the farmer say when his wife asked him why he was so excited?
Sorry about that. But he's in a better place now.
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rivka
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Didn't you promise I could be in the same homeroom as George?
Bigger than a breadbox.
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MEC
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How big is yours?
Happy people scare me.
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CRash
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Could you explain why you avoid the preschool show Barney?
Next time I'll remember the jackets.
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Dread Pendragon
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Sarge, I've started a shrapnel collection. Want to connect the dots on my back and see what picture appears?
Only on the bravest mention it.
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MEC
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I like kitties!
Spoiler, harry potter turns out to actually be voldemort.
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CRash
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Could you tell me something that could ruin my whole day?
MasterCard is obviously the solution to all our problems.
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