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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Megan
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posted May 08, 2005 12:53 PM
So, what do YOU think the distinction between a play and an opera is? Yes, but never on a Sunday.
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Raia
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posted May 08, 2005 12:56 PM
Do you ever go to church? No, I said the white one!
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Beanny
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posted May 08, 2005 12:57 PM
*Bangs head on wall - Raia, you beat me to it!* Whew, just on time I've brought you the medicine on which your life depends. Hang one... it was supposed to be the red bottle, right? Duh! Who doesn't know that ?! [ May 08, 2005, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: Beanny ]
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Raia
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posted May 08, 2005 01:00 PM
So, Beanny, your teacher tells me that you answered the math question "4 + 4 = 9." Can you explain this to me? Die! Please.
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Beanny
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posted May 08, 2005 01:03 PM
I'll do anything you request, as long as you ask politely. The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
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Raia
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posted May 08, 2005 01:09 PM
[DIGRESSION] Beanny, that was awesome. [/DIGRESSION]
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Beanny
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posted May 08, 2005 01:13 PM
[DIGRESSION] Thank you Raia. I'd be unconcievably grateful if you were to ask me to please GO TO HEAVEN, given that in the meanwhile I'm on my way down. [/DIGRESSION]
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Morbo
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posted May 08, 2005 01:39 PM
Very good, Eliza, you've mastered that phrase,--now could you master SHUTTING UP about it?! I get testy when annoyed.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 08, 2005 02:20 PM
ANOTHER pop quiz? I'm going to sit here and hum.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 08, 2005 02:34 PM
Aren't you going to have your choir practice now? If I knew it, don't you think I'd have told you already?
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Morbo
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posted May 08, 2005 03:15 PM
Why do you try to kill this thread? Garden State is over-rated.
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HesterGray
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posted May 08, 2005 05:26 PM
Wasn't Garden State the complete, ultimate, awesomest movie experience, and no more movies need to be made ever because this one said everything that needs to be said? I thought so too.
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lazarus
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posted May 09, 2005 10:43 AM
Didn't he look cool with his head on fire?! If I only had a brain!!
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Megan
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posted May 09, 2005 01:43 PM
Do you think you could take my qualifying exams for me? It depends on whether or not he's awake.
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MEC
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posted May 09, 2005 04:59 PM
Do you think that guy is awake? That's not a rock.
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Architraz Warden
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posted May 10, 2005 05:32 PM
Hey, care to see what I just found? I'll go, but only if it doesn't involve circus tents.
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CRash
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posted May 11, 2005 12:15 AM
Fancy checking out that selection of new spring dresses? Actually, I used a toothbrush.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 11, 2005 12:21 AM
Wait - you have NO toilet paper? What did you do when you were at my place, and went to the toilet? How about... seven of them? it's a prime number, so it's quite a good choice.
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CRash
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posted May 11, 2005 12:26 AM
How many cookies should I buy if I don't want to divide them up? Yeah, and I have a tiger on my tricycle.
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Morbo
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posted May 11, 2005 12:42 AM
I have a monkey on my back, where's your empathy? It's comedy when it happens to someone else, tragedy when it's me in the hotseat.
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CRash
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posted May 11, 2005 12:45 AM
What's your view on the math teacher's interrogation methods? I thought it was rather obvious.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 11, 2005 12:51 AM
Mate, I get that "E=(mc^2)/SQRT[1-(v^2)/(c^2)]", but I didn't quite get why that figure has been achieved, and why can't I convert stuff between equations? It's all weird! A damsel and a dulcimer; it was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played (singing of mount Abora). [NOTE] There's one good question for this very specific answer, so try something funny. [/NOTE]
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Beanny
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posted May 11, 2005 12:56 AM
[Digression] Yep, kill the thread, dude. Butcher it. [/Digression]
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Morbo
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posted May 11, 2005 01:01 AM
What else is that ode about, besides the damsel who wasted threads? Sir, you go too far!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 11, 2005 06:36 AM
Hey, what's over that cliff? Dead. I repeat: DEAD.
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quidscribis
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posted May 11, 2005 06:47 AM
So*, how're you feeling after eating that infernal curry? Dragons with solar wings. Sweet.
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Beanny
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posted May 11, 2005 06:53 AM
What's that big green beast with shiny wings? Oh, and how does it taste? Erm....huh?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 11, 2005 06:57 AM
I've got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis!!! Help! Three legs, that's right.
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quidscribis
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posted May 11, 2005 07:17 AM
Are you some kind of mutant? I have an elephant hat! Yippee!
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Beanny
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posted May 11, 2005 07:33 AM
So, professor, can you tell us something of your findings in the African Savanna? Waffles just won't help in this one. Sorry, dude.
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MEC
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posted May 11, 2005 08:12 AM
Waffle-man, to the rescue! Everybody run, it's Waffle-man! [ May 11, 2005, 08:32 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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SteveRogers
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posted May 11, 2005 08:42 AM
Q: Why is everyone running? Did I miss something? And what is with all the syrup? A: That midget just swallowed that dude whole!
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kaioshin00
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posted May 11, 2005 10:53 AM
What happened to my OSC action figure? Not in many moons, young one. Not in many moons.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 11, 2005 10:55 AM
The baby in the beginning of Monty Python's "And Now for Something Completely Different"...? What about it? Give me three farthings, you owe them to me!
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lazarus
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posted May 11, 2005 11:43 AM
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?! A dog and a goat eating pickles at the beach.
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HesterGray
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posted May 11, 2005 11:45 AM
What's that new Orlando Bloom movie about? If it's chocolate, I'll eat it.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 11, 2005 01:20 PM
Can I introduce you to my friend Mr. Goodbar? I already called dibs on it.
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Megan
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posted May 11, 2005 05:52 PM
Can I have the last chocolate from the box? Please? pleasepleasepleaseplease? pleeeeeeease? I'm only letting it happen because I'm so tired.
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MEC
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posted May 11, 2005 06:14 PM
Superman, Superman! The earth is about to end! Why won't you save us? A! No wait, B! Wait, wait, I want C!
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Swede
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posted May 12, 2005 05:03 AM
What is your favorite letter? Wheren't Thangorodrim supposed to be the other way?
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kaioshin00
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posted May 12, 2005 10:42 AM
Err ... are we headed in the proper direction? Instant Graemlins
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rivka
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posted May 12, 2005 10:59 AM
What do you get when you take a Mowgli and add water? Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 12, 2005 12:29 PM
How did the "Fummawummazummalums" poem open? Spoons, I tell you! You never have enough of them!
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kaioshin00
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posted May 12, 2005 12:45 PM
What'd you give your wife on your 50th anniversary? It's better fried.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 12, 2005 12:53 PM
How's life? Its better than the alternative.
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MEC
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posted May 12, 2005 01:36 PM
Why are we going to a mass suicide again? [insert response here]
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HesterGray
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posted May 12, 2005 03:23 PM
What kind of water do you want? I'll do that when it's raining.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 12, 2005 04:31 PM
So when do you rain dance? 3 buckets of saliva.
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Raia
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posted May 12, 2005 04:58 PM
So, what did you buy with the $5,000 I gave you? Ugh. No way am I eating that.
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