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Megan
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So, what do YOU think the distinction between a play and an opera is?

Yes, but never on a Sunday.

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Raia
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Do you ever go to church?

No, I said the white one!

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Beanny
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*Bangs head on wall - Raia, you beat me to it!*

Whew, just on time I've brought you the medicine on which your life depends. Hang one... it was supposed to be the red bottle, right?

Duh! Who doesn't know that ?!

[ May 08, 2005, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: Beanny ]

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Raia
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So, Beanny, your teacher tells me that you answered the math question "4 + 4 = 9." Can you explain this to me?

Die! Please.

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Beanny
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I'll do anything you request, as long as you ask politely.

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.

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Raia
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[DIGRESSION] [ROFL] Beanny, that was awesome. [/DIGRESSION]
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Beanny
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[DIGRESSION] Thank you Raia. I'd be unconcievably grateful if you were to ask me to please GO TO HEAVEN, given that in the meanwhile I'm on my way down. [/DIGRESSION]
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Morbo
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Very good, Eliza, you've mastered that phrase,--now could you master SHUTTING UP about it?!

I get testy when annoyed.

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Orson Scott Card
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ANOTHER pop quiz?

I'm going to sit here and hum.

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Jonathan Howard
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Aren't you going to have your choir practice now?

If I knew it, don't you think I'd have told you already?

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Morbo
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Why do you try to kill this thread? [Razz]

Garden State is over-rated.

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HesterGray
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Wasn't Garden State the complete, ultimate, awesomest movie experience, and no more movies need to be made ever because this one said everything that needs to be said?

I thought so too.

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Didn't he look cool with his head on fire?!

If I only had a brain!!

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Megan
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Do you think you could take my qualifying exams for me?

It depends on whether or not he's awake.

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MEC
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Do you think that guy is awake?

That's not a rock.

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Hey, care to see what I just found?

I'll go, but only if it doesn't involve circus tents.

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CRash
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Fancy checking out that selection of new spring dresses?

Actually, I used a toothbrush.

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Jonathan Howard
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Wait - you have NO toilet paper? What did you do when you were at my place, and went to the toilet?

How about... seven of them? it's a prime number, so it's quite a good choice.

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CRash
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How many cookies should I buy if I don't want to divide them up?

Yeah, and I have a tiger on my tricycle.

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Morbo
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I have a monkey on my back, where's your empathy?

It's comedy when it happens to someone else, tragedy when it's me in the hotseat.

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What's your view on the math teacher's interrogation methods?

I thought it was rather obvious.

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Jonathan Howard
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Mate, I get that "E=(mc^2)/SQRT[1-(v^2)/(c^2)]", but I didn't quite get why that figure has been achieved, and why can't I convert stuff between equations? It's all weird!

A damsel and a dulcimer; it was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played (singing of mount Abora).

[NOTE] There's one good question for this very specific answer, so try something funny. [/NOTE]

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Beanny
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[Digression] Yep, kill the thread, dude. Butcher it. [/Digression] [Wink]
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Morbo
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What else is that ode about, besides the damsel who wasted threads?

Sir, you go too far!

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Jonathan Howard
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Hey, what's over that cliff?

Dead. I repeat: DEAD.

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So*, how're you feeling after eating that infernal curry?

Dragons with solar wings. Sweet.

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Beanny
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What's that big green beast with shiny wings? Oh, and how does it taste?

Erm....huh?

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Jonathan Howard
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I've got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis!!! Help!

Three legs, that's right.

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Are you some kind of mutant?

I have an elephant hat! Yippee!

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Beanny
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So, professor, can you tell us something of your findings in the African Savanna?

Waffles just won't help in this one. Sorry, dude.

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Waffle-man, to the rescue!

Everybody run, it's Waffle-man!

[ May 11, 2005, 08:32 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Q: Why is everyone running? Did I miss something? And what is with all the syrup?

A: That midget just swallowed that dude whole!

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What happened to my OSC action figure?

Not in many moons, young one. Not in many moons.

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Jonathan Howard
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The baby in the beginning of Monty Python's "And Now for Something Completely Different"...? What about it?

Give me three farthings, you owe them to me!

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!


A dog and a goat eating pickles at the beach. [Taunt]

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What's that new Orlando Bloom movie about?

If it's chocolate, I'll eat it.

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kaioshin00
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Can I introduce you to my friend Mr. Goodbar?

I already called dibs on it.

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Megan
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Can I have the last chocolate from the box? Please? pleasepleasepleaseplease? pleeeeeeease?

I'm only letting it happen because I'm so tired.

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MEC
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Superman, Superman! The earth is about to end! Why won't you save us?

A! No wait, B! Wait, wait, I want C!

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What is your favorite letter?

Wheren't Thangorodrim supposed to be the other way?

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Err ... are we headed in the proper direction?

Instant Graemlins

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What do you get when you take a Mowgli and add water?



Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear.

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Jonathan Howard
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How did the "Fummawummazummalums" poem open?

Spoons, I tell you! You never have enough of them!

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What'd you give your wife on your 50th anniversary?

It's better fried.

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How's life?

Its better than the alternative.

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MEC
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Why are we going to a mass suicide again?

[insert response here]

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Jonathan Howard
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Why die?

Holy, holy, holy!

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What kind of water do you want?

I'll do that when it's raining.

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So when do you rain dance?

3 buckets of saliva.

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Raia
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So, what did you buy with the $5,000 I gave you?

Ugh. No way am I eating that.

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