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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Miranda
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What do you say when you want a spaceship?
Elk! Elk!
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Dan_raven
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For 1 Millllllion dollars, please do the love call of the Heart Broken Elk.
Sorry, that was a moose.
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Jonathan Howard
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Was I just attacked by a janitor?
Three pegs.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What could possibly be better than four pegs?
Every last one of them.
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kaioshin00
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Are you sure you've summoned all NHL fans into this room?
Attendance is MANDATORY.
[ May 15, 2005, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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Do we have to watch you make a fool of yourself again?
The birds are calling.
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kaioshin00
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What are you doing on my power line?
Its the end of the world as we know it.
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Damander
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So wait, you're just going to go outside naked?!?
I said rare, and dang it, I meant rare!
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Jonathan Howard
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Is this the Common Fox?
Attention, everyone! Attention!
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MEC
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What do you want from Hatrack?
There, now I can die happy.
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Orson Scott Card
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Did you just urinate out the third-story window onto the sidewalk below?
Here's an umbrella, my friend.
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MEC
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Is that guy about to urinate out the third-story window onto the sidewalk?
giraffe.
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Dan_raven
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What comes to mind when you think of necking on Noah's ark?
To dream the impossible dream.
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MEC
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How did you confince the dreamaster to explode?
help, this jaguar is not eating me!
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Peter
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did you just douse yourself in barbeque sauce?
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MEC
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How many times are you going to see that movie?
George, get in here!
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Jonathan Howard
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What did Mrs Washington say after the papers were signed?
You don't get the point, do you?
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Dan_raven
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What did Buffy say to Spike when he dodged her stake?
I like them best un-vanquished.
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kaioshin00
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How do you like your meals prepared?
Planes, trains, and automobiles.
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Peter
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What three things do you think about most?
Boston will always be my capitol!!!
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Megan
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What are your plans for carving your own country out of the northeastern seaboard?
Just the thought of that makes me want to run and hide.
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Dan_raven
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Pee Wee Herman as Ender Wiggins?
Some things should get you band for just thinking them.
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Jonathan Howard
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Sex, drugs and Rock'n'Roll! (Apost?)
Because Basil Fawlty is a great character.
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MEC
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Why sould we care about Basil Fawlty?
Gut him! I mean, get him!
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Morbo
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Boss, Aquaman is after us! What do we do?
My boss is awful too.
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MEC
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I'm Aquaman's sidekick, man that sucks.
pichoo, pichoo!
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Peter
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Why don't you have your food yet? Or is that just something to do with your computer?
Honda, definitly Honda.
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Morbo
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Which car is your favorite, Raymond?
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
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kaioshin00
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Why is Tiger your favorite golf player?
Bottled water.
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MEC
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What are you allergic too?
You were the chosen one!
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Morbo
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I left that cult years ago, will you get off my back about it?
The swelling will subside, eventually...
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Jonathan Howard
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How did Newton describe himself with his wife at night?
3.141592653589 grams.
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MEC
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I asked for 3.141592653589793 grams, how many did you get?
Have a happy day!
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alluvion
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So, what did you say to them?
I asked 'em to change the seating arrangement.
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CRash
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You should be teaching your fifth period class--why are you sitting on the roof?
Because I like turkey, of course.
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Jonathan Howard
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Why did you get Salmonela?
The Buffalo rapmageth!
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Swede
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You say you understand this?
Owned, so owned
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Raia
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Hey, I thought your car was for sale... did someone buy it?
I blame Star Trek.
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Beanny
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Why does your son have pointy ears, emotional problems, a sci-fi mania and a thing for female robotos?
Once upon a time, my child. In a well-forgotten land.
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Jonathan Howard
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How did the book "Home Alone" start?
Oh, that is such crap!
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Beanny
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Some say that you have not been very Politically Correct in your speech about the French form of pancakes.
It could be worse, you know.
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Anna
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Dad, I'm stucked in an elephant butt !
She has to do it first.
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Jonathan Howard
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You can get $1,000,000 if you have oral sex with her. (Sorry.)
43.
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Dan_raven
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What follows 765?
That was not a Douglas Adams quote.
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MEC
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To be or not to be, that is th-42!
I finally got my kitty mag.
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Jonathan Howard
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I've got my Mickey Bag!
Can I have a little more? (Kq?)
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Jonathan Howard
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[NOTE]FINE... I'LL DO IT:[/NOTE]
One, two, three, four;
69 bottles of beer.
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Beanny
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Aye, methinks we've 'ad a 'holot 'a beer, ain't we McBrian? Yer good in countin', 'Ow much of it d'ye reckon?
According to God...nope. Sorry. That's YOUR problem.
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Xavier
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Jesus, can you find out whether God can cure my athlete's foot?
if you neglect air resistance, eight pickles.
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