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CaySedai
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What's the name of the next Jackie Chan movie?


Warm brownies and ice cream.

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TL
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What could be better than vegemite?

A loud crack outside your window, twice.

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What were you doing last night?

kaboom!

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Peter
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What did the dynomite say when it met the fire?



Yes, that does hurt.

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Was that love that made you cry?

No it was the whip

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Q: It looks like you are hanging dead from that tree. By any chance, did they use a fishing net to hang you? I can't really tell.

A: That radioactive cockroach is eating my brother.

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Sartorius
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Q: Why are you pouring all that Raid down the drain?

A: Birds eat it, I think.

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Beanny
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What are you planning to do with those little green blobs of deadly poison?

I think NOT!

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Griffin
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Descartes walks into a bar.
The bar tender says would you like a beer.
He disapears.
What does he say?


It's not you, it's the Jive Stick!

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alluvion
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What? You don't like my driving?

I think the parking brake is still on.

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Haloed Silhouette
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Dammit, !@#$%^& Toyota! It won't let me reverse out of the parking lot!

Because they have six limbs but only use two!

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Peter
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Why did Nash beat Shaq in the Mvp battle?

Lions, and tigers, and........platypi?

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Haloed Silhouette
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quote:
platypi
Platipodes!
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SteveRogers
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Q: Now, wait one second. What did you say they saw in the forest? I'm not sure that is right.

A: I spent three years talking in nothing but obscure movie quotes. Lets see you beat that!

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Haloed Silhouette
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Q: I've written a 3,000 page book about techniques how not to get papercuts.

A: If the game rules permitted me to reply, I'd say that I've joined Hatrack.

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kaioshin00
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If you could share one thought with the BtQ readers, what would it be?

You all up in my grill and you aint even invited to the barbecue.

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Haloed Silhouette
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What did you tell the chickens in the grill?

Uh... Duh! If not for that, who would kill the bird?

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Peter
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So, do you like our new machine that kills the chickens?


Not once, not twice, but thrice.

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Haloed Silhouette
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Q: I need to complete my sonnet here -

A gate you see and you are awestruck then,
You view and gaze: the Gates of Paradise.
You are within the Lord’s one homely den,
And with your tongue recite a blessing _____;
You are conned to Lordship beautiful,
Above the lands of beauty and John Bull.

- How do I fill in the blank?

A: IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, I ANNOUNCE THEE... petty.

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alluvion
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tank girl, where you been?

the panzers of the effete unite!

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Orson Scott Card
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What did Gerhard Schroeder say to get the German people so enthusiastic lately?

I need a really heavy-duty paper cutter.

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Kent
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Bob, as torturer of the month, what would you like your prize to be?

My creative juices are just gushing!

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jeniwren
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What's that spot on the floor?

Sand in my hair, lust in the air, and a really stupid dare.

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Haloed Silhouette
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Your favourite sonnet?

Run! Flee! They are marching with discipline!

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Why are those ants doing the macarena?


It looks like a little volcano.

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Will B
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How can you tell a chigger bite from a freckle?

Cheap date.

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Wanna see my chigger bite?

Surprisingly, this isn't the worst one I've been on.

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Are you enjoying this tour of the garbage disposal plant?

Oh, that's a Greek festival.

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peterh
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Where are all the Romans?

Dodger Stadium; listening to Vin Sculley.

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Where are you and what are you doing?

What? No. Well, yes. Okay, but not so hard.

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Can I poke your eye?

It was either Yoda or Soda.

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Beanny
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Ugh, what was that green blob full of gas that just zoomed by?

Revenge is inevidible.

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Morbo
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Your friend gave you a cold, but what can you do about it?

That's mighty tough talk for someone with the sniffles.

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Hang ober thad hanky, or else . . . *snuffle*


The sun sets in the east these days.

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Morbo
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How can you tell that the Duke's mindset triumphed in America?

Politics are not fluff!

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CRash
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Why should the public tune in to debates?

We usually are off-key.

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Kent
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As the director, what would you say sets an off-Broadway production apart from the other productions in this city?

Winter is coming.

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kaioshin00
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So I hear you're a seasoned meteorologist. Is this true?

Not particularly.

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kaioshin00
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Did anyone come up with a question for your answer?

I was just trying to help.

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Why is all my underwear pink?


Now she's on the wrong side of the road.

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alluvion
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Where did she, go, my "Pink Panzer" of patriotism?

Ah, here she is. Resting comfortably in the wrong parking lot. Silly goose.

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Have you seen my mother lately?


His first wife had eighteen kids, and his second wife had 18 kids, and his third wife only had 6.

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Morbo
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So why did your crazy friend finally give up on dominating the Senate?

There's one born every day, somewhere.

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Megan
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Have you ever seen a purple cow?

Well, I think it's too hot for that.

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Tante Shvester
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If I'm broiling my salmon in the oven, can I also pop in my cheesecake?

No! Not the RED button!

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There are 90 seconds left of this one-hour drama. There's no way we can get everything wrapped up in that amount of time. Should I just push the "To Be Continued" button?




Cliffhangers are evil.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you say that Clifford Lacey is evil?

I didn't even know that they came in that size.

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What did you think of the new baby?

Only small children, maybe.

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What's for lunch?

Yes, I saw it last night.

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Megan
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Have you seen the new B-rated teen vampire flick, "High School Sucks"?

I would, but I really have to get some sleep.

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