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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
CaySedai
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posted May 31, 2005 01:57 AM
What's the name of the next Jackie Chan movie? Warm brownies and ice cream.
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TL
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posted May 31, 2005 02:44 AM
What could be better than vegemite? A loud crack outside your window, twice.
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MEC
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posted May 31, 2005 10:56 AM
What were you doing last night? kaboom!
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Peter
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posted May 31, 2005 11:00 AM
What did the dynomite say when it met the fire? Yes, that does hurt.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 31, 2005 11:21 AM
Was that love that made you cry? No it was the whip
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SteveRogers
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posted May 31, 2005 01:04 PM
Q: It looks like you are hanging dead from that tree. By any chance, did they use a fishing net to hang you? I can't really tell. A: That radioactive cockroach is eating my brother.
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Sartorius
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posted May 31, 2005 02:37 PM
Q: Why are you pouring all that Raid down the drain? A: Birds eat it, I think.
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Beanny
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posted May 31, 2005 03:37 PM
What are you planning to do with those little green blobs of deadly poison? I think NOT!
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Griffin
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posted May 31, 2005 11:24 PM
Descartes walks into a bar. The bar tender says would you like a beer. He disapears. What does he say? It's not you, it's the Jive Stick!
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alluvion
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posted June 01, 2005 12:08 AM
What? You don't like my driving? I think the parking brake is still on.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 01, 2005 06:50 AM
Dammit, !@#$%^& Toyota! It won't let me reverse out of the parking lot! Because they have six limbs but only use two!
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Peter
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posted June 01, 2005 09:21 AM
Why did Nash beat Shaq in the Mvp battle? Lions, and tigers, and........platypi?
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SteveRogers
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posted June 01, 2005 11:10 AM
Q: Now, wait one second. What did you say they saw in the forest? I'm not sure that is right. A: I spent three years talking in nothing but obscure movie quotes. Lets see you beat that!
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 01, 2005 11:25 AM
Q: I've written a 3,000 page book about techniques how not to get papercuts. A: If the game rules permitted me to reply, I'd say that I've joined Hatrack.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 01, 2005 12:04 PM
If you could share one thought with the BtQ readers, what would it be? You all up in my grill and you aint even invited to the barbecue.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 01, 2005 02:43 PM
What did you tell the chickens in the grill? Uh... Duh! If not for that, who would kill the bird?
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Peter
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posted June 01, 2005 08:48 PM
So, do you like our new machine that kills the chickens? Not once, not twice, but thrice.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 01, 2005 11:53 PM
Q: I need to complete my sonnet here - A gate you see and you are awestruck then, You view and gaze: the Gates of Paradise. You are within the Lord’s one homely den, And with your tongue recite a blessing _____; You are conned to Lordship beautiful, Above the lands of beauty and John Bull. - How do I fill in the blank? A: IN THE NAME OF THE LORD , I ANNOUNCE THEE... petty.
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alluvion
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posted June 02, 2005 01:00 AM
tank girl, where you been? the panzers of the effete unite!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted June 02, 2005 03:03 AM
What did Gerhard Schroeder say to get the German people so enthusiastic lately? I need a really heavy-duty paper cutter.
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Kent
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posted June 02, 2005 10:50 AM
Bob, as torturer of the month, what would you like your prize to be? My creative juices are just gushing!
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jeniwren
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posted June 02, 2005 04:00 PM
What's that spot on the floor? Sand in my hair, lust in the air, and a really stupid dare.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 02, 2005 05:57 PM
Your favourite sonnet? Run! Flee! They are marching with discipline!
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 04, 2005 06:12 PM
Why are those ants doing the macarena? It looks like a little volcano.
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Will B
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posted June 04, 2005 07:44 PM
How can you tell a chigger bite from a freckle? Cheap date.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted June 04, 2005 11:17 PM
Wanna see my chigger bite? Surprisingly, this isn't the worst one I've been on.
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kojabu
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posted June 04, 2005 11:58 PM
Are you enjoying this tour of the garbage disposal plant? Oh, that's a Greek festival.
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peterh
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posted June 05, 2005 12:03 AM
Where are all the Romans? Dodger Stadium; listening to Vin Sculley.
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jeniwren
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posted June 05, 2005 01:16 AM
Where are you and what are you doing? What? No. Well, yes. Okay, but not so hard.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 05, 2005 01:32 AM
Can I poke your eye? It was either Yoda or Soda.
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Beanny
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posted June 05, 2005 02:08 AM
Ugh, what was that green blob full of gas that just zoomed by? Revenge is inevidible.
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Morbo
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posted June 05, 2005 02:48 AM
Your friend gave you a cold, but what can you do about it? That's mighty tough talk for someone with the sniffles.
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Shan
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posted June 05, 2005 03:57 AM
Hang ober thad hanky, or else . . . *snuffle* The sun sets in the east these days.
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Morbo
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posted June 05, 2005 04:31 AM
How can you tell that the Duke's mindset triumphed in America? Politics are not fluff!
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CRash
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posted June 09, 2005 12:52 AM
Why should the public tune in to debates? We usually are off-key.
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Kent
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posted June 09, 2005 12:36 PM
As the director, what would you say sets an off-Broadway production apart from the other productions in this city? Winter is coming.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 09, 2005 03:10 PM
So I hear you're a seasoned meteorologist. Is this true? Not particularly.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 10, 2005 01:29 PM
Did anyone come up with a question for your answer? I was just trying to help.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 11, 2005 12:40 AM
Why is all my underwear pink? Now she's on the wrong side of the road.
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alluvion
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posted June 11, 2005 01:38 AM
Where did she, go, my "Pink Panzer" of patriotism? Ah, here she is. Resting comfortably in the wrong parking lot. Silly goose.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 12, 2005 06:28 PM
Have you seen my mother lately? His first wife had eighteen kids, and his second wife had 18 kids, and his third wife only had 6.
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Morbo
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posted June 12, 2005 06:52 PM
So why did your crazy friend finally give up on dominating the Senate? There's one born every day, somewhere.
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Megan
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posted June 12, 2005 07:00 PM
Have you ever seen a purple cow? Well, I think it's too hot for that.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 12, 2005 07:06 PM
If I'm broiling my salmon in the oven, can I also pop in my cheesecake? No! Not the RED button!
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rivka
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posted June 12, 2005 07:32 PM
There are 90 seconds left of this one-hour drama. There's no way we can get everything wrapped up in that amount of time. Should I just push the "To Be Continued" button? Cliffhangers are evil.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 12, 2005 07:47 PM
Did you say that Clifford Lacey is evil? I didn't even know that they came in that size.
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Hamson
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posted June 13, 2005 01:45 AM
What did you think of the new baby? Only small children, maybe.
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kaioshin00
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posted June 13, 2005 01:00 PM
What's for lunch? Yes, I saw it last night.
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Megan
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posted June 13, 2005 02:46 PM
Have you seen the new B-rated teen vampire flick, "High School Sucks"? I would, but I really have to get some sleep.
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