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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
MEC
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posted May 23, 2005 08:53 PM
Master Chief has turned evil, what will we do? At least you're not a zombie.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 23, 2005 09:00 PM
What do you say to cheer up a depressed ghost? I'm so blue.
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MEC
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posted May 23, 2005 09:51 PM
What did the blue man group groupie say to the green day groupie? Tuna.
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unicornwhisperer
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posted May 23, 2005 09:54 PM
What is the most vulgar sandwich ever made? Cockatiels
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted May 23, 2005 10:10 PM
What were you drinking when you finally figured out that you'd had ENOUGH? Too many feathers.
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MEC
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posted May 23, 2005 10:15 PM
Why didn't you drink the cockatiels too? Eata kitty?
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Dan_raven
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posted May 23, 2005 10:26 PM
What is the worst brand name you can think of for a foriegn food restaurant? Drop On Inn.
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BryanP
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posted May 23, 2005 10:34 PM
What's the name of that brothel you run? And I'm sure Grandma is thankful.
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CRash
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posted May 23, 2005 11:59 PM
Did you know that Grandpa was run over by a reindeer? Yes, he was always an idiot.
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alluvion
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posted May 24, 2005 01:22 AM
bigger never implies better, let alone understandin', even under the worst of retro-reagonomics. *purchases a home in Watts in the face of indredulity on the part of his soul-wringing financiers*
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alluvion
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posted May 24, 2005 01:28 AM
bob S, please?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 24, 2005 08:03 AM
What is the size of an average ArtScroll(R) Siddur or Machzor? One; one & one; one & two; one & three; one & four; on & five; one & six; one & seven. (This one is for rivka mainly.) JH
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Jonathan Howard
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posted May 24, 2005 08:06 AM
"Q": Sorry, I forgot to go to Page 132... "A": I think I'm a little crazy.
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MEC
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posted May 24, 2005 08:18 AM
Why did you answer a question intended for rivka? Best toilet ever!
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Peter
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posted May 24, 2005 02:11 PM
So, what'd u think of that tree? We are letting this game die!!!
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Griffin
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posted May 24, 2005 04:33 PM
How long until this nonlandmark thread is put into the archives? Griffin
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MEC
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posted May 24, 2005 06:39 PM
who's going to answer this question? Death to the Death star!
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CRash
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posted May 24, 2005 07:31 PM
Could you find a way to make an obvious Star Wars pun? No way, I'd probably end up digested.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 25, 2005 12:06 PM
Want to bathe in bile? A paper clip can hold it together.
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Peter
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posted May 25, 2005 02:11 PM
What do you want to do with this building? It's about to fall apart. I never reall have like her.
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Morbo
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posted May 25, 2005 03:28 PM
Did that Linguistics major really break up with you over grammar issues? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
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MEC
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posted May 25, 2005 03:31 PM
Hey, as long as we're here, let's go see the golden gate bridge. Infidel!
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0range7Penguin
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posted May 25, 2005 03:35 PM
Orson Scott Card who's that? The British are coming!
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Morbo
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posted May 25, 2005 04:06 PM
Why is everything for dinner boiled? You know you secretly agree with me.
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Damander
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posted May 25, 2005 04:47 PM
That's disgusting! Why would you want to microwave a baby?!? Please, shoot me now.
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Peter
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posted May 26, 2005 09:07 AM
Want to go to an Elton John Concert? Wally'sWorld, definitly.
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Dan_raven
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posted May 26, 2005 09:11 AM
Where will you find "The Beav" being tortured slowly, 24/7? Not on Nick At Nite.
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kaioshin00
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posted May 26, 2005 01:39 PM
Where will you find "The Beav" being tortured slowly, 24/7? Happy hamburgers.
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MEC
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posted May 26, 2005 07:57 PM
How would you describe the food at the restaurant at the end of the universe? Harvey birdman, attorney at law.
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Megan
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posted May 27, 2005 09:51 AM
Who was that masked, feathered barrister? Yes, but they can only have small doses, so be careful.
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HesterGray
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posted May 27, 2005 12:58 PM
Can I give your flowers some Miracle-Gro? Wait until the company leaves.
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Peter
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posted May 27, 2005 01:46 PM
Are we allowed to play with the copier? Yes, we can.....or maybe I mean no, we can't.....I don't know!!!!
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Megan
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posted May 27, 2005 01:54 PM
Hey, can we go out to dinner tonight? I wouldn't...I tried it, and you see what happened.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 29, 2005 03:37 AM
Can I use the "shrink to fit" option to get my body to fit into this outfit? Squishy isn't the same thing as cuddly.
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Treason
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posted May 29, 2005 01:15 PM
Would you like to hold my dog made out of pudding? I didn't understand the question.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted May 29, 2005 03:07 PM
Now do you understand what I need from you? Not now, Ernest, I'm flossing.
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MEC
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posted May 29, 2005 03:18 PM
I think I'll make a movie about me going to the bathroom! Or not.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted May 29, 2005 04:43 PM
I thought about Napster way before - but I was sleeping, and then that WRETCH stole it from me. That's why it's called NAPster! Right? Because he's SCOTTISH.
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MEC
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posted May 29, 2005 08:07 PM
Why do you think Seth Green is quotable? BUY "JINGLE ALL THE WAY" NOW!
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Dan_raven
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posted May 29, 2005 09:31 PM
What was Govenor Scwarteneger's last executive order? Vote for me so I'll be back.
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MEC
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posted May 30, 2005 08:44 AM
Try it again govenor, but this time put the emphasis on I'll be back. Don't say it!
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Beanny
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posted May 30, 2005 09:43 AM
I know all of the numbers of pi by heart until the 1000000th digit! Wanna hear? I don't think that's very Christian of you.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted May 30, 2005 09:49 AM
What's Schwartzenegger's campaign slogan for US Presidency? Unto the English Weather.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 30, 2005 08:16 PM
What do you call your poem about the neutered goats in the London fog wearing men's cologne? Scratch that somewhere else!
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alluvion
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posted May 30, 2005 08:59 PM
Do you think they will catch on? *scratch* Wait'il you see who I've trained those breezy fleas to please.
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SteveRogers
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posted May 30, 2005 10:12 PM
Q: Am I the only one who doesn't understand that answer? A: I believe I asked for no fingers in this chili......
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alluvion
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posted May 30, 2005 10:17 PM
True, but you asked to be "bowled over", didn't you Stevie? That's what he passed me, as meagre as it was, but he still asked me to take a bite. Now what would you do?
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CRash
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posted May 31, 2005 01:46 AM
What I want to know is, why on earth would you even think of putting a glowing cookie offered you by a strange homeless man in your mouth? The stars are stranger than my sandwich.
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MEC
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posted May 31, 2005 01:55 AM
Nice plain peanut butter sandwich. Flying ninjas in space!
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