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MEC
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Master Chief has turned evil, what will we do?

At least you're not a zombie.

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What do you say to cheer up a depressed ghost?

I'm so blue.

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What did the blue man group groupie say to the green day groupie?

Tuna.

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What is the most vulgar sandwich ever made?

Cockatiels

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What were you drinking when you finally figured out that you'd had ENOUGH?

Too many feathers.

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MEC
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Why didn't you drink the cockatiels too?

Eata kitty?

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What is the worst brand name you can think of for a foriegn food restaurant?

Drop On Inn.

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What's the name of that brothel you run?

And I'm sure Grandma is thankful.

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Did you know that Grandpa was run over by a reindeer?

Yes, he was always an idiot.

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bigger never implies better, let alone understandin', even under the worst of retro-reagonomics.

*purchases a home in Watts in the face of indredulity on the part of his soul-wringing financiers*

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alluvion
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bob S,

please?

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What is the size of an average ArtScroll(R) Siddur or Machzor?

One; one & one; one & two; one & three; one & four; on & five; one & six; one & seven. (This one is for rivka mainly.)

JH

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"Q": Sorry, I forgot to go to Page 132...

"A": I think I'm a little crazy.

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MEC
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Why did you answer a question intended for rivka?

Best toilet ever!

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So, what'd u think of that tree?




We are letting this game die!!!

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How long until this nonlandmark thread is put into the archives?

Griffin

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MEC
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who's going to answer this question?

Death to the Death star!

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Could you find a way to make an obvious Star Wars pun?

No way, I'd probably end up digested.

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Want to bathe in bile?

A paper clip can hold it together.

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Peter
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What do you want to do with this building? It's about to fall apart.





I never reall have like her.

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Did that Linguistics major really break up with you over grammar issues?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

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MEC
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Hey, as long as we're here, let's go see the golden gate bridge.

Infidel!

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Orson Scott Card who's that?

The British are coming!

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Why is everything for dinner boiled?

You know you secretly agree with me.

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That's disgusting! Why would you want to microwave a baby?!?

Please, shoot me now.

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Want to go to an Elton John Concert?





Wally'sWorld, definitly.

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Where will you find "The Beav" being tortured slowly, 24/7?

Not on Nick At Nite.

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Where will you find "The Beav" being tortured slowly, 24/7?

Happy hamburgers.

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How would you describe the food at the restaurant at the end of the universe?

Harvey birdman, attorney at law.

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Who was that masked, feathered barrister?

Yes, but they can only have small doses, so be careful.

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Can I give your flowers some Miracle-Gro?

Wait until the company leaves.

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Are we allowed to play with the copier?




Yes, we can.....or maybe I mean no, we can't.....I don't know!!!!

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Hey, can we go out to dinner tonight?

I wouldn't...I tried it, and you see what happened.

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Can I use the "shrink to fit" option to get my body to fit into this outfit?

Squishy isn't the same thing as cuddly.

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Would you like to hold my dog made out of pudding?


I didn't understand the question.

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Now do you understand what I need from you?

Not now, Ernest, I'm flossing.

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I think I'll make a movie about me going to the bathroom!

Or not.

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I thought about Napster way before - but I was sleeping, and then that WRETCH stole it from me. That's why it's called NAPster! Right?

Because he's SCOTTISH.

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Why do you think Seth Green is quotable?

BUY "JINGLE ALL THE WAY" NOW!

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What was Govenor Scwarteneger's last executive order?

Vote for me so I'll be back.

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[ROFL]
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Try it again govenor, but this time put the emphasis on I'll be back.

Don't say it!

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I know all of the numbers of pi by heart until the 1000000th digit! Wanna hear?

I don't think that's very Christian of you.

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What's Schwartzenegger's campaign slogan for US Presidency?

Unto the English Weather.

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What do you call your poem about the neutered goats in the London fog wearing men's cologne?


Scratch that somewhere else!

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Do you think they will catch on? *scratch*

Wait'il you see who I've trained those breezy fleas to please.

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Q: Am I the only one who doesn't understand that answer?

A: I believe I asked for no fingers in this chili......

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True, but you asked to be "bowled over", didn't you Stevie?

That's what he passed me, as meagre as it was, but he still asked me to take a bite. Now what would you do?

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What I want to know is, why on earth would you even think of putting a glowing cookie offered you by a strange homeless man in your mouth?

The stars are stranger than my sandwich.

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Nice plain peanut butter sandwich.

Flying ninjas in space!

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