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Sterling
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On my last fishing trip, I lost over a hundred bucks worth of gear, got so sick I threw up twice, and was lost for two days without food; can ya beat that?

_You_ tell him to shut up.

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Stone_Wolf_
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God I wish Jet Li would stop talking so much, why don't you tell him to shut up?

Mine's pink.

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suminonA
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*overwhelmed with pride* Could my lawn get any better?

No, I think you were right.

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suminonA
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Can you believe that I was the only one left here?

Yes, what you said.

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Hence it is that, whatever force my reasonings may possess, yet because the belong to philosophy, I do not expect they will have much effect on the minds of men, unless you extend to them your patronage and approval (Descartes), which I now ask, will you?

Do what the man says.

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The man says to listen to the woman, and the woman says NOT to listen to the man. What am I supposed to do?

Edit.

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Tante Shvester
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Can what does the tide say when it goes backwards?

I guess two-by-two.

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What kind of boards did Noah use to build the Ark?

Yes, but they’re still maroon.

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Sterling
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So I brought ya the wrong bulbs for the stop lights- people are still stopping, aren't they?

This evil's been diluted.

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Does the coffee taste different to you?

Twice on Mondays!

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What were his demands?

And, it went downhill from there.

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Tante Shvester
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Why do you think that cross-country skiing is the pinnacle of winter sports?

More like Uncle Tom's Cabin Boy.

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Did you hear that Tom's nephew is a top notch sailor?

That was not easy.


Edit for stupidity.

[ January 27, 2006, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Stone_Wolf_ ]

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Uprooted
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I'm proud of you for showing restraint when your future father-in-law was holding forth on his political opinions.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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suminonA
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Did you know that the Emperor’s last Quest for you is to go and _kill_ that huge disgusting dragon-like beast?

I love you too.

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What's love got to do with it?

Up for auction: one healthy liver.

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suminonA
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What would dissapoint you to hear after making love to that dragon?

I sould shut up right about now.

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What in the heck does sould mean, and why have you been using it in every sentence for the last twenty minutes?

If it's true, then I'm leaving.

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suminonA
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Hey, I'm so glad that you showed up! Did you know that only those with an IQ over 100 would be allowed to get in?

I don't even _have_ an IQ!

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MandyM
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Hey, can I pick your brain for a minute?

Your opinion means nothing to me.

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Did I ever tell you that I think that picking brains is a disgusting habit?

I tried it once, but I was soon bored.

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Q: Have you ever tried sky diving on a piece of lumber?

A: If I'm lame, and you're lame. Then we're mostly lame. Mostly.

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suminonA
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There are only 3 of us on this deserted island. Can't we declare a majority of lame people?

The flamethrower was in sight.

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Tante Shvester
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How DID you lose that eye? Running with scissors? BB gun?

The proof is in the pudding.

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I set one of the proofs down on the kitchen table yesterday, where did it go?

More pudding please.

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Tante Shvester
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Well, you SAY that actually being in possession of a hand basket is a prerequisite for going to Hell, but how are you going to PROVE that?

Why, I've got a hand basket right here!

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suminonA
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Well, you SAY that actually being in possession of a hand basket is a prerequisite for going to Hell, but how are you going to PROVE that?

Yeah, but then it turned green!

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Tante Shvester
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Why won't you eat your Soylent Yellow? You love Soylent Yellow!

People. People who eat people. Are the luckiest people in the world.

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What are the perks of cannibalism?

It's on a deserted island, if that helps any.

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Tante Shvester
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Hey, where did my dessert go?

That's just sick.

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suminonA
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Did you know that I'm the healtiest person alive?

A double-negation might help.

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Tante Shvester
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Don't you know that's a no-no?

Don't bother me; I'm sleeping.

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Is that a cannibal in your bed?

I don't even exercise

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Is it just me, or are you looking more rotund lately?

I understand exactly what you mean.

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And then, like, whoa!! Ya' know?


And that proves my point.

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Are you seriously saying that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people?

There is no proof!

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Did you know that they are accusing you of eating the whole cake, and then the fridge too?

Proof by omision.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you know that you left an "s" out of "omision"?

[ROFL]

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I never said that!

I think torture with small appliances is the only fair punishment.

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What do you think about the punishment of swallowing the other fridge too?

I usualy don't maek mistaeks.

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You said that the square root of 81 was "aardvark"?

My feet are cold.

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Why is there pudding in your shoes?

More Stinky Feet Pudding please!

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Want some puddin' puddin'?

Read the whole thread before posting, n00b.

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Tante Shvester
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Can somebody explain what this thread is about? Cause I don't get it.

They have all the wrong q's in the faq's.

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Why is this HELP section so unhelpful?

There is no owl.

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Have you seen the bird version of the Matrix, the Ornithatrix?

Hair bands will save the world.

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Why do you keep 3 hair bands around your wrist?

Russia is still Communist, stupid.

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Why is Vladimir Putin sharing nuclear technology with third world radical theocracy?

I think the Shiite has hit the fan.

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So what's up in Iraq?

Just read the transcript of the State of the Union address.

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Why are you standing up and clapping completely randomly?

I think they misunderestimated me.

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