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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Sterling
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posted January 24, 2006 08:34 PM
On my last fishing trip, I lost over a hundred bucks worth of gear, got so sick I threw up twice, and was lost for two days without food; can ya beat that? _You_ tell him to shut up.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 25, 2006 02:30 AM
God I wish Jet Li would stop talking so much, why don't you tell him to shut up? Mine's pink.
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suminonA
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posted January 25, 2006 04:00 AM
*overwhelmed with pride* Could my lawn get any better? No, I think you were right.
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suminonA
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posted January 26, 2006 02:29 PM
Can you believe that I was the only one left here? Yes, what you said.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 26, 2006 02:38 PM
Hence it is that, whatever force my reasonings may possess, yet because the belong to philosophy, I do not expect they will have much effect on the minds of men, unless you extend to them your patronage and approval (Descartes), which I now ask, will you? Do what the man says.
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suminonA
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posted January 26, 2006 03:09 PM
The man says to listen to the woman, and the woman says NOT to listen to the man. What am I supposed to do? Edit.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 26, 2006 04:41 PM
Can what does the tide say when it goes backwards? I guess two-by-two.
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advice for robots
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posted January 26, 2006 04:51 PM
What kind of boards did Noah use to build the Ark? Yes, but they’re still maroon.
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Sterling
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posted January 26, 2006 06:31 PM
So I brought ya the wrong bulbs for the stop lights- people are still stopping, aren't they? This evil's been diluted.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 27, 2006 12:33 AM
Does the coffee taste different to you? Twice on Mondays!
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clod
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posted January 27, 2006 01:07 AM
What were his demands? And, it went downhill from there.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 27, 2006 06:21 AM
Why do you think that cross-country skiing is the pinnacle of winter sports? More like Uncle Tom's Cabin Boy.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 27, 2006 05:55 PM
Did you hear that Tom's nephew is a top notch sailor? That was not easy. Edit for stupidity. [ January 27, 2006, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Stone_Wolf_ ]
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Uprooted
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posted January 27, 2006 11:56 PM
I'm proud of you for showing restraint when your future father-in-law was holding forth on his political opinions. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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suminonA
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posted January 28, 2006 06:35 AM
Did you know that the Emperor’s last Quest for you is to go and _kill_ that huge disgusting dragon-like beast? I love you too.
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MandyM
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posted January 28, 2006 11:05 AM
What's love got to do with it? Up for auction: one healthy liver.
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suminonA
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posted January 28, 2006 02:09 PM
What would dissapoint you to hear after making love to that dragon? I sould shut up right about now.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 29, 2006 02:29 PM
What in the heck does sould mean, and why have you been using it in every sentence for the last twenty minutes? If it's true, then I'm leaving.
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suminonA
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posted January 29, 2006 03:51 PM
Hey, I'm so glad that you showed up! Did you know that only those with an IQ over 100 would be allowed to get in? I don't even _have_ an IQ!
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MandyM
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posted January 29, 2006 10:29 PM
Hey, can I pick your brain for a minute? Your opinion means nothing to me.
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posted January 29, 2006 10:46 PM
Did I ever tell you that I think that picking brains is a disgusting habit? I tried it once, but I was soon bored.
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SteveRogers
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posted January 29, 2006 10:53 PM
Q: Have you ever tried sky diving on a piece of lumber? A: If I'm lame, and you're lame. Then we're mostly lame. Mostly.
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suminonA
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posted January 30, 2006 09:23 AM
There are only 3 of us on this deserted island. Can't we declare a majority of lame people? The flamethrower was in sight.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 30, 2006 11:55 AM
How DID you lose that eye? Running with scissors? BB gun? The proof is in the pudding.
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Steev
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posted January 30, 2006 10:18 PM
I set one of the proofs down on the kitchen table yesterday, where did it go? More pudding please.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 31, 2006 08:50 AM
Well, you SAY that actually being in possession of a hand basket is a prerequisite for going to Hell, but how are you going to PROVE that? Why, I've got a hand basket right here!
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suminonA
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posted January 31, 2006 10:30 AM
Well, you SAY that actually being in possession of a hand basket is a prerequisite for going to Hell, but how are you going to PROVE that? Yeah, but then it turned green!
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 31, 2006 01:31 PM
Why won't you eat your Soylent Yellow? You love Soylent Yellow! People. People who eat people. Are the luckiest people in the world.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted January 31, 2006 01:44 PM
What are the perks of cannibalism? It's on a deserted island, if that helps any.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 31, 2006 01:50 PM
Hey, where did my dessert go? That's just sick.
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suminonA
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posted January 31, 2006 02:54 PM
Did you know that I'm the healtiest person alive? A double-negation might help.
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 31, 2006 03:10 PM
Don't you know that's a no-no? Don't bother me; I'm sleeping.
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peterh
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posted January 31, 2006 04:25 PM
Is that a cannibal in your bed? I don't even exercise
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Brinestone
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posted January 31, 2006 04:43 PM
Is it just me, or are you looking more rotund lately? I understand exactly what you mean.
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suminonA
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posted January 31, 2006 05:39 PM
And then, like, whoa!! Ya' know? And that proves my point.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 01, 2006 06:35 AM
Are you seriously saying that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people? There is no proof!
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suminonA
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posted February 01, 2006 07:34 AM
Did you know that they are accusing you of eating the whole cake, and then the fridge too ? Proof by omision.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 01, 2006 07:39 AM
Did you know that you left an "s" out of "omision"?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 01, 2006 07:44 AM
I never said that! I think torture with small appliances is the only fair punishment.
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suminonA
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posted February 01, 2006 07:49 AM
What do you think about the punishment of swallowing the other fridge too? I usualy don't maek mistaeks.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 01, 2006 12:47 PM
You said that the square root of 81 was "aardvark"? My feet are cold.
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Steev
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posted February 01, 2006 06:24 PM
Why is there pudding in your shoes? More Stinky Feet Pudding please!
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The Pixiest
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posted February 01, 2006 06:32 PM
Want some puddin' puddin'? Read the whole thread before posting, n00b.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 01, 2006 06:36 PM
Can somebody explain what this thread is about? Cause I don't get it. They have all the wrong q's in the faq's.
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Uprooted
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posted February 02, 2006 12:03 AM
Why is this HELP section so unhelpful? There is no owl.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 02, 2006 12:58 AM
Have you seen the bird version of the Matrix, the Ornithatrix? Hair bands will save the world.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted February 02, 2006 01:00 AM
Why do you keep 3 hair bands around your wrist? Russia is still Communist, stupid.
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dantesparadigm
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posted February 02, 2006 01:40 AM
Why is Vladimir Putin sharing nuclear technology with third world radical theocracy? I think the Shiite has hit the fan.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted February 02, 2006 01:58 AM
So what's up in Iraq? Just read the transcript of the State of the Union address.
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dantesparadigm
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posted February 02, 2006 02:24 AM
Why are you standing up and clapping completely randomly? I think they misunderestimated me.
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