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Diosmel Duda
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What did Michael Jackson do to his nose this time? You said he moved it?

I think you do.

[This message has been edited by Diosmel Duda (edited February 24, 2003).]

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T_Smith
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Do you really think Im the kind of guy to start more than one nth thread?

I wonder which one is hotter. Ally? Or Ally's sister?

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Diosmel Duda
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What do you do at work all day?

Well, he doesn't exactly fit the norm.

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Hydralisk5284
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I wonder how your dad's been doing...

Because he got a face lift

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T_Smith
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Why does Bill look like he's being forced to smile?

*wearing a storm trooper uniform* Wait a minute. That's not star wars! Thats Revenge of the Nerds!

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Mr.Funny
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Hey, have you heard about that new Star Wars games where you hack into the database and control the world?

My flashlights are dead, so watch out for werewolves.

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Dan_raven
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What do we have to worry about? You have the worlds greatest super hero to protect us, The Silver Flashlight Twins. We are safe from the Werewolves.

You are never safe from a Werewolf with a moon tatto.

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WmLambert
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If she just wanted a cute little puppy tattooed on her left cheek, why did she get one with fangs?

Moon Doggy mets the big Cahuna.

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Vampyr1818
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You know what would be a really cool movie?

Put my book in the bag the right way moron.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wanna see what I can do with my tongue?

Early morning is best for me.

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T_Smith
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Anakin, when's the best time to tease a senator?

Battles for the hotdogs are fought every day. We try to make as many hotdogs as possible. We ask you not to fight for them. And please don't use weapons and magic in the cafeteria.

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Diosmel Duda
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Why is my hotdog floating above my bun?

Well, Hawt Dawg!

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Dragon
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The New Yorkers are taking over the world!

Blimy!

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Amka
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Okay, now who was the Aussie that roasted the marshmellows? They are way over done. As in carbonized.

Xia and Shang

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Dan_raven
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I just watched Batman & Robin in China. Know what its called there?

It will all happen in the year of the rat.

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Strider
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Why are you going into hibernation for the next 5 years?

it doesn't look like a poodle.

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Dan_raven
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I have in this cage, the creature of your worst nightmare, the thing that makes your shiver in your shoes and soil your clothing. It is the most disgusting, vial, evil creature God ever put on this earth. Behold!

Hi. My name is Dan Raven. I'm a Mathnet watcher.

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Dead_Horse
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Contestant number three, tell us who you are and what you really do...

Give me mine without the duck!

(edited for confusion..I am in class)

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Paul
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Sponge bath, sir?

I'm afraid it's worse than that... He has disco fever.

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littlemissattitude
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How long will he have to be in quarantine?

There is no such thing as too many books.

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T_Smith
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The Beast (in Human form): Belle, you haven't stopped reading those books in the past 12 days. Don't you think thats too many books?

Lady luck, hold on to your pants.

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Narnia
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Are you really going to risk all of your financial aid money at the craps table?

Well, I could have...I guess.

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Krankykat
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Could you have been the 3301 post?

Feet hurting at the end of the day and when waking up in the morning.

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Bob_Scopatz
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How can you tell when it's time to give up firewalking in your sleep?

That was extremely callous.

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Frisco
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Did you hear about the man who died from over-onanization?

I wouldn't touch that if I were you.

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Feyd Baron
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Uhhh, Frisco?

Well, it had to happen sooner or later.

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Narnia
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Why do people have to mention onanism on this thread?

We did everything in our power to prevent it.

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enjeeo
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Mariah Carey is making another movie?!

About 50cents, a wire coat hanger and lots of tinsel.

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Frisco
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You spent Christmas in Atlantic City? Did you bring me anything?

No, I don't want to "try, try again!"

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enjeeo
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Well here at Thelma's House of Pain, we don't actually give refunds, but can I perhaps offer you an exchange item which is a little...easier to remove?

I said 'no' and I meant...well, okay.

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Mr.Funny
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Again, I ask: Are you going to give me all of your money?

Well in that case, the sky will be shaped like a melon.

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Dan_raven
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In my special place E=MC cubed.

It his birthday today.

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enjeeo
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Why is he look so happiness?
(sorry, couldn't resist

)

In an understated way.

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Mr.Funny
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So you are saying that Hatrack is cool?

He's a hundred twenty and still kickin!

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Diosmel Duda
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How old did you say that soccer player was?

The net result was close to nothing.

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Mr.Funny
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How'd that fishing trip go?

The wind blew and blew and blew and it was HORRIBLE!

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DeathofBees
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How'd your gastrointestinal distress go?

(I know. Ewww!)

But in the BFG it was funny!

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Dan_raven
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I know you were a riot in the Bavarian Folks Garage, but here in the US Canada Bashing just isn't funny.

That, dear sir or madam, was not a question.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are you trying to kill this thread?

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Beren One Hand
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What did Joe Millionaire and the bondage girl do in the woods?

Gee wheez, the Bible is not a toy!

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T_Smith
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Did you hear that McDonalds has been taken over by God and that Bibles will now be found in every Happy Meal?

Orange. No. Interpretive Dancing. Its a story of love and conquest and pointing fingers.

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T_Smith
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Well, no offense but since I did beat you to it, you wouldn't mind deleting yours would you?

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Shan
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Sniff.

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enjeeo
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Was it a ballroom class, or jazz ballet class where the two main characters met? You know, when she was wearing that dress that was tangerine, or...I mean really, what's the book about?

I lost it all.

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chocolate
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quote:
Orange. No. Interpretive Dancing. Its a story of love and conquest and pointing fingers.

Q: Can you say something incredibly random?

A: Sure, but as long as you don't sleep with her.

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Diosmel Duda
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Can I borrow your teddy bear?

Don't dessert me now!

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Toblerone
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I'm sorry but i'm leaving you for Cookie

There can be only one type of chocolate in this town, and thats me

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Diosmel Duda
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What do you have against nutty people?

It's a long way down.

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Feyd Baron
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So, where was the Begging the Question thread before I posted?

Oh, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

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Sopwith
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Anyone seen my car keys?

And I swear, I saw the whole thing!

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