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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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CRash
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Who wants to go on strike against the Counting Sheep?
Those things are for squares.
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Dan_raven
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Who ordered the round pegs?
Good luck fitting them together.
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Haloed Silhouette
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Look! I got a new purple shirt with cyan spots and a fungus-green pair of pants with cross-braced brick-patterns painted orange!
Because that's that; end of subject *changes subject*.
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alluvion
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Why did you roll up that sleeve and light that cigar?
*ashes*
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CRash
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How does Sean Connery curse at the movie crew?
Carefully, or else we all eat apples.
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Hamson
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How must I attach this lightbulb?
Ground up meat bits.
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Orson Scott Card
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What does human flesh taste like, if you serve it on a hamburger?
I had the pizza with green olives.
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Jonathan Howard
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OSC, what happened to your landmark - and please don't change the subject!
It seemed to vanish...
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alluvion
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...upon daybreak? Or nappy-time noon?
It all went down at Sunset & Vein.
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Dr. Evil
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Where exactly did you shoot up your drugs?
Follow through on your backswing.
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Haloed Silhouette
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How do I get to Princes Avenue?
Well of course the wall is denser than JFK's head!
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lazarus
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Do you think that wall is denser than JFKs head?
SPOOOOOOONNN! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Mr.Gumby
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So what do you like to do in bed?
It's all in the pie.
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Dead_Horse
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So, what do you like to do in bed?
Just put some whipped cream on it and stop whining.
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Lara
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I'm sorry, are those...carrots...in the green jello?
All I'm saying is, he could have paid better attention.
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SteveRogers
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What do you see wrong with that guy? You should be nicer, not everyone gets their head stuck in a street sign.
Did you ever find that Cheeto you dropped a week ago?
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jeniwren
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What's that orange thing in my drawer?
What?? Not AGAIN!!
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Steev
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Looks like we're having green jello with shredded carrots for desert.
I don’t usually stick things there; someone else must have done it.
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alluvion
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Let me get this straight... you didn't do it?
That's what she said.
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Tante Shvester
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Is alluvion's great-great-great-grandmother's sister Auntie D'Alluvian?
I'd like a supersized parrot with that, please.
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lazarus
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Can I get you anything else Mr. Cleese?
Always peel your grapes.
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Steev
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Do you have any words of wisdom you would like to leave for your progeny after you die?
No, the correct term is infarction. And it doesn’t apply in this case.
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Kwea
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Did you get a speeding ticket too?
It doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is our new computer so slow?
Embrace the web in all its glory.
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Tante Shvester
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Which E.B. White book would you recommend I read?
Not tonight, dear.
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Megan
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Why don't we get dressed up and go out on the town for nice night of possum hunting, beer drinking, and general hootin' and hollerin'?
I'm afraid I can't allow that to happen.
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Steev
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Look, Honey, all we would need are two small firecrackers, some sticky tape and access to your mother’s cat.
Not if you place it there it won't!
[ June 26, 2005, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Steev ]
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Orson Scott Card
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Will this Wonderbra make me beautiful?
I'm NOT signing that.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Could you please put "with Love, Arthur C. Clarke?"
It's great to be hedgy, mon!
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Morbo
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Given global warming, why are you investing in Jamaican bobsleds?
This job just got interesting.
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Verily the Younger
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Um . . . did a man in a gorilla suit just walk by your office carrying a naked woman?
He called me a cantaloupe.
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Megan
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What made you slap the fruit vendor?
No, but if I try hard enough, I'm sure something will happen.
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Tante Shvester
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Has your levitation project gotten off the ground yet?
Well, only if you go first.
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BunnV
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Want to try some of this Pink Gatorade?
It disappears and the sock slips off.
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Tante Shvester
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Why can't you use Chlorox on clothes with elastic?
Go ahead, but it's probably contageous.
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Haloed Silhouette
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Let's buy a DVD of Parkinson!
Because England is blowing up.
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BunnV
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Why did they schedule the Olympics in London?
No, I think it's suspiciously more minty fresh than it should be.
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Orson Scott Card
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Is this thing from the bottom of the urinal a lozenge?
Not even The Torch from Fantastic Four.
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Orson Scott Card
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Is there anything that can give me a nice, all-over suntan?
Just what you'd expect from a superhero.
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Youth ap Orem
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How tasty is that new hoagie sandwich made with WonderPig Pork?
All I need is two potatoes, 3 inches of copper wire, and a suitcase filled with grape jelly.
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Dan_raven
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How are going to make a Super-Hero Sandwich?
I find that hard to stomach.
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Youth ap Orem
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Did you like my last question?
It hurts when you put it like that.
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Orson Scott Card
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Aren't you glad I happened to have a rectal thermometer here?
I got the fever!
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Megan
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Why are you naked in a kiddie pool full of ice?
Well, I suppose, but that's going to be a very awkward conversation.
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Hamson
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Could you ask the nurse if its safe to ingest bottle rockets?
Only the finest rum Idaho has to offer.
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CRash
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This drink tastes like spuds...what did you say it was?
Don't you dare--that's got a lock on it for a reason!
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Tante Shvester
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Do you mind if I pick my nose?
On the second shelf, behind the mayonnaise.
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ludosti
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Where's your wife?
Sure, if I'm feeling particularly adventurous.
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theCrowsWife
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Can you write a sonnet in 30 seconds?
The cat ate it!
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Tante Shvester
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Have you seen the Meow Mix?
I know an old woman who swallowed a fly.
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