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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Enigmatic
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posted August 23, 2005 01:41 PM
How long has this portal to the netherworld been in your bathroom? Take me to the weasels.
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Jess N
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posted August 23, 2005 02:08 PM
What do you want, Alien-boy? Why are there men in black at my door?
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Hamson
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posted August 23, 2005 02:21 PM
What did that farmer say before he got his brain wiped? They're ready to go at a moments notice.
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Jess N
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posted August 23, 2005 02:24 PM
Why are those guys sitting by the restroom? It's curry time!
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Hamson
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posted August 23, 2005 05:11 PM
What cooking show are you watching? It happened in two stages. First, the ripping. Second, the exploding.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 05:23 PM
What do you think of those new Velcro Enemas? It was a VERY shiny nose.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 05:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Jess N: Why are those guys sitting by the restroom?
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Treason
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posted August 23, 2005 05:27 PM
What was your idea for an alternative source of oil? English may be a dead language.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 05:29 PM
Why is it that there are so many ghosts haunting the castles of Great Britain? You should see a doctor for that little problem.
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MandyM
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posted August 23, 2005 06:07 PM
Do you think this mole is shaped like Dumbledore? I ate them all.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 06:10 PM
Are there any more mothballs? I prefer maltballs.
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MandyM
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posted August 23, 2005 06:16 PM
Why did you throw your chocolate shake at me? Or Why are your winter sweaters all sticky? Sure looks like a fungus to me.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 09:41 PM
Have you seen William Shatner's newest toupee? FIRE AT WILL!!
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Hamson
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posted August 23, 2005 09:54 PM
Who was it we were suppose to be killing? It stabs so painfully!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 09:57 PM
BB King, why did you switch from your other glucometer to the new One Touch Ultra? To get to the other side.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 23, 2005 10:02 PM
Why did you just flip my iPod over? It doesn't work that way.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 10:10 PM
" So how do you think the formula works? I'm pretty hopeless with functions, but the aim is that someone like Tante who has a very high ratio of posts:time should start off with low increments of rating but increase as time flows with less effect of the posts posted later on. In other words, that the original boost in posts will be more valuable later."
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Jess N
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posted August 23, 2005 10:53 PM
Could you explain that--in English? Let's all have a latte and relax!
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Hamson
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posted August 23, 2005 11:10 PM
quote: Originally posted by Tante Shvester: BB King, why did you switch from your other glucometer to the new One Touch Ultra? I barely watch TV, and I see that commercial ALL the time. Q: Caffine just adds to the crazyness! And then when everyones done with their drinks, they just want to lay back! Everyone needs to stop with this coffee buisness and improve this weak work ethic! A: That lizard should know.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 23, 2005 11:12 PM
What is the surest way to choose the best insurance policy? A manicure and a pedicure.
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Jess N
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posted August 23, 2005 11:13 PM
Hamson: Is that question? OK... OK Why is that guy so happy about his car insurance? I'll just use my sonic screwdriver!
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Hamson
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posted August 23, 2005 11:14 PM
D'oh. Too slow. Tante: What are those things that make your nails all spiffy? Jess: Do you think they could even design a screwdriver better than my state of the art SOLAR SCREWER 20XX? A path into the Hell world.
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Jess N
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posted August 23, 2005 11:21 PM
What's the other name for Atlanta's 285N at 4:30 in the afternoon? (Sorry, had to post an Atlanta joke.) Lassie, you're the best dog around!
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The Reader
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posted August 23, 2005 11:25 PM
How did you speak to my Scottish Girlfriend? That smell is either roadkill or really good cheese.
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Raia
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posted August 23, 2005 11:41 PM
What's for dinner? You'll have to check with my secretary first.
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 24, 2005 01:23 AM
Is lingerie an appropriate gift for Administrative Assistants Day? I'm having trouble with my Horizontal Hold.(for those of us old enough to know what that is, it's not as dirty as it sounds)
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 24, 2005 01:49 AM
Don't you hate when Dunkin' Donuts fills up your iced coffee with so much ice that there is barely room for the coffee in your cup? What do you do about that? Charmed, I'm sure.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 02:11 AM
What was that one blasphemous show on the WB? You know, the one with the girl from the Boss? It's made almost entirely out of legos!!
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Rico
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posted August 24, 2005 02:26 AM
Nice car, is it enviromentally friendly? Twist it twenty times and then lie down.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 02:40 AM
Are you sure that Sally sells seashells by the seashore? Only if you bring the potato salad.
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Treason
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posted August 24, 2005 02:46 AM
Can I follow you into the bathroom? Eat it, it's good for you.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 02:49 AM
Why'd you hand me this cinderblock? You're supposed to rub it on your face.
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Rico
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posted August 24, 2005 02:54 AM
What do I do with this porcupine you just handed me? It smells like Christmas!
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 02:56 AM
Why are you making us eat reindeer for dinner? Look, if you only do it once, I'm sure it'll grow back.
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Treason
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posted August 24, 2005 02:59 AM
I want to cut off my nose to spite my face. What do you think? I should check with God.
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 03:03 AM
Do you think you could slide that mountain a little to the West. It's not undiscovered if someone's been there before.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted August 24, 2005 04:06 AM
Do you think Brazil is actually Phoenician? Dam, dam, bloody dam!
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ThatGuyfromFreshmanYear
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posted August 24, 2005 04:12 AM
What do you get when you cross a beaver and an Aztec? If you listen closely, you can hear the sizzle.
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quidscribis
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posted August 24, 2005 04:15 AM
Is that rain I hear? Bollocks and blustering billywags!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 24, 2005 04:43 AM
What did Dumbledorn (sp) say when he stubbed his toe? No, no, pull the left one!
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quidscribis
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posted August 24, 2005 04:54 AM
How about I pull this one? Red is a good color.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 24, 2005 05:07 AM
I heard that Native Americans have come up with their own slogan like "Black is beautiful", what is it? I didn't know it was loaded.
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Λαβύρινθος
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posted August 24, 2005 05:22 AM
What's assonance? I think they were thirteen.
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quidscribis
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posted August 24, 2005 05:31 AM
How many died at dinner? There's a leprachaun over in the corner.
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Λαβύρινθος
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posted August 24, 2005 06:35 AM
This house is so dull, as if it has no life in it. A mischievous little cattle-prod!
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 24, 2005 06:53 AM
How do you think the kindergarten teacher managed to get her class to stage "Hamlet" for back-to-school night? Careful! You could put an eye out!
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quidscribis
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posted August 24, 2005 07:05 AM
What's this pointy object for? Pot roast. And ketchup. And grilled onions and carrots. Yum!
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Λαβύρινθος
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posted August 24, 2005 07:15 AM
Give me that sword, please. I've been training with them. Because glasses are made out of wooden discs. Edit: Missed quiddy's. Ignore this, please.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 24, 2005 07:43 AM
quid: Okay, we have the patern picked out, now for a material. What do you want your suit made of? Λαβύρινθος: Why did he scream so much when he heard he was getting contacts from the same guy who made his glasses? I've never seen him do that before.
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