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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 03:35 PM
You said you were going to give me a swift kick in the pants. I'm waiting...when am I getting my swift kick in the pants?
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Hamson
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posted August 29, 2005 04:15 PM
Whatcha gonna call the killer robot you just built?
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 04:17 PM
Why are you using ants as deoderant?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 05:47 PM
Plastic surgeon to patient: "What kind of new noses are you interested in seeing?"
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Hamson
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posted August 29, 2005 09:35 PM
How are you liking the ice cool, freshly squeezed gecko juice?
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digging_holes
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posted August 29, 2005 10:52 PM
What is this sticky, wet stuff that just hit me in the head from above?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 10:58 PM
Can you show me evidence of Divine Love?
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 11:18 PM
Where did they find the heart for your transplant?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:20 PM
If it wasn't cyanide and it wasn't arsenic, what DID kill Colonel Mustard?
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BunnV
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posted August 29, 2005 11:24 PM
My friend told me you have every board game ever made. Is that true?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:27 PM
Are you trying to make an onanism reference?
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Treason
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posted August 29, 2005 11:34 PM
What did you say in that speech you gave at the Music Awards?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 29, 2005 11:36 PM
Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing?
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Treason
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posted August 30, 2005 12:12 AM
Where did you get that um, interesting dress you have on?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 30, 2005 12:30 AM
The bouillabaisse is divine! What is your secret ingredient?
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CaySedai
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posted August 30, 2005 01:23 AM
Why are gas prices going up so much?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 30, 2005 01:28 AM
What's your favorite OSC reviews everything topic?
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Son of Shvester
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posted August 30, 2005 12:29 PM
Why is there jagged bone sticking out of your leg?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 30, 2005 01:23 PM
You know you are really annoying?
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 30, 2005 04:29 PM
What's a Goalodflun?
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Hamson
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posted August 30, 2005 04:51 PM
So... this weekend wanna help me build an space station?
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MandyM
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posted August 30, 2005 05:55 PM
So how did the liver and onion toothpaste work on your bad breath?
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Hamson
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posted August 30, 2005 06:52 PM
Can I send you to the space station first to make sure it's habitable?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 12:09 AM
Lend me a hand?
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Shan
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posted August 31, 2005 12:13 AM
Hey! Didn't you hear me?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 12:32 AM
Why did you put your sweater in your Mulligatawny?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 02:52 AM
Anyone got change for a quarter?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 06:31 AM
In the spirit of harmony and tolerance, why don't we all, Black and White, Jew and Christian, Hindu and Muslim, Mountain Folk and Valley Folk, all come together in peace and understanding for International Promote Tolerance Milk and Cookie Day?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 02:11 PM
How are those fantasy football picks coming?
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Hamson
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posted August 31, 2005 03:45 PM
I'm in the market for a new ladder, anything you could suggest?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 31, 2005 08:40 PM
So how do you like your new vampire bat?
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Hamson
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posted August 31, 2005 09:15 PM
How many paces away is the bingo tent?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 31, 2005 11:41 PM
Hypothetically, if a sword swallower went a little too far and actually swallowed the sword all the way down, how should it best be, um, eliminated?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 01, 2005 12:17 AM
I don't know, I kinda like Barbra Bush.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2005 07:12 AM
How come you are wearing only your right shoe?
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Hamson
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posted September 01, 2005 04:57 PM
Where does that mic your talking through even connect to?
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2005 10:26 PM
Have you seen Paul Hogan?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 02, 2005 02:30 PM
Ground Control to Major Tom dude, it's getting pretty high in here man.
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Hamson
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posted September 02, 2005 04:12 PM
Did you really think we would fund a program to give a chainsaw to every single student?
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MidnightBlue
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posted September 03, 2005 01:02 AM
Why do you want me to put peanut butter on my taco instead of hot sauce?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 02:19 AM
Okay so Bill Murray says "Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts." in the 1979 comedy classic, what he really means is "Down with Capitalism"?
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erosomniac
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posted September 03, 2005 02:30 AM
(lol @ Stone)music! Everything is muuuusic!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 04:30 AM
Have you heard the new Libertarian party slogan?
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quidscribis
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posted September 03, 2005 07:27 AM
Why? Why why why why why? Why are you stabbing me with that rusty butter knife?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 03, 2005 07:29 AM
Why is the scone working the jackhammer?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 03, 2005 07:36 AM
What are the advantages of making a robot out of candy?
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quidscribis
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posted September 03, 2005 08:15 AM
What should I have for lunch today?
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Hamson
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posted September 03, 2005 10:39 AM
Why do you keep telling 'how does the chicken cross the road' jokes? We already know how!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 03, 2005 10:47 AM
What's the new Ben & Jerry's flavor targetted to the Mormon demographic?
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Megan
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posted September 03, 2005 10:51 AM
What's the name of this wonderful new restaurant of yours?
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